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Clips from Central Intelligence (2016)

"You took the one guy, you hit him like this."
Central Intelligence (2016)
"He couldn't breathe. (IMITATES CHOKING)"
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"I took a couple classes at work."
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"To see my boy go in and whoop ass on those idiots back there."
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"Yeah, we boys."
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"Come on, let's roll."
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"I know the perfect spot. Come on, Jet."
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"You know, why not? Why not?"
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"After this- Yeah, okay!"
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"CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, Bob! Slow, slow, slow!"
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"I don't know if you know this,"
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"and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald."
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"You gotta see it, dude."
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"Then I realized high school was nothing like Sixteen Candles."
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"That's the thing. For me, I-"
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"Okay, good."
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"I took all that stuff and I balled it up real tight"
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"And I just pretty much ignore it."
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"Hey, not for nothing, but I never got that jacket back, man."
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"Really? Strange."
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"Hey, but listen, I just wanna thank you"
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"- You wanna hear something weird? - What?"
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"I mean, not in front of anyone."
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"Never."
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"So, you're telling me that for the last 20 years,"
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"you've never been seen in your birthday suit?"
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"- No. - So, what about when you have sex?"
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"Did he get hit by a bus or ripped apart by dogs"
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"I don't mind at all, if you wanna-"
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"Hamlet."
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"Synchronized swimming, that's so sexy."
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"I see that."
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"Stop, Bob. Spare me with The Golden Jet shit."
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"I'm not... I'm not talking about Twilight, Bob, okay?"
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"Yo, CJ, I gotta be honest with you, man."
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"The crowd would go crazy! I was there, too."
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"So, do it now."
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"If the crowd wants a Golden Jet flip,"
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"(GROANS) Oh, God!"
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"They must have just waxed these floors."
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"Hey, Jet!"
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"Man, I had a great time tonight."
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"Whoa!"
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"You know, I was overseas working for a while before I got fired."
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"Um..."
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"- Whoa! - (SHUSHING)"
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"Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!"
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"Wow."
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"This is a pretty serious international account dossier you've got here."
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"Going to your router."
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"This is an auction site, Bob!"
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"- I'm all thumbs. - It's my computer!"
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"It's fine, Bob. It's fine. Just leave it."
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"Hey! What the hell was that on that site?"
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"That didn't have anything to do with payroll."
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"Hey, do you mind if I crash here?"
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"Okay, well, you can keep those."
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"Yeah."
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"Good night, Jet."
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"Yeah, you."
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"What the fuck?"
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"I'm with the Central Intelligence Agency."
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"Have you had any contact with this man?"
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"Uh, yeah, he's on my- He's on my couch, sleeping."
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"Target's in the house."
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"What's going on? Hey!"
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"Excuse me. Excuse me!"
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"Target's on the move."
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"It's my house. Is something going on?"
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"AKA Bob Stone, AKA Bob Golden, AKA Bob Jet,"
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"is wanted for murder and treason"
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"and is presently in possession of highly classified state secrets"
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"So, yeah, I guess you could say something is going on."
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"I don't need it."
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"Oh... (STAMMERS)"
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"Okay."
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"Time out."
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"and I don't know if the person on the other end"
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"I'm not gonna take off my jacket"
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"And that's what you guys look for. Hmm?"
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"I'm gonna lean up against this counter, and I'm not gonna sweat."
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"Hmm?"
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"Agent Harris, I don't know this man."
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"He used to put Rice Krispies Treats in my locker."
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"'cause I didn't want that weight going to my hips."
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"So don't put me and him..."
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"I ain't in this shit, okay?"
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"All right, Mr. Joyner. Prove it."
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"No."
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"Why am I the bait?"
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"Gotta love strippers. So dirty."
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"You did this to yourself."
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"It's my wife."
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"- All right. Jeez! Is everything okay? - Everything is fine, babe."
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"Also, she wants to have a baby."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Calvin Joyner, Accounting."
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"Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting."
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"BOB: Calvin?"
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"BOB: Calvin. Is that you?"
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"I'm in big trouble."
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"As long as Bob Stone is in the building, no one's safe."
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"Get back in your office now!"
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"Okay!"
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"I've seen Homeland. So I know what they do."
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"- Your necktie, take it off. - No,"
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"- I'm not taking my tie off! - Come on, Jet!"
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"I'm out!"
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"openly and honestly."
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"Wait, hold up, wait. What're you doing? Oh, my God!"
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"- Come on, it's not gonna bite you. - I will do no such thing."
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"He's got a gun! He's got a gun!"
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"- Hostage role-play, you ready? - No!"
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"No! Stop it, you gonna get me killed!"
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"There we go, Jet!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"He got a coffee pot!"
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"Freeze!"
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"- Give me the gun! - Stop it!"
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"Let me go! I'm trying to give it to you!"
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