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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"Great."
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"Don't worry about gaining weight."
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"Your baby wants you to gain a whole mess of weight."
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"Because we didn't mean to do this together, okay?"
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"And... And we tried to make it work and that was good, I suppose."
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"You know, I know this isn't you talking, it's your hormones,"
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"Fuck them! It's a girl! Buy some pink shit!"
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"Nice. You are such an asshole."
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"Like, if I wrote out the list of shit Allison doesn't let me do,"
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"Don't have illegal grow operations in the house."
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"I mean, like, I could go on all fucking day."
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"Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond."
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"But it doesn't last 22 minutes."
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"I'm just so tired."
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"Since when do we lock this fucking thing? Come on!"
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"Holy crap! What happened?"
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"What, did someone take a dump right in your eye?"
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"Well, stay back, guys. I got to get my suit, okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"- This is fun! - This is great."
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"She thinks she could train me?"
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"She can't train this! I'm like Siegfried and Roy's Bengal."
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"No, no, no. Save it! I got tickets to Cirque Du Soleil."
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"There it is, baby! Whoo-hoo!"
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"I love Vegas, man."
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"- It's really amazing here. - You got my tie!"
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"- What's up? - End of the line, please."
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"Look, we're at capacity, okay?"
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"We come here all the time. It's not a big deal."
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"It doesn't really look that crowded in there."
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"Hey, what's up, shorty? What's up, pretty girls?"
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"- You don't need to call me sweetie. - Maybe we should just go."
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"I have just as much of a right to be here"
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"You want me to hike up my fucking skirt?"
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"What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere!"
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"And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what?"
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"with your fucking little faggy gloves."
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"I know."
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"You're right. I'm so sorry."
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"This shit makes me sick to my stomach."
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"I would tear that ass up."
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"What?"
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"I'm only allowed to let in 5% black people. He said that. 5%."
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"Why y'all wanna be in here anyway?"
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"That's not even good parenting right there."
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"Your old ass should know better than that."
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"Oh, God."
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"This was a great idea, man."
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"This is the best idea I've ever had in my life."
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"What are they gonna do?"
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"Those guys are at work right now."
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"Oh, don't say that."
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"and you got the good lips and boobs, and you're young still."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Oh, God!"
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"We should go."
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"Holy fuck. What are they all doing in here?"
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"Get them out of here, man. This is too many chairs for one room."
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"It's gold and red, and it's kind of shiny."
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"It's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them."
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"Yes."
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"All the time, man. Like every day. I wonder how you like me."
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"Like that upsets me?"
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"I don't know what it is."
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"She's chosen to give you her life."
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"She's picked you as her life partner!"
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"You're disgusting. You know, you're an urchin."
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"No. It's great."
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"I don't think so. I don't know why he would."
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"That sucks."
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"Penis. It means penis."
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"Penis."
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"Hi."
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"All right."
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"You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother, Gabe Ruth."
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"You gonna talk to Allison?"
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"and just because we're two nice people doesn't mean we should stay together."
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"because they're not right for each other."
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"You really are. You're great the way you are, and..."
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"- I didn't do shrooms in Vegas. - Who am I to stop you?"
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"and in the baby's life as much as you want."
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"- I'm sorry. - It's okay."
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"I'll be right back, though, all right?"
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"What happened?"
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"She gets mad 'cause I smoke pot!"
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"Really? I thought she'd take you back."
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"'Cause you're such a shitty husband,"
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"- When are you due? - I got two months."
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"You know what? I love your broach."
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"Wow, you managed to turn Steve Carell into an asshole."
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"- No easy feat. - Shut up, Brent."
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"- I didn't read the baby books! - You didn't read the books?"
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"Allison, thank you for coming in."
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"I don't want to shock you but we know what's under that jacket."
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"You're pregnant, have been for a while."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"I just... I wasn't expecting this and..."
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"- I'm really sorry. - It's unfortunate."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Scary!"
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"Okay. I won't. I'm sorry."
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"your wildest dreams come true."
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"You are."
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"That's what I am to you, isn't it? Swamp trash, just like my mom."
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"Just smoking a joint, drinking some beers, you know. Rocking."
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"- Is he depressed? - You depressed?"
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"No, I'm not. Okay? Thank you."
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"Okay. Very good."
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"Okay, okay."
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"I'm a patient of Dr. Howard's,"
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"I actually don't know where he is tonight."
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"But I've made myself available to his patients,"
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"I need you to come help me, okay? Because the baby's coming."
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"- Wait. The baby's coming right now? - Yes. Right now."
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"Okay, okay, I'll come right now."
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"No! Don't meet me at the hospital! No, no, I need you to drive me. I can't drive."
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"- I can't drive like this. - No? You can't drive? Okay."
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"No. Don't get cash. Just come."
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"I need to get cash because my car's on empty, I won't even make it there."
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"Okay."
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