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Clips from Married with Children - A Three Job, No Income Family (S03E03)

"that you don't need food to eat good!"
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"We'll put them in Grandma's fruitcake."
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"You know why?"
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"Yeah, Dad."
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"We're gonna watch a movie,"
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"Yeah. An annulment."
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"Because your Mom didn't go"
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"And so can you."
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"Peg, I wanted Schwarzenegger."
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"listening to Toscanini"
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"blend precisely with the sound"
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"but when I pull up next to him at the light,"
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"Hey, there is a guy stopping here."
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"[CAR HORN HONKS]"
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"Bye."
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"Trouble troubles me, I trouble trouble."
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"I just got back from the video store,"
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"Hot pigeons, you say?"
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"Steve, are you okay? You look pale."
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"before I'd let those--" Yeah, I know, I know."
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"Um... But I just think it would be a nice gesture"
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"for us to share our VHS format"
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"What do you say, guys?"
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"Nothing, I just want"
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"to spend an evening or two with good friends."
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"Ah, Peg, this is just like being in a real theater."
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"You know, Marcie, that jerk just cut me off."
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"I just can't get that jerk off my mind."
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"and I admire you for it."
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"[GUNSHOT]"
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"[TELEPHONE RINGS]"
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"He hung up."
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"MARCIE: Look at him."
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"I can tunnel out under the fence,"
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"go to the bus station,"
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"Yeah. It's heaven, Peg."
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"Beta at home, VHS here,"
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"Oh."
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"Sure."
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"Get our toothbrushes too!"
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"We used to use parakeets,"
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"if he cut someone off like that."
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"but he won't come out of his castle."
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"Peggy dared him to come over,"
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"and I'm afraid you're just gonna"
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"and I fought for the right,"
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"but then, when I was 10..."
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"this guy and I got into it."
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"We were rockin'."
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"I had a short fuse back then, like now."
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"Oh, Steve,"
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"It's not the kind of thing I'm proud of, Marcie."
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"It's just that I want him so bad!"
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"No, Marcie."
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"Is it about what you did upstairs?"
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"No. You'll learn about that soon enough."
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"See, I know you look at me, you see my wife and kids,"
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"It's not true, Steve."
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"I can't say that I won, and I can't say that I lost."
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"Yeah, you can say that again, pal."
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"as the product of 150 years of inbreeding."
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"Well, I don't want to fight, Al."
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"with a lip the size of a basketball?"
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"don't give him a chance to think,"
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"and sucker-punch him in the breadbasket."
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"That's what I should have done to Peg's mother,"
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"Oh, uh, I don't know, Al."
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"He's here."
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"and I saw this car pull up"
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"Who are we rooting for?"
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"[KNOCKS ON DOOR]"
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"Uh-oh."
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"AL: This him?"
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"STEVE: Yep."
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"Just a man who will fight"
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"Well, I guess I should say what I came over here to say."
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"They say I'm almost cured."
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"Well, it's only a car,"
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"the clenching of your buttocks"
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"[***]"
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"Kids!"
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"Let's prove to your mom once and for all"
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"And what'd you find for the Bundy snack tray?"
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"Three M&Ms, a crouton,"
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"and this."
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"I found it in the cuff of my pants."
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"Well, cut the tail off and throw it in the pot."
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"Kelly, how were the pickings in the basement?"
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"Um, I got a half-eaten piece of cheese"
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"from the mousetrap."
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"Too bad we couldn't get the mouse."
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"Anything else?"
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"Oh, yeah. I got a half a dozen"
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"of these large raisins"
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"that were scattered by the trap."
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"Well, let's save these babies for Christmas."
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"Now, we'll combine the rest of this stuff"
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"with the Froot Loops that I fought the dog over,"
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"and we'll have ourselves"
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"some nice little yummy Bundy trail mix."
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"Well, I don't know, Dad."
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"I like the way Mom makes the stuff."
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"Well, so do I, Bud, but..."
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"we're out of cough syrup."
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"All right, let's go, everybody sit down."
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"Your mom should be home any minute with the tapes,"
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"and then, it's "Bundy night at the movies.""
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"After that,"
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"it's "Bundy night in the bathroom.""
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"We never get to rent any good movies."
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"Because we are the last family on Earth with Beta."
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"Why can't we get a VHS machine?"
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"I mean, we're missing a lot of good movies."
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"I heard they made a second Godfather."
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"Hey,"
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"if it was any good,"
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"it would have been on Beta."
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"Come on, kids."
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"we've got munchies, and we've got each other."
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"Hope."
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