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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"You're supposed to be tempted into shaving."
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"Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles."
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"You guys aren't allowed to make fun of me. It's not part of the rules."
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"Martin, why didn't you just listen to me when I was explaining the rules?"
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"You just looked at me with that blank stare of yours."
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"So, Only at fleshofthestars.com will customers be able to find"
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"exactly how long into what movies their favorite stars are exposed."
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"Pretty good, right?"
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"- Yeah. Yeah, ka-ching. - We're in."
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"All right, guys, let start logging, all right?"
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"Charles Manson? Do you have any other thoughts?"
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"Good, awesome, let's start this off with a bang."
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"Jamie Lee Curtis. I got an hour and 10 minutes into Trading Places."
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"Short Cuts, two hours, 17 minutes, bush no boobs."
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"and from the look of her bush, Short Cuts is the wrong name for that movie."
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"- Nice. - Nice. Nice. Well done."
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"Her bush looks like the hedge maze from The Shining but red"
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"and without Scatman Crothers in it."
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"Red Bush."
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"We'll be right back on E! News. Stay with us."
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"Let me check. Let me see."
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"- Is she on her way? She's left her house? - Hey, guys?"
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"It's live. I got to do it. I got to be there."
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"- What are we gonna interview her about? - Nothing personal."
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"- No personal questions. - No personal questions."
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"Great. We'll talk about the Middle East and maybe an idea of an exit strategy."
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"Maybe she has a good pitch."
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"Should I ask her about Korea?"
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"Maybe have her point it out to us on a globe?"
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"I don't understand the young talent in this town!"
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"It doesn't make any sense. I got four jobs."
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"Hell, I'm more famous than half the people we talk to, anyway!"
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"No one has the balls to sit them down"
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"and say, Look, just cut the shit."
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"But everybody works for them."
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"They're all on the payroll. They're all sucking the teat!"
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"Nobody sits them down, eye-to-eye, one-on-one, and says, Cut the shit."
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"And all these stars just fuck it up."
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"That's what they do. They fuck my day up!"
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"Okay, you want to... You know what?"
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"You want us to just come and get you when she gets here?"
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"You want to head to the green room for a minute?"
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"- Just chill out? Okay. - Yeah. That's a good idea."
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"Want us to bring you anything? You want some water?"
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"- You want a cookie? - Cookie, yeah, cookie. Thanks."
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"- Okay, we'll get you a cookie. - Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm pissed."
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"What do we got? Chocolate chip?"
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"- Allison? - Yeah."
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"Jack and I need to see you in his office."
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"What'd you decide?"
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"They... They decided that they like you,"
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"and they would like to put you on camera."
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"Oh, my God. This is the best news ever. Thank you so much."
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"- This is great! - Congratulations."
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"Absolutely. I'm so excited! Oh, my God."
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"It's a lot of work. Can't wait to see what happens."
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"About the work, most immediately,"
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"- Okay. - ...that other people in the office don't get."
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"One of them, gym membership."
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"You want me to lose weight?"
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"No, I don't want you to lose weight."
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"We didn't say lose weight. I might say tighten."
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"Tighter."
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"- Okay. - You know, by eating less."
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"We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale"
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"and write down how much you weigh and subtract it by, like, 20."
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"- Twenty. - And then weigh that much."
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"Yay! That's so exciting! Oh, my God!"
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"Hey!"
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"Huh?"
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"I got a promotion."
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"- Oh, congratulations! - Thank you."
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"Hey, maybe you can get your own place now."
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"Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
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"- Yay! - Let's go celebrate."
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"Okay. Let's do it."
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"- Pete'll watch the kids? - Yeah!"
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"- What are you gonna do? - I don't know!"
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"I walked in on him masturbating one night."
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"Did he get the deer-in-the-headlights look?"
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"No, he tried to pretend like he wasn't doing anything under the covers."
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"Oh, no!"
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"- Deb and Pete, forever. - And..."
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"- Ladies? - Guess we're looking good."
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"- If I didn't get in, I would've lost my shit. - What's going on, man?"
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"How long you gonna make us wait out here, for Christ's sake?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"You know what movie I just saw again the other day, which is fucking, like,"
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"mind-blowing, and I haven't seen it since it came out is Munich."
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"That movie was Eric Bana kicking fucking ass!"
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"Munich flips it on its ear. We're capping motherfuckers."
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"If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in Munich."
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"I agree with that. I agree."
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"is the shoe bomber, Richard Reid, over here at our table."
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"Fuck you guys. I'm glad I'm not Jewish."
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"Yeah. Fine, screw it."
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"- Am I too old to be here? - No, of course not."
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"Does it look weird that I'm here?"
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"No, not at all."
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"That's weird to say, but it makes me feel better."
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"You look hot."
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"Okay. I believe you."
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"- Okay. I'm getting us drinks. - Okay."
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"You're gonna be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama."
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"God."
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"He's literally ignoring this entire half of the bar."
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"Don't even bother."
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"A beer over here, please?"
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"Oh, my God. And if you can't get service, what am I gonna do, you know?"
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"Okay? Just observe."
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"Here you go. For your trouble. Thank you. There you go."
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"I tried that once before at the Comedy Store, and I got punched in the ear."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"Oh, fuck, fuck! I'm supposed to get one for my sister."
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"Please, I very rarely look cool. This is a big moment for me. Just take it."
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"- Thank you. Awesome. - No problem."
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"- I'm Allison. - I'm Ben."
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"- Well, have a great night. - Yeah, you, too."
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"- Bye. Thanks again. - I'll see you. No, I'll see you later."
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"No, I won't 'cause I'm a pussy."
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