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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon (S01E01)

"but when she died, she was flying first class,"
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"Janet Yi's not dead."
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"Well, someone is!"
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"Whee!"
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"This play is a mess."
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"Plus, it'll look good on a college application."
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"Thmile! Two thooting thtars!"
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"What did she say?"
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"Based on what?"
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"So no asians on TV, huh?"
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"_"
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"Look what came in the mail, all the way from Taiwan."
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"Took a lot of phone calls, but I tracked one down."
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"Oh! Sparkle time beauty horse!"
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"Oh, and it's a face one!"
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"My face burning is how I know you love me back."
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"Ow!"
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"Eddie put them up to it."
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"Maybe if there's a nerdy friend"
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"Once, there was a little girl, and all she wanted"
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"Did the little girl ever get one?"
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"Good. And they bounce the ball back."
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"like you're helping a stubborn goat cross a bridge."
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"They advertised themselves as the breakfast cigarette."
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"Woof woof!"
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"But he's already balding."
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"Because we are doing a new play."
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"from all over corners of town."
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"Look, the point is, you guys are ready for this."
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"That's half time!"
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"this bum-drop hasn't worked in months."
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"I can't believe we still have another half to play."
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"Monday, I'm calling your school"
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"♪ If you want beef, then bring the ruckus ♪"
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"- You're outta here! - With pleasure!"
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"like Mr. Gumdrop."
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"with brittle hair to comb and braid"
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"like a boss!"
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"Woof woof!"
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"Oh, but they're having fun."
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"_"
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"You think they're gonna put two Chinese boys on TV?"
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"Uhh! Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Oop! Looks like rehearsal has started."
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"faithful guardian of the passing lane."
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"Act-ing? What's that?"
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"by the fault of no one in particular,"
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""I will not pay a rewind fee for 'The Mighty Ducks'!""
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"I don't remember teaching you to nut punch,"
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"and purposely doesn't give it to you?"
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"One of them was a girl."
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"Think about that."
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"Foul!"
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"It's a huge waste of time."
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"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
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"to give them the opportunity to do things that we couldn't do?"
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"♪ Wu-tang clan ain't nuthin' ta... With ♪"
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"I would have named her sugar applebalm"
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"I love all this quacking,"
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"I'm gonna go get some head shots taken."
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"I call shotgun!"
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"I saw it on the "sportscenter" show."
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"and he is indeed 111/2."
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"an example of what's wrong with basketball today."
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"I'm proud of you."
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"Nobody knows."
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"Meow!"
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"You are."
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"and I have my steakhouse."
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"♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪"
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"♪ Fresh off the boat ♪"
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"Huh?"
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"it's all about teamwork."
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"Quack."
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"You don't think I should move in with him?"
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"♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪"
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"S01E12 Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon"
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"You told me I couldn't use the oven,"
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"I'm gonna leave you here with the other directors."
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"And you keep doing that 200 times."
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"Carrying Dmitri's bag?"
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"You just got poster-ized, coach!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Uhh! Uhh!"
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"Aah!"
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"about a team back in Taipei."
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"Was it you? I can't put you up there."
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"Basketball clearly isn't about team anymore."
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"♪ bam! Aw, man! I slam jam ♪"
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"Whoo! Whoo!"
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"Oh, we never had the chance, Jessica."
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"I have confidence that you'll do what is right."
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"But isn't that why we work so hard,"
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"So our best player..."
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"Uhh!"
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"♪ fresh off the boat ♪"
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