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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror IV (S05E05)

"Hello, once again."
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"We are controlling the transmission."
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"HOMER: What's that, boy? We're in control?"
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"Oh, no! We left Grampa back at the gas station!"
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"Sir, they're the new winter caretakers for the lodge."
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"...and five John Denver Christmas specials."
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"Oh! John Denver."
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"That's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor."
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"Hey, I found a shortcut through your hedge maze."
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"Why, you little..."
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"WILLIE: No, no. Go easy on the wee one."
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"His father's gonna go crazy and chop them all into haggis."
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"What's haggis?"
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"- You mean shining. - Shh! You want to get sued?"
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"...you just use that shin of yours to call me and I'll come a-running."
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"But don't be reading my mind between 4 and 5."
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"That's Willie's time!"
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"Perhaps. Tell you what, we come back and everyone's slaughtered..."
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"Homer, I'm impressed. You're taking this quite well."
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"We're just gonna have to wait and see."
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"Wow, that's a relief."
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"Well, what do you think, Marge?"
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"All I need is a title."
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"... No TV and No Beer Make Homer something, something."
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"Go Crazy?"
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"Give me the bat..."
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"Hmm. Chili would be good tonight."
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"MOE: Homer, it's Moe."
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"MOE: For crying out loud. Come on. - No!"
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"Here's Johnny!"
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"D'oh!"
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"David Letterman!"
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"I'm Mike Wallace. I'm Morley Safer. And I'm Ed Bradley."
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"- No answer. - Don't worry, Mom."
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"Is that the best you can do?"
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"- had been given rifles, but no ammunition."
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"Rising! Fading."
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"Fading. Gone."
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"MAN [ON TV]: Live from Broadway, it's The Tony Awards."
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"With your hosts, Tyne Daly and Hal Linden."
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"Urge to kill rising."
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"You know, Marge, I've had my share of troubles."
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"But sitting here now with you and the kids..."
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"Dad, your hand is jammed in the toaster!"
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"Dad, it's in there again!"
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"Now, to take her for a test toast."
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"Correction, Homer. You're the second."
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"Because even the tiniest change..."
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"That can't change the future, right?"
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"Hey, what the hell is that geek Flanders doing on TV?"
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"I see by the big board we got a Negative Nelly in sector two."
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"I'm gonna have to ask the whole family to kind of freeze..."
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"Don't you remember? Flanders is the unquestioned lord..."
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"Hello there. Who's that big man there? Who's that?"
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"I wish, I wish I hadn 't killed that fish"
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"- Let's kill it. - Okay."
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"Are we taking the Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?"
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"Fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead, luxury sedan..."
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"It's raining again."
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"I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as l..."
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"Don't touch anything? I'll touch whatever I feel like!"
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"Foolish earthling, totally unprepared for the effects of time travel."
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"- What's gotten into you? - Nothing."
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"...before Mrs. Krabappel shows up."
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"Over here, Simpson."
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"The detention room is overcrowded, so you'll be serving in the cafeteria."
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"It's a powder keg waiting to go off in an explosion of bad behavior."
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"Thanks to the latest budget cuts, I'm down to using Grade F meat."
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"It would be wonderful if there was a common solution to both our problems."
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"Mmm."
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"...when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me."
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"Seymour, what's with the good grub?"
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"Are you saying you killed Jimbo..."
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"...and tender."
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"In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter..."
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"- I can't fight all your battles for you. - But, Mom!"
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"No buts. You march right back to that school..."
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"Psst."
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"Now to check on the free-range children."
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"I'm coming to rescue the lot of you! I'll..."
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"...except that fog that turns people inside out."
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"Dancing till they make us stop"
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"Many dancing people Covered with blood, gore and glop"
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"Just one sniff of that fog And you're inside out"
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"Vital organs They are what we're dressed in"
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"The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine"
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"As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very scary..."
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"Oh, my. It seems the show is so scary, Congress won't even let us show it."
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"... Two Hundred Miles to Oregon."
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"BART: There's nothing wrong with your television set."
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"[SINGING] This is my voice on TV"
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"You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of..."
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"Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there."
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"Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?"
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"D'oh!"
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"Well, it's been two long trips, but we're finally almost there again."
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"When you locked the front door, did you lock the back door?"
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"The sea monkeys I ordered have arrived."
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"Look at them cavort and caper."
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"This house has quite a long and colorful history."
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"...and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch burnings..."
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"Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this..."
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"...that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?"
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"Hmm. Cable's out. Think I'll have a beer."
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"Hmm. Not a drop in the house. What do you know."
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"- Homer! - Sorry. Sorry. Don't worry."
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"There's plenty I can do to keep myself occupied."
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"Mom, is Dad gonna kill us?"
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"- So, what'll it be, Homer? - Moe, give me a beer!"
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"Uh, they'd be much happier as ghosts."
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"- You don't look so happy. - Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy."
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"See? Now waste your family, I'll give you a beer."
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"Homer? Homie?"
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"Feeling fine."
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"Give me the bat, Marge! Give me the bat!"
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"Give me the bat! Come on. Give me the bat."
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"You stay here till you're no longer insane."
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"...the project isn't moving forward. - Can't murder now. Eating."
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"- Hi, David. I'm Grampa. - D'oh!"
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"All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
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