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Clips from 30 Rock - Pilot (S01E01)

"and we're all in this line"
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"and you're the only genius that got in the other line?"
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"Yeah, I'm buying all the hot dogs."
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"That is ridiculous."
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"� That's her �"
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"� That's her �"
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"� Me, oh, my �"
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"� That's her �"
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""The Girlie Show.""
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"Hey, have you looked at that cat-lady sketch?"
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"Ohh! Fine, I'll just take the whole thing out."
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"Who, Kenneth?"
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"parent company could spring for a samovar of coffee."
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"Are there other black nerds, or is it just you and Urkel?"
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"No?"
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"So, President Bush"
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"No, Jay Leno."
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"Well, Kenneth, just respect their privacy."
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"I promise I'll do better, Mr. Hornberger."
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"I'm sure you will."
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"What about Ray Romano? Can you do Ray?"
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"There you go."
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"Pleased with the ratings."
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"Where's Gary?"
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"No."
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"Uh, 5 inches, but it's thick."
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"single and pretending to be happy about it,"
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"overscheduled, undersexed."
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"that says "healthy body image" on the cover."
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"a week."
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"That knitting thing is uncanny. How do you do that?"
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"Oh. My wife wants one of those."
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"That's why they sent me here to retool your show."
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"Retool what, now?"
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"I'm the new Vice President of east-coast television"
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"and microwave-oven programming."
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"That sounds like you program microwave ovens."
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"When I played that lady rapist on "Law & Order,""
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"guess what the makeup guy put on under my eyes"
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"Okay. This is Poppo."
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"so we had to put them down."
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"with women and older gays."
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"The black movie star."
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"If I meet with Tracy Jordan and we mutually agree"
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"that this is the worst idea ever, you'll back off?"
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"Do you have a pair of dress pants or a skirt"
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"Oh, good."
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"He reminds me of Scotty on "General Hospital.""
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"No, ew, Jenna, do not like that man. That is a bad man."
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"I thought there was a strict dress code at this place."
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"I got to go someplace where they make food that I like."
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"I saw the one where he plays,"
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"Yeah, "Black Cop, White Cop.""
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""Who Dat Ninja"?"
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"Oh, yeah, that movie was hilarious."
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"Where's the love?"
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"You know, I want it to be raw, HBO-style content."
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"Well, it's not HBO. It's TV."
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"I'm straight-up mentally ill."
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"Sure. Well, you know, who doesn't, really?"
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"Well, who's in charge when they're not here?"
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"I think it's hot."
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"Thank you. I'm Jenna, by the way."
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"Miss Maroney, I got the hemorrhoid cream you wanted."
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"It's for my face."
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"'cause we work a lot of hours"
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"See, me and you, we play the game."
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"This show is our chance to break the shackles."
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"in competition with each other, to distract us"
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"they usually mean at the bank or at the store."
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"No, thank you."
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"You know why I should do this TV show, Lemon?"
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"You got to think like these strippers, Lemon."
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"Neither do we."
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"� We are strong! �"
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"But Liz said we were cutting the cat-lady sketch."
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"Do you think I'm good in it?"
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"Tonight is your opportunity to go out there"
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"Get down!"
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"Is Liz back yet?"
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"I want... that one."
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"The studio."
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"I want you to drop me at the studio."
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"and I want to do it in front of the whole crew"
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"This is the Jordan family estate?"
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"Are you peeing?"
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"Pete, oh, my God, I didn't know."
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"No, hey, listen, it will give me a chance"
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"Hey, I thought we cut the cat-lady sketch."
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"So, let me introduce myself."
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"Can we talk about this on Monday?"
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"No, I want Pete back."
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"I want it in writing that Jenna's job is safe."
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"And I want a cappuccino machine for the writers' room."
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"Hello? Excuse me? There's a line, buddy."
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"There's two lines."
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"No, no, there's one line. We're in it."
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"I'm just getting a hot dog."
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"We're all getting hot dogs."
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"What, do you think there's two lines"
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"You believe this guy?"
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"Don't line up behind him. He cheated you."
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"Hey, shut up."
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"Now I want all the hot dogs, please."
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"You don't have to do that."
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"No, no, no, You don't have to do that."
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"And I'm giving them to the good people."
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"I'm starving."
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"� Who's that kickin' it down the street? �"
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"� Causing a stir �"
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"� Who's that? I know that you're wondering �"
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"� That's her, that's her, that's her, that's her �"
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"� Who's got the kind of charisma that the boys prefer �"
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"� Who's hot and you know that she knows it? �"
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"� She's like a summer sky, a slice of cherry pie �"
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"� The rarest butterfly �"
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"� Who flaunts her feminine magic �"
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"� That's me �"
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"That's Pam,"
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"This fat suit smells like corn chips."
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