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Clips from Seinfeld - The Handicap Spot (S04E04)

"Saint Elizabeth's Hospital? Why?"
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"Well, the handicapped woman, I went to see her."
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"- You went to see her? - Yeah."
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"I'm in love."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."
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"I'm gonna ask her to marry me."
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"She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being."
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"Except for the walking."
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"What's the difference. You don't go out that much."
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"- I'm glad you're here. - Why?"
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"We gotta go out, we gotta buy a wheelchair."
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"A wheelchair? What for?"
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"I went to the hospital today. I saw the woman."
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"The wheelchair is totalled. We gotta get her another one."
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"Doesn't she have collision?"
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"George, I'm in love with her."
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"Look, my father works for the United Volunteers."
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"- Maybe he can get her one. - No. She needs it now."
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"What about these two? Aren't they gonna chip in?"
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"Hey, we told you not to park there."
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"Can't we just fix the old one?"
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"All right, all right. Fine, George, don't chip in."
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"...we're gonna look out the window, see her crawling along Fifth Avenue."
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"We'll buy a wheelchair."
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"Wheelchairs. Engagement presents. It never ends!"
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"This is our best model, the Cougar 9000."
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"It's the Rolls-Royce of wheelchairs."
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"This is like you're almost glad to be handicapped."
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"So, now, what's this got?"
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"It's got inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip-up arms."
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"It's fully loaded."
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"It's rated number one by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine."
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"- How much? - Sixty-two hundred."
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"Do you have something a little more..."
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"- Hi! How you doing? - Hey, Drake."
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"- Hi, Drake! - Hi, Allison."
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"There's the TV. Elaine, look at this."
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"Oh, my God, this is fantastic."
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"So tell me, were you guys just blown away or what?"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's fantastic."
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"I am gonna make good use of this."
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"Oh, man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh?"
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"So, where are we eating?"
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"- Well, actually, Jerry- - I'm really hungry."
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"We just broke up."
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"- When did this happen? - About 20 minutes ago."
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"- Hell of a picture on this thing. - Crystal clear."
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"They know how to make them."
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"Drake?"
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"Are there any good Italian restaurants around here?"
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"Gagliano's. That's pretty good."
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"- Well, we should... - Get moving. Yeah."
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"The remote."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna put it on top of the television..."
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"This one's about 8 years old. Not a scratch on it."
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"It was owned by some lady..."
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"...who only used it to go to the kitchen to feed her cats."
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"- But this will get you around? - Oh, sure."
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"It just doesn't have any of the frills of the Cougar."
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"- Like what? - For example, your tremor-damping."
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"- Now, what's that? - It helps to control the direction..."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"How about $240?"
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"- We'll take it. - We'll take it."
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"- Drake gave her the TV? - Gave her all the gifts. He felt guilty."
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"Well, she can't keep it. It's not fair. That's our TV."
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"I know it is!"
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"Hate the Drake!"
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"Maybe the whole thing was a scam."
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"Anybody can just get engaged, get presents, and keep them."
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"Maybe they're on the way to Chicago to do the whole thing all over again."
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"They don't know anybody in Chicago."
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"Don't worry, they'll make friends fast with that nice TV."
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"- Hey. - Hey. Guess what?"
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"The Drake broke up."
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"The Drake broke up!"
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"That's fantastic!"
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"- I don't know about defraying. - Why?"
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"We're not getting that TV."
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"What? The engagement's off. We get the TV back."
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"That's business."
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"The Drakette took it."
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"She can't take it."
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"It's not hers. It's theirs."
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"Once there's no theirs, there's no hers. It should be ours."
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"Well, she has it."
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"Maybe we should call her."
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"What? Why is it me who always has to do these things?"
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"Because that's your thing."
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"Calling people I hardly know..."
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"...and demanding they return expensive gifts?"
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"That's my thing?"
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"Yeah, that's your thing."
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"All right. Give me the phone."
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"You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I could see that."
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"- Helo? - Allison. Hi, this is Elaine."
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"I gave al the gifts to charity."
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"Oh, okay. Well, thanks a lot."
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"Sorry again about you and the Drake."
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"- I hate the Drak e. - Everybody does."
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"Bye-bye."
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"- She gave it to charity. - Charity? That's appalling."
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"Hey. Well, I gave her the wheelchair."
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"You should have seen the look on her face."
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"Then she told me the old wheelchair wasn't any good anyway."
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"So you see, George, the whole incident was a God blessing. Yeah."
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"- You mean a blessing in disguise? - Yeah."
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"I would also like to take this time..."
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"...to personally thank our gracious host, Frank Costanza..."
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"...who earned the Silver Circle Award and is our unanimous choice..."
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"...for the United Volunteer representative of the month."
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"And that's a lot of wheelchairs."
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"On behalf of the United Volunteers of New York, we thank you."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Mr. Costanza?"
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"- Yes? - You're under arrest."
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"Under arrest? What for?"
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