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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"- Fuck off. - What?"
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"- What? - I'm pregnant."
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"With a baby. You're the father."
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"- I'm the father? - Yes."
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"- How the fuck could this happen? - I don't know."
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"- No. - What?"
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"- I wasn't. - Why not?"
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"Because you told me not to."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"What am I talking about? You told me not to."
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"I did not tell you not to wear a condom."
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"Here's what happened, okay?"
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"I will give you a play-by-play of my memory."
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"I almost had the condom on my dick."
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"It was on the cusp, and then you said, Just do it, already."
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"I meant do it like hurry up,"
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"Well, I assumed you were wearing a patch, or like a dental dam"
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"or one of those fucking butterfly clips or something like that."
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"It's disgusting, okay? But I thought you had one."
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"Obviously, I was drunk!"
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"Was your vagina drunk?"
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"Did you think it's the thinnest condom on earth I have on?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"You are unbelievable."
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"Okay, you know what? Maybe I've reacted unfavorably."
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"I bet you're not pregnant."
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"No, they're not."
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"Allison Scott?"
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"Hello. My name is Thomas Pellagrino."
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"I'm... I'm Ben Stone."
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"- And you must be Debbie's sister. - Yeah."
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"- Alice. - Allison. Hi."
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"- Hi. How are you? - Good."
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"So, what can I help you with today, Mr. and Mrs. Stone?"
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"Legs up."
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"Nice office."
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"Thank you."
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"This is gonna be cold. And you're next."
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"Okay, there is the cervix and the uterus."
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"Do you see that flicker? You know what that is?"
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"Yeah, that's a heartbeat."
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"Yeah, it looks like you are pregnant."
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"Congratulations."
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"That... That's it?"
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"Yep."
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"Take good care of it."
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"Now the fun part starts."
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"Let me... Let me make a picture for you, huh?"
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"That'll be fun."
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"Okay. Well, I'll... I'll meet you in my office."
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"Oh, God. Oh, no."
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"I can't fucking believe you didn't wear a bag!"
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"Who does that?"
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"Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms"
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"I can't believe you did this. You fucked everything up."
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"Look, the real point is not to get yourself in this position."
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"That's what you have to realize."
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"You gotta know all the tricks."
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"- It's just gravity. - Well, that's true. Everyone knows that."
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"I think it's awesome that you're gonna have a kid, man."
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"Think about it like this. It's just an excuse to play with all your old toys again."
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"Take care of it."
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"I'm just saying... Hold on, Jay, cover your ears."
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"You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid."
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"He wants to rear your child!"
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"Do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as a cum target of some sort?"
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"How many points do you get if you hit the leaf? Like a million?"
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"Jonah, I am a patriot."
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"I always aim right."
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"Right into a dude's ass."
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"Please, guys."
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"- Ben, come on, man. - I'm just kidding you."
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"- Oh, great. Now he's upset. - I won't let him do it."
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"Allison, just take care of it."
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"How are you gonna tell them?"
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"I'm not gonna tell them for a while."
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"I have a while before I have to say anything."
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"- How could you not tell them? - They're not gonna know."
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"I mean, I'm only gonna start to show when I'm like,"
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"Debbie didn't get fat."
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"Debbie is a freak of nature."
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"Mom, you know, it's important to me that you be supportive."
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"I cannot be supportive of this. This is a mistake. This is a big, big mistake."
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"Now, think about your stepsister."
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"Now, you remember what happened with her?"
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"She had the same situation as you, and she had it taken care of."
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"And you know what? Now she has a real baby."
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"Honey, this is not the time."
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"- It is... - An earthquake is a disaster."
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"she doesn't even know who the fuck I am, that's a disaster."
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"This is a good thing. This is a blessing."
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"I have a vision for how my life would go,"
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"and this definitely is not it."
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"Stuff happens. You just got to deal with it."
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"You roll with it. That's the beauty of it all."
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"I just don't get how I tell the kid not to do drugs when I do drugs."
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"Well, remember what I told you when you were a teenager?"
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"- What did you say? - I said, No pills, no powders."
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"That's right, that's right."
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"Right. If it grows in the ground, it's probably okay."
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"I mean, I guess it worked. Like you told me not to smoke pot all those years,"
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"and then I found out you were smoking pot that whole time."
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"Just in the evenings and all day every weekend."
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"Not that much."
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"Honestly, though, when you look at me do you not think at all, like,"
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"I would have avoided a massive heap of trouble, you know?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"I love you totally and completely."
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"You're the best thing that ever happened to me."
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"I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?"
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"Now I just feel bad for you."
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"- Hello? - Hi. Ben?"
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"To let you know that I've decided to keep the baby."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah. Yeah, it is good."
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"Okay, I know we didn't plan this,"
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"and, you know, neither of us really thought it was gonna happen,"
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"but life is like that, you know,"
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"you can't plan for it."
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"And even if we did plan,"
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