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Clips from Central Intelligence (2016)

"I'm gonna put it in my pocket."
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"- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - I'll save it."
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"And once we get those diplomas,"
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"That I, for one, will push myself"
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"I got one question for the graduating class of 1996"
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"and that's Will you..."
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"(BOYS GROAN)"
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"Calvin Joyner, everybody,"
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"voted Most Likely to Succeed."
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"Yo. Check it."
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"No, I'm working on this new sexting app."
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"But, instead of filters,"
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"it just makes your junk look huge."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Why are you all cranky-pants this morning, huh?"
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"Oh. It's because Ethan got promoted instead of you?"
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"(SIGHS) Youngest senior associate in the history of the firm."
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"Corner office, the whole deal."
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"Who cares? Hey, you should come to lunch with us."
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"We're gonna be celebrating his pro-mosh!"
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"It'll probably be good for you to kiss the ring a bit."
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"Hey, you play your chessboard however you like, okay?"
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"Me, lunch today? I'm gonna French kiss that thing."
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"All right. Bummer for you."
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"(SINGING)"
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"Can you just get out of my face?"
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"To a guy I not only consider my coworker,"
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"- To Ethan! - Cheers!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Do you wanna move tables? I know this kind of sucks."
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"No, no. It doesn't suck."
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"but I want most of it to be bourbon- What is that called?"
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"Okay. How about we change the topic to something a little more fun?"
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"Anything else, please."
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"Oh, how about..."
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"This is the dress that I'm thinking about wearing."
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"Honey, I want every single girl"
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"to be jealous tomorrow night."
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"I just... I just don't want to go."
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"I'm not gonna go without you."
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"We agreed we were going. I RSVP'd for us."
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"I just changed my mind. That's all."
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"This is not about the promotion."
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"An accountant? Really?"
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"I thought you would be the governor, man."
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"Wait a minute. Didn't you get voted 'Most Likely to Succeed'?"
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"I guess we missed that one."
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"Is this why you've been so weird and moody lately?"
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"'Cause you're freaking out about the reunion?"
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"- No. - And what's the matter"
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"No, you love your job."
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"Instead, I work in a building with a giant,"
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"and, after he peaked, his life went like this..."
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"(IMITATES CRASH)"
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"I don't know the sound that that thing makes,"
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"I'm the guy that went down, okay?"
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"down here became a disappointment."
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"That's what I'll be."
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"What?"
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"I had no idea that your life with me"
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"was such a soundless, crashing disappointment!"
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"- Don't do that. - (IMITATES CRASH)"
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"- That's not- Don't do that. - That's the sound."
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"You want to know the sound I'm about to make right now?"
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"That's the sound I'm making."
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"Mmm-mmm-mmm."
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"Not going to that."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"(RINGING CONTINUES)"
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"- Hey. - Girl, you scared me."
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"- I did? - Yes. I thought that you were..."
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"I just- On the..."
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"I don't even know what's going on with me right now."
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"- I really don't. - Yeah?"
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"that's what I was calling to talk to you about."
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"Look, honey, I think that we should see someone."
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"What do you mean, Someone? What do you mean?"
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"See someone, like a therapist."
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"Honey, black people don't go to therapy."
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"We go to barbershops."
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"Or we watch the movie Barbershop. One or the other."
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"Look, my parents were really unhappy"
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"for a long time before they got divorced."
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"And maybe if they saw someone sooner, they would still be married."
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"I don't want to end up like my parents."
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"Wassup?"
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"Wassup?"
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"MAGGIE: Please, just do it for me, if not for you."
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"CALVIN: All right. Uh..."
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"- When? When do you want to do it? - MAGGIE: Really?"
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"The doctor said he could see us at 6:00 p.m."
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"Um... 6:00 p.m., when? Tonight?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, is that a problem?"
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"Holy shit! Robbie Wheirdicht?"
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"Calvin, honey? Hello?"
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"Um, yeah."
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"- MAGGIE: Plans with who? - With Bob Stone."
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"No, no. You remember Robbie Wheirdicht, from high school?"
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"The kid that tried to rap along to Coolio's 1,2,3,4 at the talent show"
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"but then he kinda lost his way, midway through"
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"No. Nothing."
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"The guy who got thrown out the gym, butt-ass-naked, senior year?"
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"Oh, my God, yeah!"
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"Why wouldn't you start with that?"
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"Because I thought that was kind of mean. I don't know."
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"He never came back to school after that, right?"
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"Like, not for finals or graduation or anything."
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"Didn't he join the military or something?"
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"He wants to go to dinner tonight, and I kinda already said yes."
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"I will. You know?"
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"I'll just see if the doctor can fit us in tomorrow."
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"- How about at lunch time? - Okay. All right, fine."
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"Okay, good. I love you."
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"I love you, too, babe. I do."
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"(ME SO HORNY BY 2 LIVE CREW PLAYING ON COMPUTER)"
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"- Okay. - Calvin? Are you-"
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"Love you. Bye-bye."
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"Stop, stop!"
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"Congratulations on that promotion, man."
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"It's quite the thing."
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