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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Terry Kitties (S03E03)

"Enjoy the rats, you rats."
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"Bonjour, mes amis."
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"Oh, someone had a good time in Paris."
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"Oh, Kevin and I shared a perfect week together."
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"I feel like I'm floating on a croissant."
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"I wonder why people don't just break into song more often."
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"answer the phone like,"
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"♪ Who dis? ♪"
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"He's telling Gina to sing."
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"Captain Holt is on a vacation high!"
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"He will say yes to anything right now."
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"and I'd like Terry to be riding it almost constantly."
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"I'd like an HR person to remind everyone"
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"about workplace boundaries."
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"The Japanese make toilet seats"
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"which squirt a heated jet of water right up your..."
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"I'm gonna stop you right there, bud."
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"What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier..."
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"Great, so everyone gets a tank."
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"Just remember we can't ruin Captain Holt's vacation high,"
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"so no one say anything that'll upset him."
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"Oh, no, what are those morons doing in there?"
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"Maybe it's not that bad; maybe they didn't upset him."
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"What'd you do? What'd you say?"
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"Nothing. We just said, "Welcome back.""
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"And laughed with him about all the weight he gained in France."
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"No!"
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"Why is everyone just standing around?"
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"So long, tank."
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"Tank?"
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"three pounds!"
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"Hey, Terry, I have a package for you."
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"Ooh, Sarge got a present."
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"Brad Pitt, "Se7en.""
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"But seriously, what's in the box?"
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"The worst thing in the world."
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"Shut up, stupid."
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"and why do you hate it?"
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"It's not a kitten."
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"It's a slap in the face"
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"for something that happened 20 years ago."
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"When you had a flat top?"
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"I know you had a flat top,"
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"'cause I saw pictures."
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"Sorry, go on with your story, Flat Top Terry."
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"It was 1995."
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"I'd just made detective."
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"I was really excited about my first day at the 6-5,"
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"but the guys in the squad were a bunch of jerks."
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"Which desk is mine?"
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"Solve a case,"
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"then you get a desk."
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"Debbie's birthday card."
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"Exactly, so I picked the biggest one I could find:"
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"a string of B&Es,"
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"all with the same M.O."
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"After a month, I found my suspect:"
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"Circus trash! It has to be him."
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"That's exactly what I said."
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"Circus trash! It has to be him."
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"I tracked down my acrobat,"
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"NYPD! Down!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Well, in the moment,"
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"I may have gotten a little flustered."
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"Look, he's got a cat!"
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"Why is no one saying anything?"
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"Oh, Terry."
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"Yeah, now they send me cats"
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"to remind me of that day and rub it in my face."
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"so I can find someone to adopt this evil, little turd."
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"Counterpoint:"
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"you two make an adorable couple."
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"Might I suggest putting him in a mug"
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"and pretending to take a sip?"
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"Oh, hey, can I borrow that?"
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"Genevieve's out of town."
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"I need two phones so I can send her"
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"a "frontie" and a "backie.""
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"I don't want your ass in my cloud."
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"Uh, because you're shaving your shoulder"
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"in our communal eating space;"
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"you have a bed set up on the couch;"
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"Fine. Busted."
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"My landlord kicked me out because my stupid neighbors"
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"Aren't brains fascinating?"
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"I mean, where does it come up with this stuff?"
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"with a sharpened grapefruit spoon."
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"Sure, that would do it."
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"Oh, yeah, no, we're doing this really hot thing"
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"- Barf. - I totally get that."
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"Oh, yes, I will stay at your home."
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"Thank you."
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"Me? What... how now?"
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"Oh, unless you weren't being serious,"
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"which I would get."
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"No, no, no, no, definitely."
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"You could stay with me."
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"Oh! You're the best, Chuck!"
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"Thank you!"
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"But for real, get yourself some good ear plugs,"
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"because I really downplayed how horrible"
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"Ah."
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"All right."
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"of skill under pressure."
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"- Will lunch be provided? - Yes."
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"Anyone else?"
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"- I'm in. - Me too."
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"I'd rather you didn't attend"
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"if you're not gonna take it seriously."
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"I'm gonna dominate that class."
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"You don't cross-stitch for 20 years"
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"Wow, you really think that's a brag, don't you?"
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"20 bucks says I do better in that class than you do,"
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"thread-head."
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"All right, you're on."
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"- Okay, stitch skipper. - Oh, I handed it to you!"
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"or no one's gonna want you."
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"Do something with your damn paws!"
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"Whoa, whoa, Sarge, relax."
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