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Clips from Black Mirror - Nosedive (S03E03)

"my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks,"
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"Can everyone be quiet for a moment?"
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"Thank you."
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"my name is Lacie Pound"
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"and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends."
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"Hi, Nay-Nay!"
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"It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you."
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"Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here."
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"Anyway..."
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"She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out."
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"She had this tight ass,"
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"I was like..."
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"And that..."
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"...fucking... jackhole!"
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"I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!"
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"Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!"
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"- Hey! Calm down. - I..."
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"Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's..."
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"She... She fucked Greg!"
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"I know she did."
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"The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp,"
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"started talking to me because she saw I was scared"
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"I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you!"
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"I don't like your moustache."
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"I don't like your aura."
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"- My aura? - Yeah."
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"Your entire head is just ridiculous to me."
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"Really?"
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"that just got told there's no Santa Claus."
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"At least I look like I was born,"
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"You got tossed out of that lab."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, flushed out."
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"- Ooh! - In the trash!"
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"- Fuck you! - Fuck you!"
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"_"
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"- Hey, Lacie! - Hey!"
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"Ryan!"
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"- I was holding a bomb! - Come on!"
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"Sorry, guys."
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"Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on."
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"Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here."
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"Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place."
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"- Okay. - Now who's the slow poke?"
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"I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later."
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"Sorry, that was my sister."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to."
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"Jasmine tea?"
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"And that's one Brushed Suede."
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"- See you tomorrow, JJ. - See you, Lacie."
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"Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute!"
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"Hey, Lacie!"
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"- Bets, it's great to see you! - You too."
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"How's Pancakes?"
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"He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best."
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"- Yeah. It's going pretty great. - Good to hear."
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"- Well, good luck. - I know, right?"
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"It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker."
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"- But for now... - It's OK for now."
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"It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is."
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"Lacie, I got you a smoothie."
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"Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs."
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"They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market."
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"Sure. Okay."
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"Mmm!"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"We're kind of not talking to Ches."
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"Oh..."
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"- Poor Ches. - No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side."
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"Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back."
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"Hello?"
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"The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking."
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"Okay."
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"So, now we move into the light space area."
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"- Great food, great company. - Mm-hmm!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Sampled your photo stream to make her."
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"Styled free of charge at the members' salon."
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"It's hilarious!"
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"You like him?"
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"But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only."
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"Uh-huh."
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"I gotta say, these places are going like that."
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"- So don't delay if you're interested. - Oh, I'm more than interested."
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"Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract,"
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"we're talking... this much."
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"Okay."
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"- A little more than expected? - Yeah."
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"- Do I qualify for that? - No. No, you don't."
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"We'd need you around a 4.5."
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"4.5?"
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"Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount."
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"- 4.5. - That's right."
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"Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme?"
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"- A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy."
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"A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy."
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"That's the sense you get just from... me?"
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"Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours."
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"You see, even..."
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"What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials."
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"- Great little uptake there. - Okay."
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"Oh, just a workplace thing."
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"- Healthy inner circle. It's good. - Thank you."
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"There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable."
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"How long do you think?"
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"Well, barring a major setback,"
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"a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so."
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"Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more."
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"Then you'll need a boost."
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"- What kind of a boost? - Well..."
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"and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks."
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"Same with your outer circle."
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"At least as far as I can see."
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"So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there."
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"Ideally, that's up votes from quality people."
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"- Quality people? - High fours."
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"Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc"
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"- Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. - Sorry, Ches. I'm late."
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"I just need some stars, please!"
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"- Oh, hi! - Hi!"
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"- Well, I bet you work... good there. - Thank you."
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