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Clips from Seinfeld - The Apology (S09E09)

"I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're sorry."
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"Oh, all right. You think I've got germs?"
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"Bad news, people. Peggy is home sick."
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"-So you don't think it's attractive? -It's hideous."
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"Peggy took a turn for the worse."
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"Peggy? Great. I suppose she's still blaming me?"
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"I don't believe this woman."
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"-And what a pretty radish rose, huh? -Well, thank you."
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"That man is a step-skipper. He skips Step 9."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, he says you can just give it to him tomorrow when you see him."
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"Daiquiri lce. Here we go."
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"-No, it says main line. -It's a misprint."
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"...and just...focus."
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"Well, technically, he did apologize."
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"You promise you'll never come in here again?"
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"-Did you try it? -He doesn't know what he's doing."
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"Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time."
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"Peggy, we gotta talk."
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"Thank you. I did notice and I appreciate you rectifying it."
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"That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy."
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"I made some good cuts and I didn't lose anything I needed."
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"I've had bedroom naked, I've had walk-to-the-bathroom naked."
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"Jeez. Look at that: I'm all lathery."
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"Elaine, how long do you spend in the shower?"
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"It's not bad at all."
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"Here, take mine. There's a little left."
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"I'm not sure what you want me to do."
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"I got a clog. I'll call you back."
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"I'm losing it."
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"...my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic and rude..."
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"Yeah. What? I'm sorry."
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"He had that very drafty apartment. -I think on 9th Avenue--"
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"Jerry, you gotta show me what I'm doing wrong."
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"Now, see, that's smart. Constant motion."
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"Okay, Jerry. I fixed that bike."
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"Oh, how about for your stapler?"
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"Jerry, I felt like a straight man in some horrible sketch."
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"-Hello? -Jerry, guess where I'm calling from?"
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"He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?"
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"-You got a little rage. -I know."
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"I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day--"
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"Talk to me, babe."
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"Oh, a germaphobe."
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"I'm a recovering germaphobe."
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"I know it looks bleak. I've been there."
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"What are you doing tomorrow?"
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"Where's that Rum Raisin? Where is it?"
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"Hi, I'm Jason."
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"-This is my first meeting. -Step-skipper."
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"Any second now."
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"...and much-appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub."
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