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Clips from Arrested Development - Double Crossers (S04E04)

"as to why you're checking your second hand."
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"Oh, this isn't my office."
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"You know, I-I don't get it."
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"I've been popping the pills, and, I mean, I mean, nothing."
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"Nothing out of the ordinary."
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"I mean, there's some violating federal law stuff"
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"that'd put me in prison for the rest of my life,"
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"but I've made love with treason charges over me before."
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"But no, it's something else."
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"It's not just the sex."
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"I feel wrong."
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"Sorry, had the old thinking cap on."
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"Let's go to the lists."
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"And Dr. Norman proceeded to run through"
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"a checklist of alternative medicine questions."
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"Okay, did you drink some water that might have"
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"it's the molecules you don't ingest."
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"But I'm the one who can get hard,"
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"so let's focus on you."
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"He then went on to explore some supernatural"
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"Any earthquakes in a Chinese restaurant"
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"- while you were trying to prove something to your mother? - No."
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"or while a child was blowing out a candle?"
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"Have you come across any ancient games, let's say,"
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"glowing games, uh, either board based or carnival based,"
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"that you may have played against the wishes of your best friend?"
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"- No. - Curses, hexes, spells,"
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"I did hallucinate one ancient foreboding warrior harbinger"
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"while I chewed maca root about a year ago."
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"Could that be something?"
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"No, it's not the maca."
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"he turned to Western medicine."
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"I'd like you to get on an MRI machine"
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"I'm gonna send you over to Orange County Imaging--"
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"they do a ton of that."
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"Yeah, I'll write you a script for that."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, (bleep). Run."
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"What? Oh."
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"when he ran into a son with whom he'd lost touch."
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"I wanted to speak to you... in person."
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"And-and of course to see you at Orange County Im-a-gine."
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"and you told me to go to hell."
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"Actually, it was the newly potent Oscar,"
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"not only was left with Senor Senoritas,"
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"I know a lot of people, sure."
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"- Give me the release. - You'd do this for me?"
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"- Of course I will. - And then, didn't surprise him."
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"If you'll do something for me."
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"I knew it."
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"Michael, you got to get this Love guy against the wall"
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"That's not right."
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"I have changed, Michael."
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"I cry"
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"at the drop of a hat, and I hate the way I look."
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"And this whole car full of black kids ran over it,"
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"for no reason."
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"And they saw it!"
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"Michael..."
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"and let us freely fill the bay with their culture."
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"Hey, don't get me started on the Cinco, Dad."
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"I haven't been to one in 20 years."
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"Can you help me, then, with Love?"
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"At his speech, at Cinco?"
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"Can you do that for your dad?"
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"What he didn't tell Michael was that the family would go broke"
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"overplayed his hand as a big-shot producer"
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"who knew lots of people."
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"- Thanks, Pop. - All right."
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"went to show off at the Ealing Club,"
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"while George Sr., magazine in hand,"
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"George Sr. finally went to visit a wife"
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"who was under the impression that he was back for more."
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"The wrong land?"
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"It's under control; I'm trying to get Love"
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"We can't afford to build it if we're not"
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"selling the land back to the government."
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"It'll ruin us."
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"George, you've gone puny again."
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"and bent me over this couch?"
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"Okay, okay, let's not sully its memory."
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"right after we get enough of it up"
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"And speaking of getting enough of it up,"
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"what's going on down here?"
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"♪ Happy birthday, Mr. President... ♪"
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"Huh. Especially with all this going down."
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"You gave him a job?"
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"He caused my colony to collapse."
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"Oh, my God, George, get him another job."
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"As much as I'd like to stay"
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"and lay some more pipe with you,"
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"George Sr. once again called upon his son."
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"Yeah, you got to give Gob a job."
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"Something in the, uh, building company"
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"or, uh, hey, I think he'd get a big kick"
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"N-N-No, Dad, hey."
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"He knows nothing about producing."
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"Look, I don't care if it's producing a movie"
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"that's never gonna be made"
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"or selling houses that no one's gonna buy,"
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"I just want my son to have a job"
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"where his incompetence won't be out of place."
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"- No, no, now? - What, what?"
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"He's gonna make it less valuable?"
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"Which I told you was gonna happen, by the way."
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"Yeah, there it is! Knew it was coming."
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"it was Gob..."
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"What the hell?"
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"- Okay, coming through here. - Mine... Hah!"
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"No... no, no! My right of... way!"
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"- There! Mine! - Okay."
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"Hey..."
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"...happy to see each other."
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"At first."
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"- to the death of Pete the mailman. - I knew that."
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"I brought one, too-- size of the man's heart."
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"I just got to figure out how to get it out of the car."
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"If I could remember how I got it in."
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"If I were Muslim, would you say "Muslim magic act"?"
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"Yeah, well, the Christians aren't so (bleep)-hot"
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