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Clips from Community (2009) - Mixology Certification (S02E02)

- Please don't do that. - I guarantee.

"- Please don't do that. - I guarantee."

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That's Cajun.

"That's Cajun."

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I should research Corpus Christi.

"I should research Corpus Christi."

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Annie, relax. I'm not a relaxed person, Britta.

"Annie, relax. I'm not a relaxed person, Britta."

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I think ahead. I prepare.

"I think ahead. I prepare."

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I don't improvise my life like Caroline Decker.

"I don't improvise my life like Caroline Decker."

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Who probably has really bad credit and an unfinished mermaid tattoo.

"Who probably has really bad credit and an unfinished mermaid tattoo."

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What? Flannahan's Hole is closed.

"What? Flannahan's Hole is closed."

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That's not a...

"That's not a..."

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I'm not being clever. I mean it's out of business.

"I'm not being clever. I mean it's out of business."

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So now what? There's a place at Third and Water.

"So now what? There's a place at Third and Water."

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It's fun-divey but not staph-infection-divey.

"It's fun-divey but not staph-infection-divey."

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It's either got a gross name or an ironically fancy one, possibly both.

"It's either got a gross name or an ironically fancy one, possibly both."

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Go to Third and Water. Wait, what?

"Go to Third and Water. Wait, what?"

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Wasn't the deal. Shirley's pushing.

"Wasn't the deal. Shirley's pushing."

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Why, because they don't have plastic menus?

"Why, because they don't have plastic menus?"

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Why, because they don't... Don't repeat that.

"Why, because they don't... Don't repeat that."

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Jeez. Look, just...

"Jeez. Look, just..."

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The women are your problem, and the men are going to The Ballroom.

"The women are your problem, and the men are going to The Ballroom."

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So plastic menus are bad?

"So plastic menus are bad?"

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See, this is the kind of stuff I need to learn.

"See, this is the kind of stuff I need to learn."

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Plastic menus seem like a great idea to me.

"Plastic menus seem like a great idea to me."

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You spill something, your mom says,

"You spill something, your mom says,"

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"Troy, you're ruining Fuddruckers for everyone."

""Troy, you're ruining Fuddruckers for everyone.""

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Troy, you're entering the next chapter of your life.

"Troy, you're entering the next chapter of your life."

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Sadly, it's the final chapter,

"Sadly, it's the final chapter,"

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but it's also the longest, and if you play it right, the best.

"but it's also the longest, and if you play it right, the best."

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Peers. Equals.

"Peers. Equals."

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So awesome.

"So awesome."

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No way. No.

"No way. No."

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Hello, former enemy.

"Hello, former enemy."

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He's 21 at midnight. Cool?

"He's 21 at midnight. Cool?"

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I don't like this place.

"I don't like this place."

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Ugh. You've made that clear, Shirley. Oy vey.

"Ugh. You've made that clear, Shirley. Oy vey."

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Caroline Decker from Corpus Christi. You don't need an accent.

"Caroline Decker from Corpus Christi. You don't need an accent."

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My ID says Texas. They'll be suspicious.

"My ID says Texas. They'll be suspicious."

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They're not gonna question your ID, you're a hot girl.

"They're not gonna question your ID, you're a hot girl."

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We're good for business.

"We're good for business."

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The hotter you are, the more they'll risk the fine.

"The hotter you are, the more they'll risk the fine."

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Howdy. All right.

"Howdy. All right."

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa."

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Can't be too careful.

"Can't be too careful."

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I understand.

"I understand."

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Hey, hey, Shirley. Welcome back.

"Hey, hey, Shirley. Welcome back."

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You don't know me.

"You don't know me."

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You don't know me.

"You don't know me."

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These must be of all the regulars.

"These must be of all the regulars."

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You think someday I could make it up to this wall?

"You think someday I could make it up to this wall?"

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Can I get you guys anything?

"Can I get you guys anything?"

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Oh! Uh...

"Oh! Uh..."

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I'm okay.

"I'm okay."

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Another Macallan, neat. Vodka, neat, four olives.

"Another Macallan, neat. Vodka, neat, four olives."

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- I'm waiting till midnight. - Aw.

"- I'm waiting till midnight. - Aw."

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Sweetie?

"Sweetie?"

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- Water. - Oh, where's that accent from?

"- Water. - Oh, where's that accent from?"

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- What are you doing in town? - Not much, I reckon.

"- What are you doing in town? - Not much, I reckon."

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Just drifting, floating. Spitting in the wind.

"Just drifting, floating. Spitting in the wind."

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General waywardness.

"General waywardness."

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Alrighty.

"Alrighty."

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Annie, you're in the bar. You don't have to be from Texas anymore.

"Annie, you're in the bar. You don't have to be from Texas anymore."

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I don't know how it works. I'm not a barfly, Britta.

"I don't know how it works. I'm not a barfly, Britta."

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I'm gonna go take a little look around.

"I'm gonna go take a little look around."

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Me too. Annie, don't accept any drinks.

"Me too. Annie, don't accept any drinks."

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Or invitations to the bathroom.

"Or invitations to the bathroom."

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So, what are you gonna order for your first legal drink?

"So, what are you gonna order for your first legal drink?"

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What should I get? Whatever.

"What should I get? Whatever."

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No wrong answers. I like beer.

"No wrong answers. I like beer."

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Don't order beer. You've had beer.

"Don't order beer. You've had beer."

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What should I get?

"What should I get?"

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What do you think you might like?

"What do you think you might like?"

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It's your world now. Follow your heart.

"It's your world now. Follow your heart."

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My Uncle Carl played a big role in my life.

"My Uncle Carl played a big role in my life."

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He passed away this year.

"He passed away this year."

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His favorite drink was a seven and seven.

"His favorite drink was a seven and seven."

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Don't order that. That's an awful drink.

"Don't order that. That's an awful drink."

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A high-school drink for girls.

"A high-school drink for girls."

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Actually, I'll have a root beer instead of that water.

"Actually, I'll have a root beer instead of that water."

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Sure thing. Thank you kindly.

"Sure thing. Thank you kindly."

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Y'all are so nice in this town.

"Y'all are so nice in this town."

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I'm Caroline. From Corpus Christi.

"I'm Caroline. From Corpus Christi."

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I grew up on a trout farm.

"I grew up on a trout farm."

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Deedily doo. Doo-doo-doo.

"Deedily doo. Doo-doo-doo."

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Oh, careful. You score any higher on this, the Rylans are gonna recruit you

"Oh, careful. You score any higher on this, the Rylans are gonna recruit you"

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to fight the Ko-Dan Empire.

"to fight the Ko-Dan Empire."

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The Last Starfighter. Did you get the 25th anniversary Blu-ray?

"The Last Starfighter. Did you get the 25th anniversary Blu-ray?"

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Was Scorpius half-Scarran, half-peacekeeper?

"Was Scorpius half-Scarran, half-peacekeeper?"

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Frell, yes, I got Starfighter on Blu-ray.

"Frell, yes, I got Starfighter on Blu-ray."

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You're a fan of the sci-fi original series Farscape.

"You're a fan of the sci-fi original series Farscape."

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Can I buy you a drink?

"Can I buy you a drink?"

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You got some ID?

"You got some ID?"

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I don't know how people like you even get jobs.

"I don't know how people like you even get jobs."

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Do you need help, man? Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

"Do you need help, man? Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?"

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Heh-heh. A little turning of the tables?

"Heh-heh. A little turning of the tables?"

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The turning of what tables? I don't know, leave me alone.

"The turning of what tables? I don't know, leave me alone."

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So I punched her. Right in the face.

"So I punched her. Right in the face."

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Your probation officer?

"Your probation officer?"

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Didn't you get in trouble? Hell, yes, I got in trouble.

"Didn't you get in trouble? Hell, yes, I got in trouble."

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Wasn't the first time, won't be the last.

"Wasn't the first time, won't be the last."

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I'm not exactly known for my sound judgment.

"I'm not exactly known for my sound judgment."

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Back in Corpus Christi, they call me Capricious Caroline.

"Back in Corpus Christi, they call me Capricious Caroline."

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What's "capricious" mean?

"What's "capricious" mean?"

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It probably means I'm too busy living life

"It probably means I'm too busy living life"

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to be learning $5 words.

"to be learning $5 words."

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Ha-ha! Hot damn.

"Ha-ha! Hot damn."

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With an aged Scotch, never use ice.

"With an aged Scotch, never use ice."

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Never use ice, got it. Why?

"Never use ice, got it. Why?"

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Destroys it.

"Destroys it."

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At most, what you want, two drops of spring water.

"At most, what you want, two drops of spring water."

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Do they have the rules to poser drinking on the wall at L Street?

"Do they have the rules to poser drinking on the wall at L Street?"

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Do they? Poser drinking?

"Do they? Poser drinking?"

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Hey, Ms. Vodka-Neat-Four-Olives. What's that called?

"Hey, Ms. Vodka-Neat-Four-Olives. What's that called?"

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The too-cool-to-care-tini? Is it?

"The too-cool-to-care-tini? Is it?"

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The forced starkness of that drink order

"The forced starkness of that drink order"

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turns horn-rimmed heads at the Red Door.

"turns horn-rimmed heads at the Red Door."

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Hey, y'all, another round. Everybody holding up?

"Hey, y'all, another round. Everybody holding up?"

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I'll be back in two shakes of a rabbit's ass.

"I'll be back in two shakes of a rabbit's ass."

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Who the hell was that?

"Who the hell was that?"

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I gotta go see a woman about the female equivalent of a horse.

"I gotta go see a woman about the female equivalent of a horse."

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Classy. Way to show Troy the ropes.

"Classy. Way to show Troy the ropes."

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Shut up, L Street.

"Shut up, L Street."

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