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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"What is this?"
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"It's a ninja weapon."
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"I hope this place doesn't get condemned. That would suck."
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"- Hello? - Hey, it's me."
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"Debbie wants us to come over and have dinner tonight."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Well, she saw one of his emails and..."
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"He's not cheating on her."
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"- How do you know? - I just know."
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"Are you really?"
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"No."
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"It actually kind of makes sense that he would cheat."
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"Why?"
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"'Cause Debbie's a pain in the ass and Pete's awesome."
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"Why don't you just come over then, and we'll just diffuse the situation a little."
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"You can't... Steely Dan would never even have a chance."
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"- They're incredible. - They really aren't good, man."
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"Old Steely Dan."
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"Oh, I should get going."
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"I'm supposed to see this band tonight in Hollywood."
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"so I'll call you 'cause the reception's terrible over there, so..."
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"And I don't want you to worry 'cause I know you worry."
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"It would be terrible if I smelled worse than the band."
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"Okay. Have fun."
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"You guys are crazy. He's acting totally normal and hilarious."
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"She doesn't have a gun, does she?"
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"Why was the door unlocked?"
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"Wait here."
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"What?"
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"If you're gonna get caught cheating, it shouldn't be like this."
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"Well, maybe he should've thought of that before he was cheating."
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"I coughed. What do you want from me?"
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"There's nobody up there."
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"I guess I was wrong."
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"- Suck it! - Did you hear that?"
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"- What? - I didn't hear anything."
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"Too bad I got him three rounds ago. You're still on the clock."
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"- Oh, shit! - You gotta do something."
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"We need a name."
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"- You just took my whole outfield. - Sorry, Charlie."
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"Debbie."
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"What the fuck is this?"
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"It's our fantasy baseball draft."
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"We said no wives."
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"Your fantasy what?"
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"I told you all about this."
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"Got Matsui."
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"Shit!"
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"Hey, Pete, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!"
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"I should have told you."
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"- What else have you been lying about? - Nothing..."
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"That guy said,"
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"Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out."
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"I wouldn't be mad. I don't get mad."
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"No, this is worse."
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"How is this worse?"
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"This is you wanting to be with your friends more than your family."
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"Look, the reason I make that up is because if I told you what I was really doing,"
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"you would just get mad."
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"Well, what'd you do last Wednesday night when you said you went to see a band?"
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"What'd you see?"
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"Spider-Man 3."
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"With work and you and the kids, sometimes I just need some time to myself."
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"I need time for myself. I want time for myself, too."
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"You're not the only one."
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"I don't wanna go see it now."
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"I don't wanna have to ask you to ask me."
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"I want you to just come up with it on your own."
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"I don't even know what to say. What do you want me to do?"
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"You just think because you don't yell that you're not mean, but this is mean."
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"I'm not being mean. I'm being honest."
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"You're telling me I need to be honest."
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"No, you're not. You're lying."
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"Come on."
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"How come we go to the gynecologist so often?"
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"I cannot stop thinking about what an asshole Pete is."
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"That's a little strong, I would say."
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"'Cause that had to be one of the most selfish things I've ever witnessed."
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"It's understandable, I would say. I even think it's kind of funny."
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"What's funny about it?"
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"Well, you won't laugh now, I wouldn't imagine,"
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"but, you know, the situation."
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"and it's a bunch of nerds playing fantasy baseball."
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"I don't even like baseball."
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"I'm just saying, when you're a guy and, you know, you have a family,"
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"you have responsibility, you lose that male camaraderie."
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"And I get that. I totally understand where he's coming from."
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"We miss male camaraderie. Why do I give a shit?"
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"You wanna hang out with guys that look like the shoe bomber, it's all on you, man."
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"What the fuck am I supposed to say to that?"
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"You should just support me!"
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"You know, you should just support everything I say"
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"- So if you're wrong, I have to support it? - Yes!"
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"I can't tell you that you're acting like a lunatic?"
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"- No. - No? Okay."
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"That's helpful. You have to do nothing!"
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"I've sacrificed a lot of shit to do this!"
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"- You haven't sacrificed anything! - I have."
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"I've had to sacrifice my job, my body, my youth, my vagina!"
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"Yes! It will never look the same after this!"
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"Well. Fine. I'm sorry, I'll pay for vaginal reconstructive surgery."
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"You can't pay for shit! You can barely buy spaghetti!"
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"You're right! Fine! Okay."
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"You know what? Get out of the car."
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"You know what? How..."
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"You should just get out of the fucking car."
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"I'm not gonna get out of the car in the middle of nowhere! No!"
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"- Get out of the car! - No."
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"- I own this car! Get out of my car! - No."
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"- Get out of my car! - No."
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"Get out of my fucking car!"
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"Can you let me back in the car, please?"
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"I have no clue where we are!"
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"Fine. Go."
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"Okay."
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"Maybe I should take my shoes off. Or my belt buckle, my belt buckle's huge."
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"Why don't you take off your earrings, too? They weigh about 80 pounds."
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"They're made out of moon rocks, aren't they?"
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"I am terrified, and I am falling apart,"
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