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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"- What? - I don't know what he's up to."
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"- I think he's cheating on me. - What?"
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"He's always going off to these business meetings at odd hours."
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"And then I try to call him on his cell phone,"
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"and he says that he's in bad cell phone reception areas"
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"when he's in good cell phone reception areas."
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"Maybe he's working late."
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"to sign a new great band or something."
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"No. Mmm-mmm."
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"Memory Spy, web memory software."
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"Locate history files, websites visited,"
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"hidden downloads, searches, email history. Memory Spy."
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"Let's see you hide from me now, little man."
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"So you're not even gonna tell them?"
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"It's illegal for them to fire me over it anyway,"
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"so I'm just, you know, not gonna tell them."
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"- That's a good plan. - Yeah. I like it."
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"These shoes? On these shoes?"
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"Did you puke on my shoes?"
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"What changed for you? What went out the window? What plans?"
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"You do everything exactly the same."
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"No, I mean, I love what I'm doing. Like, say..."
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"Okay, say, you know, before you're married and have children,"
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"you wanna go live in India for a year."
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"You can do it. But you can't do it once you have a family."
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"- You wanna go live in India? - I don't wanna go live in India."
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"Do you want to go to India? Go to India! Seriously, go to India."
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"What about you? Do you want to go to India?"
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"I'm not going to India. You can go to India."
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"I get what he's talking about."
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"You know, honestly, like, when I found out about..."
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"I totally, like, I just had this flash of me, like in a white Ford Bronco,"
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"The chopper's taping the whole thing, and I just..."
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"I bust through the border and I'm a free man!"
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"That's all I kept thinking, man."
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"- Wait. What do you mean? What are you... - Don't look at me."
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"- We can talk about our fears here. - It's not like he did it."
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"I mean, honestly, like, if Doc Brown screeched up in front of you in the DeLorean."
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"Open the door, he's like,"
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"Hey, Allison, come on. I got the car here. What do you wanna do?"
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"No part of your brain would have been, like, You know, maybe we'll go back"
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"to that night and I would maybe put a condom on Ben's dick."
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"- You never got that flash? - No."
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"And I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Where we're going, we don't need roads."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Doc Brown is the guy who's Christopher Lloyd."
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"- He's the one who made the time machine. - What?"
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"Why don't the two of you get into your time machine,"
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"go back in time and fuck each other?"
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"This is my time machine!"
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"I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean, gun it to '88."
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"You are a funny motherfucker, man. Jesus."
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"How can you fight with him? Look at his face. I just want to kiss it."
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"I think he's cute."
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"I mean, this is, like, the most fun I've had in a really long time."
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"Why? Come on. Come on, just do it. Deeper."
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"- I can't. - Oh, why?"
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"- I'll poke the baby if I go deeper. - Oh, come on! Just do it!"
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"- What? - I'm gonna crush the baby. I know it."
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"I don't know how it works. It just works, okay? Just do it."
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"All I'm thinking of is that I'm gonna... I weigh over 200 pounds."
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"All I see is our baby getting poked in the face by my penis."
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"- Trust me, you're not even close. - Okay."
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"- Come on, fine. - Okay, fine."
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow."
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"Okay. Oh, good."
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"I can't. I can't do this, I just... I can't. I can't. I can't focus like this."
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"- I know I look gross. - No, you look beautiful."
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"Your chin looks so skinny."
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"And my boobs are all, like, squishy, and they're flopping around."
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"it's all National Geographic."
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"No. I do not want you to fuck me like a dog."
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"I'm not fucking you like a dog. It's doggie style."
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"It's just the style. It's not..."
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"It's not like a dog. We don't have to go outside or anything."
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"- Okay, is it good? - Yeah."
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"- Should I go slower? - Yeah, no, that's good."
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"- Okay, faster? - Harder."
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"- Just tell me when you're close. - Just go harder."
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"- Okay. - Keep going!"
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"Oh, God."
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"- Oh, fuck! - What?"
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"- What happened? - Oh, my God."
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"- The baby, it kicked my hand. - Well, no, no, it always kicks."
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"- No, no, no. Not like this. - No, it's fine. It's fine. Just keep going."
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"It was a warning kick. This was a bad kick."
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"No, no, it's fine. It's fine! It's fine!"
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"Look, my dick must be like an inch away from its face,"
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"What if it kicked 'cause it didn't like it?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"It's having the baby between,"
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"It just freaks me out a bit. It's a little weird."
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"- You've totally lost it? - I've lost it."
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"Okay."
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"Great, you know what? Just forget it."
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"Okay. Okay, fine."
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"Don't worry. I won't make you do this again."
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"Shit."
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"Oh, my God. It's the Russians!"
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"Ben!"
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"Oh, God. Oh, no!"
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"Oh, God, that was horrible! That was so horrible!"
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"When will it be light out?"
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"- Hey, did anybody turn off the gas? - I didn't do it."
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"Oh, motherfucker."
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"Whoa, dude! Not cool, Martin."
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"Hey, are you serious, Howard Hughes?"
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"Look, I forgot you were sleeping over. I'm sorry, okay?"
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"Yeah, 'cause you're getting high off your huge bong."
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"with the idea that you can take care of me and the baby"
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"if you are always getting high?"
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"You want me to stop smoking pot"
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"That makes no sense, Allison. Look, you're being irrational."
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"Just relax, okay? We're all scared, you know? You just..."
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"California, eh?"
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"You know, it's times like this I'm glad I don't own nice things."
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"It's a big mess, but there's only like $50 worth of shit here."
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"You know, my dad told me, Don't move to Northridge."
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"But you figure, like, what are the chances of that happening twice, you know?"
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