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Clips from Community (2009) - The Science of Illusion (S01E01)

"And racially accessible."
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"When in doubt, check the guidelines"
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"In our college pranks literature."
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"i>- "guidelines for school-sanctioned pranks.""
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"- Oh, which one? - Exactly."
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"The point of a practical joke is to shake up the system."
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"For example, who wants some of these?"
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"Looking for something?"
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"- Nice. - Oh!"
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"They allow student volunteers for campus security"
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"During times of heightened shenanigans."
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"- Oh! - I want to be security."
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"Ooh, let's do it together. We can be partners."
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"Oh, abed, you're so silly."
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"I'd be the bad-ass."
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"Greetings, mortals!"
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"Morning! Snake in a can?"
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"Is having its annual ascension ceremony,"
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"A level six laser lotus."
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"I know. I was speechless too."
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"Anyway, I have to detoxify for the ceremony."
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"Even better if it goes down the wrong--"
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"The wrong pipe."
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"So what happens in level six?"
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"Well, nobody in my hive has ever seen a six."
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"I'll have immunity to germs,"
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"And improved night vision."
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"i>- Any bonuses to your kombat score?"
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"Right before you got here, some guy was delivering"
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"What?! Why didn't you tell me?"
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"Maybe if you run, you can catch him."
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"Way to use your brain, winger."
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"37 seconds."
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"Guys, you realize you're exploiting the naivete"
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"Everything does. She's a buzz kill."
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"I'm not a buzz kill."
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"You're more of a fun vampire,"
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"Because you don't suck blood, you just suck."
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"Ohh. It's amazing."
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"Wow!"
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"It is absolutely gorgeous."
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"How do I look?"
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"?T× I can't count ?T×"
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"This is gonna be exciting, ladies."
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"As campus security for 48 hours."
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"Your windbreakers."
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"Your whistles."
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"Oh! Oh, okay."
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"It's mine."
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"But I'll just get my groceries"
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"In a better neighborhood this week."
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"Between the two of us, I'm sort of the bad-ass."
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"You are? Uh, how do you figure?"
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"I guess I didn't figure because I was too busy"
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"Being the obvious bad-ass."
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"Sounds like we're both pretty convinced."
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"I guess we'll find out who's right once we're on the job."
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"Hmm, I guess we will."
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"I'm sorry, what is going on here?"
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"A twist on a classic formula."
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"One's a straight-laced stickler,"
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"But these two have equal claim to both roles."
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"And why are you here?"
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"?T× I was thinking of pulling a little prank tonight ?T×"
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"So you know how they have live frogs"
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"In the anatomy lab?"
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"So I was gonna sneak in there, get a frog,"
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"And then tomorrow,"
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"When se?±or chang's class is coming in,"
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"Did you read the hat?"
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"- Se?±or chang. - Yeah."
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"Oh, you don't get it."
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"I know it's funny. Oh, wait, I forgot--"
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"It's not your kind of joke. It's not at anyone's expense."
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"When there's so much you could be doing"
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"You know what?"
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"My prank is gonna cause a sea of laughter,"
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"And I am gonna watch you drown in it."
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"That a girl!"
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"Jeff, I can read minds."
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"No way."
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"What color am I thinking of?"
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"What the hey?"
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"Must be the robe."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey...Cookie crisp."
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"Hey, pierce, that guy came back that brought your robes"
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"And said he forgot to deliver...This."
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"Is that a cookie?"
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"Buddha arrived on a meteor!"
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"When was the last time he ate?"
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"In the world."
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"Ugh. Hello, mr. Frog."
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"Can I just borrow you for a second?"
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""I'm se?±or chang.""
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"Now tell me that's not funny."
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"aah! Oh!"
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"now real quiet."
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"ohh."
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"aah!"
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"Oh, god, that's horrible!"
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"Is this was a brand-new sign, so..."
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"I just don't want this to tarnish"
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"Our school's reputation."
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"Don't worry, your school's reputation"
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"Is way worse than this."
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"oh..."
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"Yeah, just stop right there."
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"I'm annie edison."
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"People call me "psycho""
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"Because I had a nervous breakdown in high school."
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"My partner's a christian housewife."
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"Can we help you?"
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"Actually, can we not help you?"
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"I tend to play by my own rules."
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"She loves rules. I only have one."
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"Stay out of my way."
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"Stay out of mine more."
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"You ladies can take care of it yourselves."
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"Call us when you find a perp."
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