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Clips from Devious Maids - Scrambling the Eggs (S01E01)

"Well, that's nice,"
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"but I don't think it's ready yet."
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"The gazpacho is ready."
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"who's that guy having lunch with Alejandro?"
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"His agent, Jackson Narino."
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"Did you finish the salad?"
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"Two hours ago. It's in the fridge."
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"And you dress like a tramp."
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"Isn't it nice we can be honest with each other?"
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"Seriously, I'm worried about you."
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"I am not telling him!"
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"And I'm sorry I told you."
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"Oh, my god."
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"- Odessa. - Yes?"
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"Your hair!"
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"- It's falling out. - What?!"
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"It must be the chemo."
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"Odessa, it's everywhere."
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"Look, it's on the cake..."
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"And the sandwiches!"
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"How did I not see this?"
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"The whole time I was listening to it,"
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"I was thinking... "Grammy.""
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"But we haven't tasted the soup yet."
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"She's Russian."
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"Did you talk to him?"
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"Only in exchange for a graceful end"
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"you get this check."
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"But how is that possible?"
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"You were paid to have sex with him."
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"I told him to stop. He didn't."
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"And that gets me a hell of a lot more"
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"to your doorstep."
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"What?"
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"I'm pregnant."
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"Oh, god."
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"Now I have bills to pay, and a grandmother to support."
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"I want to see the bank teller gasp."
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"You got it?"
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"You have no idea who you're screwing with."
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"there's no telling what he might do."
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"Well, I don't think so."
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"It proves that Michael Stappord knows who raped Flora."
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"He was representing the guy."
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"At $600 an hour,"
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"you can bet he's taking that name to the grave."
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"God."
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"I hate lawyers."
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"The man that raped her is not the father of her baby."
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"And there is some kind of connection between them."
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"So which one killed her?"
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"My theory was always,"
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"a guy who rapes is more likely to kill."
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"Is there anyone Flora might have told?"
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"Someone we overlooked?"
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"It's his birthday!"
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"He turns 1 year old today."
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"When Mrs. Peri gets back from New York on Friday,"
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"we're gonna have cake and presents."
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"I can tell them I'm Tucker's friend."
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"And bring a ridiculously expensive gift."
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"Yes, that would be weird."
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"Which part?"
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"All of it."
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"That'll give you time to finish this floor."
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"But it won't take too long."
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"Hello there."
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"Hi. I'm Rosie, your new maid."
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"Tell me, Rosie,"
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"She's in the kitchen with the baby."
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"I also work for Peri Westmore."
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"I bring her son here while I clean."
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"You've done this before?"
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"Many times."
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"has, uh, Evelyn..."
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"How do you know that?"
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"Listen to me, do us both a favor."
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"and never bring him back here."
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"Do you understand?"
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"And, Rosie?"
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"Who's all this for?"
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"You."
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"I made sandwiches!"
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"You don't know how to make sandwiches."
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"Well, I know how to order them."
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"It's practically the same thing."
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"Please, sit."
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"So let's just skip the roast beef"
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"and go straight to the ulterior motive."
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"All I'm trying to do"
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"is have a little celebration with my friend."
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"Oh, honey! I'm so happy for you."
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"Thank you."
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"Now... try the ones with the pesto."
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"So Alfred gave up on the whole baby thing?"
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"No. He still wants to be a father."
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"We'll just find a surrogate to carry the child."
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"an Ivy League coed who might do it."
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"Of course, we'll also need an egg."
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"Please tell me you're not gonna ask me for one of my eggs."
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"Heavens, no."
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"Your eggs are almost as ossified as mine."
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"Good."
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"Because I was about to spit out this pesto"
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"and throw it at you."
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"No..."
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"we don't want one of your eggs."
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"We want one of... Valentina's."
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"Aren't you considerate?"
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"It's really a compliment."
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"Alfred thinks Valentina is bright and lovely--"
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"I don't care."
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"Zoila!"
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"because it's not gonna happen."
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"to Valentina. Do you understand me?"
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"Alejandro, do you have a minute?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Odessa has something to tell you."
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"Obviously, I've been tired lately."
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"I'm sure you've noticed."
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