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Clips from Seinfeld - The Handicap Spot (S04E04)

"...in violation of traffic code 342-A."
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"- What's that? - Parking in a handicap spot."
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"Let's go."
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"George! George!"
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"Parking in a handicapped spot."
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"Right in the middle of his United Volunteer's meeting."
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"When he got back, he chased after me with a baseball bat."
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"Holy..."
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"Between the car being totalled, the towing charge and the fine..."
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"...there's no way I could ever pay him back."
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"I agreed to become his butler."
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"What?"
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"- Who we bought the wheelchair for? - She dumped me."
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"- She dumped you? - She dumped me."
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"She rolled right over me."
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"Said I was a hipster doofus."
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"Am I a hipster doofus?"
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"- No. - No."
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"Said I'm not good-looking enough."
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"Am I beautiful? George, am I beautiful?"
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"- You're very attractive. - Yeah."
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"She says she doesn't want to see me again. Told me to drop dead!"
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"- Drop dead. - Boy, even I never heard that one."
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"She's pretty rough."
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"Well, we just blew $240 on a wheelchair."
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"- $240 bucks? - Well, it was slightly used."
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"Used?"
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"I don't think you did such a good job on these."
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"- What? - Supposed to see your face there."
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"Do you see your face in there?"
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"Yeah."
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"How about that. Went right down a hill?"
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"Okay. All right. Bye."
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"George, forget about the shoes. I want you to do something for me."
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"This handicapped woman had an accident."
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"Somebody gave her a used wheelchair with defective brakes."
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"Sons of bitches!"
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"Pick up this big-screen TV and deliver it to her."
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"- Big-screen TV. - You think you can handle it?"
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"- Yes? - Hi, we're from the United Volunteers."
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"We've come to pick up the TV."
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"Great, it's right over there."
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"It's a big one."
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"- Who's got the receipt? - I do."
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"- Will they give us cash? - That's their policy."
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"I hate this mall. There are never any spaces here."
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"Why don't you park in front of the hydrant?"
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"The handicapped parking spot is the mirage of the parking desert."
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"Do you know that feeling? You see it there in the distance."
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"It's a big wide spot by the entrance."
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"What is the handicapped parking situation at the Special Olympics?"
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"How else are they gonna do it?"
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"- Don't worry. - We'll remember."
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"What are we gonna do? How will we get out?"
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"So, what's it about?"
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"He's so nice. Man, I'm really happy for them."
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"I told you the Drake was bad. I hate the Drake!"
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"- Good thinking. - Good to meet you."
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"Every time you're with that Kramer something happens."
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"I just came from Saint Elizabeth's."
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"- What if there's a fire? - Now what are the chances of that?"
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