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Clips from Seinfeld - The Apology (S09E09)

"-What are you doing? -I found a spot on the kitchen floor."
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"I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here."
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"No, not that. Why are you naked?"
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"-I thought naked is good. -This isn't good naked."
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"George, here have a seat."
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"Where's Hanky?"
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"Welcome to Rage-aholics Anonymous."
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"Hey, I am not here for rage. I'm here for revenge."
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"Probably because this whole universe is against me."
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"And now, they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad."
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"By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work."
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"Oh, great, Elaine."
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"What is wrong with my body?"
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"-That's it? -No, but that's one problem. Why?"
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"Walking around naked?"
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"That is not a good look for a man."
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"Why not? It's a good look for a woman."
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"The hair, the lumpiness."
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"Well, some women like it."
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"Sickies."
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"lnstalling your Clarkman garbage disposal."
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"-Puddy. -ls David Puddy there?"
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"I know."
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"You're a mechanic. Could you help me install a garbage disposal?"
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"-What do you got, a Clarkman? -Yeah."
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"Oh, okay. Well, thanks, Puddy."
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"-Hey, Puddy. -Hey, babe, your boss called."
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"Balloon bouquet for who?"
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"-He said so. -Yeah."
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"She's this crazy woman..."
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"...who is convinced that my germs make her sick."
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"Ten years."
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"-What is this symbol? -It's a germ."
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"...you're sleeping with to talk..."
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"Don't you? Elaine."
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"Please."
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"Ten years ago, waking up next to a woman liked this..."
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"Hey, I've had those since college. They're bunnies."
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"They're bacteria traps."
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"So you just learned to live with it?"
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"For the most part."
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"So I'm glad we had a talk and worked this out."
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"Yes, clothes. This is normal."
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"I was thinking that we could go--"
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"Jerry?"
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"I wanted to know what you were doing tomorrow."
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"Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--"
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"So you broke up."
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"So, what are you up to?"
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"Oh, just cooking up a little thank-you for Puddy."
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"Hey, how do you make those radish roses?"
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"Insert a knife into the center and twist."
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"Then to make it bloom, soak it in water for 30 to 40 minutes."
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"No problem there."
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"George, thanks for coming down to talk."
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"Well, I'm here. What is it?"
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"Well, I talked to my sponsor..."
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"...and you deserve much better."
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"Well, thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"-Can I get a triple Minute Man Mint? -Waffle or sugar cone?"
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"...what you just said was actually an apology."
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"Would you hang on just a second? What are you talking about?"
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"All you said was, You're welcome. Which is nice. It's very nice."
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"But I feel I gotta get the apology."
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"-ls there anybody else here but you? -I'm alone and it's my second day."
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"You know, I don't even think we have that flavor, so--"
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"George, really, enough, okay?"
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"I admitted I was wrong. What more do you want from me?"
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"-I want an apology. -All right, look--"
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"Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do."
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"-Now, I'm sorry. -There it is."
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"I can't find anything. I need a drink."
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"Can't you see we're closed? Get out."
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"You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?"
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"I made this whole meal in there."
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"This food was in the shower with you?"
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"I prepared it as I bathed."
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"Oh, germs. Germs. Germs!"
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"-No. Germaphobes. -Thanks."
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"-Kramer. -Right."
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"-I'm a Rage-aholic. -Hi, Jason."
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"-Please, Step 9. -That's right."
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"...for saying that I would stretch out the neck hole on his sweater."
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"It wasn't funny."
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"It was a very nice sweater."
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"Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it."
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"I don't know if I'd trust him with a V-neck."
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"It's light is on."
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"I have never had living-room naked."
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"-I asked if I could borrow a sweater. -A cashmere sweater."
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"I front of the whole party, he says:"
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"No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole."
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"Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. Everybody else did."
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"Yeah. Great."
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"So get this. I'm in the bathroom at work today..."
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"Zephyr? That is not a word."
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"-Do you challenge? -No, I do not challenge."
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"So she coughed."
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"It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball..."
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"I'm gonna get another bottle of water."
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"Apology? For what?"
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"Yeah. Let me tell you something. This is all in her mind."
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"Okay, let's get started."
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"-This is Puddy. -Oh, this is Kramer."
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"You owe 5 bucks for a balloon bouquet."
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"I know what that's about."
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"It was very nice of you to bring the man..."
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"-Don't you feel this is better? -This is nice."
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"We couldn't carry on a conversation."
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"I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't so flexible."
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"-What? -Can you get on that cone?"
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"You said it. That's what I want. Say it again and tell it to me."
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"It was cashmere. I hate Step 9."
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"Get out. Come on."
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"Well, here's to Peggy on her first week of being germfree free."
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"And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much-needed..."
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"Excuse me? Is this Rage-aholics?"
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"Oh, it's a scene."
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"Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower."
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