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Clips from Seinfeld - The Apology (S09E09)

"I can't wait for Hanky to come crawling back to me."
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"-Still upset. Very upset. -What neck hole?"
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"Remember that party he threw a few years ago?"
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"Faster."
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"I said, preferably cashmere. For warmth."
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"Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head."
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"Or is it because of your neck?"
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"No, I think the head does most of the stretching."
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"...in some cheap MetLife Windbreaker. Now it is payback time."
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"-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head."
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"-Hey, isn't this great? -Hey."
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"Since the nerds in Accounting moved..."
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"You went to the coffee shop without me."
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"I told you I just wanted to hop in the shower."
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"Showering. How long does it take you?"
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"-Ten minutes. -Ten minutes?"
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"-Ten minutes. -Let me smell you."
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"-That's it. -Okay."
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"I mean, we're like roommates."
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"Would you use a seat protector if you had a roommate?"
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"The damage is probably already done."
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"Maybe she just practices good hygiene."
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"Yeah, you're right. She's probably one of those neurotic clean freaks."
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"Well, here's my shower routine. Maybe I can make some changes."
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"Yeah, wash cloth mittens and maybe some liquid soap..."
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"-You want some more iced tea? -Sure."
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"Wrong pipe."
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"Coughing? Naked?"
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"It's a turnoff, man."
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"...that suddenly spring into action."
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"Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man."
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"You know how much mental energy I expend..."
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"...trying to picture women naked?"
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"But the thing you don't realize is there's good naked and bad naked."
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"-Hey, there's Hanky. -All right, it's grovel time."
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"Hey, George. Jerry."
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"...so I've been going through the 1 2 steps."
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"What are you up to now? Step 9?"
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"Maybe the most important."
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"...but when we first met, I thought your name was Gary."
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"I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times."
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"I don't know if you noticed, but I always felt bad."
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"Well, I'll see you guys later."
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"Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now."
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"-Oh, come on. -No, I mean it, man. I'm lost."
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"My sense of it is you're probably wasting time working piecemeal:"
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"-First cleaning one area, then another. -Well, that's how cats do it."
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"But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue..."
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"...you wanna use gravity."
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"Okay, let's turn the water on now."
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"No, I told you. It's just a dry run."
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"Hanky's moved on to Step 1 0."
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"-He was taking personal inventory. -That's Step 1 0?"
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"You believe this?"
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"Come on, Jerry, how about a baggy swimsuit?"
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"No. You're not getting any skin, Kramer."
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"Well, this has all been one big tease."
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"These proofs look pretty good."
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"Oh, can I move this?"
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"Yup. I think this will work."
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"But I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream."
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"You get pretty buff forearms."
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"-Oh, hello, Hanky, others. -George."
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"You know, Jason, I couldn't help notice:"
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"A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend."
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"A ball game giveaway MetLife Windbreaker."
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"Yes, the neck-hole thing."
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"No way. You would have completely stretched it out."
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"You're an alcoholic. You have to apologize."
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"Step 9. Step 9."
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"...struggling to find its way into the normal-size neck hole..."
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"...of my finely knit sweater."
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"-Hey. -Oh, yeah. I'm watching you too..."
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"...but this guy's really showing me something."
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"What happened to you?"
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"People in this city are crazy."
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"Oh, yes. Yeah, you got any A.1., because I'm cooking a steak."
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"-What? -A different one."
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"That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show."
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"-Look at all that gunk. -Please, don't crouch."
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"-lt caught my skin. -Oh, that's bad."
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"Especially that area."
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"You got anything to snack on?"
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"Oh, pickles."
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"It's a tough one."
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"Please stop. Let me help you with that."
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"I can't. I can't look anymore."
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"I've seen too much."
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"-You seem to be with a lot of men. -What?"
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"You know, I mean, we broke up a few times..."
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"Why is this your business?"
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"It's not. Good day."
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"How about that? Yeah?"
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"He was riffing. Riffing. On my pain."
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"You want an apology for the apology plus the original apology?"
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"That's right. I'm two in the hole."
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"She did a full-body flex on a pickle jar."
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"-You still got that belt sander? -Yeah."
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"Well, you on all fours, that thing vibrating..."
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"She'll get the picture."
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"-World War I plane? -No, I'm in my shower."
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"And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be."
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"...and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew."
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"Oh, please."
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"She's stuffed up, achy and suffering from intense malaise."
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"She's in bed."
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"She is insane."
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"Whatever. Listen, I'm very concerned about this guy."
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"He's doing very well. He's already on to Step 1 0."
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"If you don't do the steps..."
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"You can get through six a day."
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"I don't know, a little something called, Step 9?"
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"Instead of an apology he was bebopping and scatting all over me."
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"You shouldn't let him move up."
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"...for three years because I kept losing the Pinewood Derby."
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"You're quite upset."
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"We're having a meeting. Why don't you come by?"
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"All right. That's more like it. Thank you very much."
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"By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic."
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"It's just some of the things that she does when she's naked."
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