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Clips from Black Mirror - Nosedive (S03E03)

"What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck"
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"to brew you up in the womb?"
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"- Your face is a fucking... - Fucking."
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"- You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you!"
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"- Fuck you next Wednesday. - Fuck you for Christmas!"
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"Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks."
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"- So what brings you back here? - New job, first day."
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"Whoa! Top floor! That's..."
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"Sure! Obviously."
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"- Yo, they're taking it. - Who?"
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"- He's okay. - He doesn't come with the apartment."
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"It's actually a pretty cool place."
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"You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers,"
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"- Keith! Hello. - Lacie!"
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"Would you be my maid of honour?"
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"Nay-Nay, I will not let you down."
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"Impressive."
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"In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads."
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"I love you, Nay-Nay."
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"- No. No, no, no. - Customer incident at the other end."
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"Sorry. It's just..."
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"Times two?"
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"- Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. - How far away are you?"
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"Driving? That's like nine hours."
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"I'm making good time,"
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"Is everything okay?"
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"Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car?"
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"Wanna hear my speech?"
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"No."
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"so that velocitates my arc."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"when you start doing that."
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"It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty."
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"I put a little something in there for you."
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"Bye."
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"In this world, we're all so caught up..."
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"Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary."
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"- But it doesn't change anything. - Lacie..."
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"It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves."
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"Oh, gosh, well, um..."
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"Shit!"
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"Get your ass over here."
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"He's a pretty big deal, that Paul."
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"Anyway, um... I..."
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"and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair."
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"Always with a smile though."
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"I always wished I was you."
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"And..."
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"Don't even try to deny..."
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"Well..."
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"And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up,"
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"What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away."
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"Everybody, hello!"
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"that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say,"
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"From your rep report analytics."
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"Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!"
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"Sure."
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"- Hmm. - Not now."
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"not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab."
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"Like you'd even qualify."
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"Ryan, just go! Go!"
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"you're restricted to our super saver fleet."
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"What the fuck are you looking at?"
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"Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus."
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"Don't come. I don't want you here."
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"Hey, Lace! Just checking in."
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"We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works."
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"Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer."
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"And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred"
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"Hope they cancel it!"
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"- Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? - Mm-hmm. In my case."
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"- Don't see those around much these days. - It's a rental."
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"Just drop it out there."
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"He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man."
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"- She's awesome. - She?"
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"and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him..."
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"- Sweetheart. - What time is it?"
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"Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go."
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"that's just a bonus."
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"to moderate your language there."
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"like two fists."
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"Yeah, he's really something."
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"But now you're a sub three. Sorry."
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"I have a rental car. It's..."
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"You know our Prime Influencers Programme?"
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"_"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Sir, excuse me."
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"Come on!"
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"Where are you headed?"
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"But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech,"
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"I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride."
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"I think I'm allergic to this purple."
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"- I can still do the same speech. - Lacie..."
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"Fuck!"
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"Stay back."
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"- You look great today. - Thank you!"
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"Shit!"
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"She... did not fuck Greg."
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"Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember?"
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"I was, uh... 4.6 once."
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"Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off."
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"I do not mean that how it sounds."
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"They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage,"
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"Jesus!"
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"Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!"
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"Get over here!"
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"The A Team!"
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"and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so..."
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"Don't? Don't wonder?"
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"Well, that just don't make sense."
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"Fucking biological car crash"
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"Just what I was wondering."
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"You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it."
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"I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding."
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"- Slow down. Let's give her a ride. - She's, like, 2.8."
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"I love you so much, darl."
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