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Clips from Black Mirror - Nosedive (S03E03)

"They gave me an extra at the coffee place."
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"- Oh, no, I already ate. - Okay, sure. All good. Yes."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, here's me, so..."
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"Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect."
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"Authentic gestures, that's the key."
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"- That's time up, I'll catch you later. - Oh, could I just ask..."
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"... Mr. Rags."
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"- What the fuck is that? - Tapenade. Want some?"
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"Who even are you?"
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"It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan."
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"Shit!"
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"Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact?"
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"I was just fixing myself a snack."
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"Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face?"
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"- Me too. It's been... - Too long."
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"- Way too long. - And that's my fault."
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"- No, it's mine. Everything is just so... - Everything's just so..."
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"Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you."
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"When you posted that Mr. Rags photo..."
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"I know, Mr. Rags!"
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"I just had to call"
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"and talk to you because..."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?"
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"He is great. So smart. Just sweet."
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"I know you're gonna love him."
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"Uh-huh."
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"So, anyways, the big day..."
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"So, we're getting married in a month"
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"This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it?"
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"No, but..."
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"Well, it's a private island."
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"Take a looooook!"
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"Oh, wow! That is..."
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"I know, right? So... can you make it?"
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"Are you kidding? Of course."
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"Great, cool, cos I was wondering if..."
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"Lace, do you think..."
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"Seriously?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure?"
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"Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11?"
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"- I know but we haven't s... - I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags..."
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"All the memories. It just brought things home."
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"Oh, Nay-Nay."
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"I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked"
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"I want you by my side."
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"Oh, my God. Thank you."
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"What do I have to..."
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"Not much to it. A speech, mainly."
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"Speech? Of course!"
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"Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?"
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"- Oh, my gosh, like... - hundreds!"
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"It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now."
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"Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals,"
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"but they're all, like, 4.7 or above."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories."
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"- Sure. - How we were, any old things."
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"- Gotcha. - I'll ping you some anecdotes."
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"- That would be great. - And what's your dress size?"
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"Oh, um..."
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"I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four."
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"- Perfect. - We got matching bridesmaids dresses."
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"Well, anyway..."
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"What was that? The F-word?"
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"You two pussy pals now?"
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"- She was always mean to you. - No, she wasn't."
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"- She had that rhyme about you. - That was a game."
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"She fucked Greg."
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"She looked hot. I'll give her that."
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"Okay."
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"- Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. - Mm-hmm."
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"Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it."
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"Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um..."
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"Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now."
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"- Well, okay. - Yes!"
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"It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters."
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"But as I stand here today..."
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"seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life,"
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"I know she's someone who truly matters to me."
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"the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp,"
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"started talking to me because she saw I was scared."
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"The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him."
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"every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay."
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"What she meant to me then and now."
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"I am so honored to be here"
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"You fucking sociopath."
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"- Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? - What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?"
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"I do keep him on my desk."
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"I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day."
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"The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off,"
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"- Naomi and I were best friends. - Come on..."
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"by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win."
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"What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?"
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"It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher."
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"What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments!"
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"They are fake-smile jail cells."
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"And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding."
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"- Great job. - I am sorry, but I miss the normal you."
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"I need my charger."
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"This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who..."
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"- Have you seen my charger? - ...only pretend to be happy."
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"I said don't borrow this!"
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"My car is here. Again."
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"Like, what if this doesn't work?"
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"- Can't you just stay out of my shit? - You're my sister!"
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"Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed"
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"living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me."
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"Do you know why I never brought any guys back here?"
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"Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave"
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"with Mr. Three Point Fuck."
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"Good luck with your performance!"
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"Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming."
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"- Jesus Christ! - Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"That's great. Just great."
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"Oh... Hi."
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"I'm on my way to the airport right now."
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"Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner?"
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