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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"so stop treating everything like it's a big joke!"
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"but I just walked three fucking miles through Koreatown to get here!"
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"Sorry if I'm trying to lighten the mood a little."
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"Well, don't, okay?"
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"You can't take anything seriously!"
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"You know, you didn't even read the baby books."
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"I didn't read the baby book! What's gonna happen?"
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"How did anyone ever give birth without a baby book?"
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"That's right. The ancient Egyptians fucking engraved"
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"What to Expect When You're Expecting on the pyramid walls!"
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"I forgot about that!"
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"Who gives a flying fuck about the baby books?"
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"It just shows your lack of commitment, Ben!"
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"Did you just say my lack of commitment? 'Cause that's what it sounded like."
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"It almost seems as though you forgot I proposed to you, like an asshole!"
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"And you said no to me!"
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"If you feel that way, you should just go."
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"But it doesn't work."
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"Because we are two completely different people."
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"And I think it would just be easier for both of us if we stop fooling ourselves."
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"but I would just like to say, fuck you, hormones!"
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"You are a crazy bitch, hormones. Not Allison! Hormones!"
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"You know what? Go fuck your fucking bong, you fuck!"
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"I will fuck my bong. Doggie style, for once."
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"Are you ready?"
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"I'm really sorry about all that. That was really inappropriate."
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"Oh, no, that's okay. It happens all the time here. It's fine."
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"Oh, good, okay, I don't feel so stupid, then."
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"No, no, not at all."
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"like, it would be endless. Don't smoke pot. Don't have samurai swords in your room."
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"Have I told her to stop doing anything ever? No."
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"Marriage is like that show, Everybody Loves Raymond,"
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"but it's not funny."
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"All the problems are the same, but it's..."
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"You know, instead of all the funny, pithy dialog,"
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"everybody's just really pissed off and tense."
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"It lasts forever."
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"Let's get out of here, man. Honestly, like, let's just go."
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"- Let's go to Vegas. - Let's do it."
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"- Yeah. - Why not?"
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"- Get up. - What?"
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"We have to go do something and have fun!"
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"I know you're tired."
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"But we're gonna be untired! We're gonna go live!"
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"I hate you so much sometimes."
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"We're gonna be positive."
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"How many Red Bulls have you had?"
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"I've had about three Red Bulls in the last 15 minutes."
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"And I feel fabulous!"
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"We're gonna create a new life and it's gonna be awesome!"
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"Get up! Let's go!"
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"We can't go, dude. Sorry."
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"What, you giving each other butterfly kisses or something?"
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"Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. That's not how you get pink eye."
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"You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities."
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"I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke."
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"and then eventually pink-eyed my pillow."
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"But we can't go anywhere."
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"- Totally. - Mmm-hmm."
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"That's awesome!"
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"Yeah, but you got to be bare-assed."
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"Jesus, Martin got it bad!"
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"No. No pink eye for me."
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"I'm just really high."
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"Fuck you."
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"Are you Debbie's husband?"
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"It's like, I can't come here with Debbie."
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"She wouldn't understand it. She doesn't understand."
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"She wants to hold me in, and she was telling Allison she could train you."
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"Yeah, like you're running the Triple Crown."
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"- I'll bite your fucking face off! - That's right."
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"In front of a crowd, baby."
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"My God! Are these mushrooms?"
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"Uh-huh. I got them from a roadie for the Black Crowes."
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"I'm eating them."
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"Holy shit!"
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"See? I see the beam of light."
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"You're money, baby! You're money!"
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"This is the greatest place on Earth."
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"This is awesome!"
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"Hey, what's up? Baby girl."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, come on."
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"We'll let some people in when it clears out a little."
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"You'll get right in if you go back to the end of the line."
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"Hey, look. I don't make the rules."
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"Please?"
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"No."
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"See y'all when y'all get out."
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"- What the fuck was that? - It is what it is, sweetie."
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"Now can you step to the back, please?"
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"Maybe you should listen to your friend."
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"No, you don't need to call me sweetie."
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"All right, you want to come in, you're gonna have to go"
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"to the end of the line and wait like everybody else."
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"I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line."
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"Who the fuck are you?"
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"as any of these little skanky girls!"
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"What, am I not skanky enough for you?"
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"You may have power now, but you're not God!"
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"You're a doorman! Okay?"
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"You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman!"
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"So, fuck you, you fucking fag"
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"I fucking hate this job."
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"I get the runs from the stress."
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"It's not 'cause you're not hot. I would love to tap that ass."
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"I can't let you in 'cause you're old as fuck, for this club,"
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"not, you know, for the Earth."
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"You old. She pregnant."
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"Can't have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around."
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"That's crazy."
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"That mean if there's 25 people here,"
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"I get to let in one-and-a-quarter black people."
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"So I got to hope there's a black midget in the crowd."
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"Y'all need to be at a yoga class or something."
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"Have the mushrooms kicked in yet?"
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"If I shaved my stomach and my chest, I would look exactly like that."
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"No. Don't applaud. He'll fall."
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"I'm freaking out right now, man."
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"The mushrooms are turning on me."
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