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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"I just want to get shit-faced tonight, though, you know."
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"- Are you fucking crazy, man? - She looks smart."
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"- Who's that she's sitting with? - It's her sister."
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"- Her sister? - Yeah."
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"Dude, it's the dream. What are we doing standing here, man?"
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"Let's go. Come on, follow me. You stay here. Stay here."
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"- Why? - Because your face looks like a vagina."
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"Dick!"
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"Hey, Crockett, you still partying with Tubbs these days?"
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"Come on, man. I'm getting it from all angles here."
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"- I don't like it anymore. - I know. I don't, either."
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"Yeah, it was really awkward."
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"See you, Scorsese-on-coke."
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"What's that?"
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"- Oh, another beard joke. - Fuck."
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"Fucking hilarious!"
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"Hi, this is my friend, Jason."
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"I just wanted to see how my beers were doing."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Just trying not to stare."
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"She's married."
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"Why do you have to say that?"
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"Thank you."
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"Shut up!"
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"I love kids."
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"Yeah, she's got a really cool phone."
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"What? Is it a rash, or is it the chicken pox?"
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"I don't know! Google it."
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"I got to go. Sadie might have the chicken pox."
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"We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes."
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"Are you coming?"
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"- Really? - Yeah, I'll take a cab home."
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"I will. Yeah."
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"To you."
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"- E! - E!"
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"Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much."
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"That's really all he's got."
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"- You wanna get out of here? - Yeah, let's go."
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"Yes."
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"Let's go swimming right now. Let's just do that."
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"A lot."
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"- This is lasting forever. - Yeah, it's awesome."
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"I said, fuck off, Martin."
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"Yeah."
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"Yes."
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"What time is it?"
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"I have to go to work."
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"Do you need to get to work or anything?"
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"No, I'm... No work today."
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"Do you wanna get breakfast?"
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"Okay."
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"Good morning, Allison."
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"I'm Ben. What's happening, man?"
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"All righty."
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"Never do what they did."
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"I'm gonna do it."
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"You are? Uh-oh. Someone's getting home-schooled."
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"I feel way better, though. I think that's like the secret. Like you gotta..."
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"You can. I won't think it's gross or anything."
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"Oh, that's okay, I'm fine."
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"You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed."
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"- Do you smoke... Do you smoke weed? - Not really."
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"- You don't? - No."
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"Like in the morning?"
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"No, I just don't."
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"Because it fixes everything."
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"He just got high, and it still clicks, but, I mean, he's okay."
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"- Right. - Yeah."
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"Last night was great, what I remember of it."
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"Right, yeah."
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"So what do you do?"
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"- The television channel? - Uh-huh."
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"- No? - No."
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"I don't remember that at all."
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"- With who? - Matthew Fox."
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"- Matthew Fox from Lost? - Yeah."
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"- You know what's interesting about him? - What?"
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"- Nothing. - What?"
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"- Will you tell him he's an asshole for me? - No."
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"Well, I hope a lot of people, actually, because that's what my job entails"
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"I'm interviewing him."
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"Maybe it's just me. Maybe I just don't give a shit."
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"I'm just saying he deserves a beat-down."
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"Me and my roommates have started a... We're starting an Internet website."
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"Oh, cool. What is it?"
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"- You're at your computer. - Mmm-hmm."
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"- No. - Okay."
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"- Great. Who doesn't? - Yeah."
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"Let's say you like her so much"
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"you wanna know every movie where she shows her tits."
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"You come to our web page exclusively. Type in Meg Ryan. Bam!"
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"In the Cut, 38 minutes in, 48 minutes in, like an hour and 10 minutes..."
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"She's, like, naked that whole fucking movie."
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"- She does full frontal in that movie. - Wow."
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"- They should've called her Harry, not Sally. - Really."
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"I'll show it to you. I'll show you Meg Ryan's bush."
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"- Okay. - Cool."
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"Well, could... Can I get your number? I mean, I don't..."
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"We had fun, right? We should hook up again."
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"Well, I mean, if you want to contact me, I don't have a cell, right now,"
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"because of payment complications."
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"But, I mean, you can e-mail me at the web page. I check..."
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"All right, then. Nice to meet you."
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"See you."
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"Bye!"
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"That was fucking brutal."
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"Yeah, that was brutal."
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"- It was a huge mistake. - What's a mistake?"
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"Nothing. Nothing that we need to talk about right now."
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"And I was feeling weird because of that. And I made a..."
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"- I think that's enough. - Okay."
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"- Did he wear a condom? - Yes."
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"She was totally repulsed by me."
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"- What? - She just really didn't seem to like me."
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"Like, she wasn't laughing at my jokes. I mean, I'm like a funny guy."
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"- Fucking funny as balls. - Hilarious, man."
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"I'm giving her the A shit. Nothing. She thought our web page was a bad idea."
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"Yeah, I think so, too."
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"I was so drunk. I just wish I remembered it."
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"- How are you? - Great, great."
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