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Clips from Community (2009) - Mixology Certification (S02E02)

""Hello during a random dessert,""
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"Troy."
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"No way, this is sold out everywhere. Not everywhere."
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"I got a cousin in Detroit, they're not crazy about it."
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"This is how you turn 20. Thanks."
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"I broke my legs, not my gender. Okay."
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"I was born in '89. Then you were born 21 years ago."
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"Mom, how many lies have I been living?"
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"Yes. I wanna bathe in manhood."
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"I don't need people helping me do normal things"
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"Well, that's what they get for trying to please everyone."
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"Oh, The Ballroom. Good."
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"And now I guess I am being clever."
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"You and I, we're just two guys now."
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"Yeah, happy birthday. Thanks."
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"Okay? Yeah."
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"I don't say this often, Troy, but dream a little smaller."
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"Corpus Christi, Texas. 78418."
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"He taught me how to throw a football."
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"Very funny, punk. Get out of my way."
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"Activates the flavor. Good Lord."
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"I can't wait to understand these arguments."
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"And guess what. I could."
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"Annie's the one that plans things, not me."
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"Thinks she's got it all figured out."
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"What does that even mean? No idea."
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"Followed by an internship."
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"Abed. Abed, I'm Robert."
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"Wait. You guys, you guys."
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"Give that to me. No, no."
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"I had some bad years."
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"It's a funny picture because you act so perfect all the time."
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"I will see you all on Monday."
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"I'm stuck in this... The chair broke..."
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"Hey, it's my birthday"
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"but can I have a seven and seven?"
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"My big boy. Big, big boy."
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"I'm cool. I actually always wanted to drive this thing."
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"Go to sleep, Abed. Cool."
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"I pretended to be a different person."
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"Arms."
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"We only sang the last two words. What happened to the "happy birthday" part?"
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"He's a Jehovah's Witness, doesn't celebrate birthdays."
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"We kept the language on the cake compliant."
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"the month and day of which coincide numerically"
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""with your expulsion from a uterus.""
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"You guys. I never cry, but..."
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"All right, happy expulsion, Troy. But after cake, we cram, for realsies."
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"Guys, finals are coming up."
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"This group is starting to use occasions to avoid studying."
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"Last week we had fondue and played Boggle because Shirley's niece took her first bath."
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"Funny, last week was my birthday"
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"and nobody noticed and nobody cared."
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"Pierce, you don't remember the huge party we threw?"
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"We need to talk about those painkillers. I don't think you remember anything..."
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"Huge party, you were like, "The best party of my life.""
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"- Nutritious. - Got you!"
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"Of course I remember my birthday. What a party."
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"Yeah, you still owe me for the keg deposit."
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"Troy."
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""Kickpuncher: Detroit"?"
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"There's strawberries under there. Let me help you."
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"While we're watching this unfold, some birthday facts to enjoy."
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"Troy's birthday is tomorrow, December 4th."
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"Also born that day, Tyra Banks, Marisa Tomei"
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"and French cinematographer Claude Renoir."
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"- Yes, jackpot. - On the Chinese calendar,"
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"Purposeful, self-possessed and gregarious."
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"No, I'm pretty sure I'm a snake."
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"I remember, I'm determined, self-possessed and mendacious."
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"Pierce, what is this, what are you doing? Explain yourself."
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"Who made this crappy cake anyway? A cake maker at a cake store."
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"He did it wrong. Troy, we're 1990, we're horses."
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"Which would make me 20 because everyone is 10 for two years."
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"Because fifth grade is really hard for everyone."
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"Troy, do you realize at midnight, you are turning 21?"
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"As in the legal drinking age."
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"Whoa."
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"This party just became unacceptable. We're going out."
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"You were just complaining about too many parties."
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"Lame ones, this is real. What makes it real?"
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"Think of it as Troy taking his first bath, only the bubbles are his manhood."
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"I'm taking you to L Street."
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"Ugh. Douche Street. Oh, of course you hate cool bars."
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"I don't suppose you've ever even been to L Street."
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"No, but I also haven't been to Beirut."
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"But I'm sure I will go one day"
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"because I hear they have lots of important cultural..."
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"- It's my birthday. - Unlike L Street, which is douchey."
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"Let's hear your great suggestions. The Red Door."
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"Oh, yeah, the Red Door. The Red Hipster."
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"Not hipster. Hipsters haven't discovered it yet, it's underground."
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"Why don't we go someplace fun, like Peg Leg Pablo's?"
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"They serve virgin mudslides. Those are milk shakes."
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"All you think about is yourselves. Think about me."
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"I'm 19, I can't get into bars."
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"- Well... - I'll bring you a mudslide."
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"Okay, well, have fun."
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"Fine, I'll get Annie an ID. A fake ID?"
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"Real, it just won't be yours. I will see you at the Red Door."
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"Nice try. We're not going to Red Poet's Society."
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"We're not going to Douche Street either."
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"Name the least offensive bar you've ever been to."
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"One, two, three."
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"Flannahan's Hole. Flannahan's Hole, done."
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"Troy, you riding with me? Do you even have to ask?"
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"Do you wanna ride in my van? I'm not disabled."
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"and doting over me. Why don't you just leave...?"
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"Okay, I'll beat you there."
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"I don't think this girl looks very much like me."
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"Come on. She's a white brunette."
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"So is Anne Hathaway. Go on."
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"What's your friend doing with other people's IDs?"
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"People sell their ID when they're leaving the state and need cash."
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"So she's a drifter. A floater."
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"An urchin."
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"Caroline Decker from Corpus Christi, Texas."
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"Texas? Do I need an accent?"
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"You don't need an accent."
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"- Howdy, y'all. - I'm Caroline Decker."
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