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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"But they should be because they love each other,"
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"and people who love each other get married and have babies."
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"Do you love each other?"
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"Yes, they love each other. Because that's what you do."
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"When you love each other, you get married and have a baby."
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"Where do babies come from?"
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"Well, I think a stork, he drops it down,"
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"and then a hole goes in your body,"
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"and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head,"
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"and then you push your belly button, and then your butt falls off,"
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"and then you hold your butt and you have to dig,"
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"and you'll find a little baby."
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"That's exactly right."
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"Okay, I feed your bear the grass?"
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"Okay."
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"What do you think of him? He's funny, right?"
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"Fetch."
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"All right, bring it back."
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"He's treating my kids like they're dogs."
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"No, he's not."
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"Go get it! Fetch!"
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"Who plays fetch with kids?"
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"- Bring it back. - He's overweight."
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"Where does that end?"
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"Looks 33."
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"He can barely get in and out of that little house."
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"Imagine how much bigger he's gonna get."
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"Your kid is gonna be overweight."
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"I'm gonna get..."
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"Just give him a break."
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"Okay. I'll try."
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"They seem to love bubbles."
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"They're really going ape shit."
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"I mean, that's an incredible thing about a child."
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"I mean, what's so great about bubbles?"
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"They float. You can pop them. I mean, I get it. I get it."
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"- That's sad. - It's totally sad."
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"Their smiling faces just point out your inability to enjoy anything."
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"Am I gonna be okay, man?"
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"Is anybody okay? I'm not okay."
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"You're asking the wrong guy."
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"Just don't ask me to lend you any money, you know?"
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"I have 15 years of tennis lessons."
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"And 12 years of sucking dick lessons."
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"I can't ref the next games, by the way."
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"She doesn't like her gynecologist."
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"- You think she likes you? - She's trying to."
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"- She's entertaining the idea of liking you. - Exactly. I'll take that."
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"Yeah, well, see, she's bringing you to the gynaechiatrist."
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"You know who I'd like to get pregnant, is that Felicity Huffman, man."
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"Okay, guys. I hate to crack the whip,"
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"- When do you think we can launch this site? - Jeez."
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"Look, man. You can't rush this."
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"Seriously, guys, let's say I want to launch today."
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"Let's start. Let's use that as a jumping off point."
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"Look, man, I didn't go to Yale so I could work 12 hours a day."
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"I mean, you guys watch movies without nudity in them."
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"I'll tell you what, man. We could probably get it online in three months."
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"Fuck off!"
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"Yeah, well, you still have a little dick, Cartman."
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"- Do you have mints? - Yeah, right there."
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"I see what you're saying. Totally."
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"when they're doing what they're doing to you."
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"First guy..."
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"Oh, there that shit is. I've been looking for that."
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"Sorry, man, it's the job and I'm like, Don't look at me when your finger's..."
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"I mean, get in and get out. Get on with your day, you know?"
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"That's the closest I'll ever come to being in a threesome, I think."
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"Really?"
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"If you had to do a threesome with me and one of my other roommates,"
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"who would it be?"
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"Um..."
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"I'm gonna have to go with Jay."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm really turned on by his sort of skinny awkwardness"
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"- and his hot little Mohawk. - His Mohawk."
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"You two are never allowed to be in the same room ever again."
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"I'm telling you right now."
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"- Do you smoke cigarettes? - No."
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"Do you smoke cigarettes?"
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"On occasion? When? When was the last time you had one cig?"
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"I'm breathing like James Gandolfini over here."
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"You're single?"
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"She's not single. She's just not married."
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"Hey, you wanna trade boyfriends?"
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"Just kidding. Kind of."
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"That is not your vagina. That's your asshole."
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"Are you sure you don't wanna come paintballing?"
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"Have fun, guys. Seriously. Watch the eyes."
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"I don't wanna go. I swear to God."
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"I wanna see Breathless at the LACMA."
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"- Good boobs. - Those are good ones!"
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"We're like 35 seconds in. Nice."
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"- You never get opening credit bush. - I know. That's so crazy."
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"No."
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"You got me."
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"Just 'cause I'm sort of looking for a more personal experience."
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"I wanna make sure that you're my doctor on the day, and..."
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"We have three other doctors in the practice, but I'm your man, okay?"
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"I don't take vacations. I hate Hawaii."
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"I went to the Caribbean when I was 14,"
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"and I'm never going back."
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"I feel really good about this. I think we found our doctor."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"All right."
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"- Are you serious right now? - Yeah."
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"I can't imagine meeting any more of you people."
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"Do they know?"
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"Pardon?"
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"Oh, yeah. The donuts, they call to me."
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"- Hey, Allison. Great job. - Thanks."
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"- You're pregnant, aren't you? - What?"
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"It's all in your uterus."
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"I haven't told them. Do you think they're gonna be mad?"
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"I'm, like, really chickening out about this."
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"It's okay. We can hide this."
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"We'll dress you in black, and we'll emphasize your boobs."
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"Awesome."
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"I mean, your boobs are gonna be big."
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