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Clips from Arrested Development - Double Crossers (S04E04)

"Yeah, the first four months, I was in denial. How are you?"
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"Are... are you good?"
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"- Oh. - Oh, except for"
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"your wife sent to my daughter for plastic surgery."
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"What kind of a woman does that?"
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"I thought there was no money left."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no."
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"Oh, that's awful."
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"Does Maisie even know about this?"
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"No, thank God."
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"You don't think Maisie's cuter?"
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"You know what I want to do? I want to take this,"
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"and I want to deposit it in a trust fund"
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"- I guess I can't use it anyway. - Are you kidding me?"
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"You are the most beautiful little girl I know."
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"And if you have any more work,"
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"your cartilage is going to collapse."
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"Ooh! Hey, you got the check."
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"We have got..."
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"to build a wall between us and Mexico."
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"- Yes! - And aside from hating"
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"the wrinkles he saw in the rearview mirror"
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"♪ All you need is smiles ♪"
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"♪ Lots and lots of smiley smiles ♪"
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"What the (bleep) is he smiling about?"
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"Hello!"
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"Oh, we're just doing a survey"
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"for the U.S. government, ma'am."
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"Oh, no, I-I'm a man."
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"Laying out border coordinates"
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"Well, he already mentioned the tape,"
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"- Yeah, but he's in Mexico. - Wait."
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"Guys, no, no, Mexico starts"
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"probably chomping on the maca, if you know what I mean."
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"but when I come over here..."
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"George Sr. liked to make men"
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"You really hurt my feelings, guys."
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"George Sr. had just discovered"
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"You saw all the papers."
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"And in Mexico."
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"because it was all in Spanish."
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"It says very clearly, on my business card,"
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""Se habla español.""
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"And it was your brother Oscar"
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"Unfortunately, Oscar missed the signs."
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"You think it's okay to burn these?"
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"Well, this is America."
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"If they don't want us to burn signs,"
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"they shouldn't write them in Spanish."
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"- Everybody! - ♪ Sign, sign, everywhere a sign... ♪"
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"Only Heartfire knew the truth."
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"I bribed Love"
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"and I don't have the land to build it on!"
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"Shh, shh, shh. Call Herbert Love, all right?"
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"Tell him you would greatly appreciate it"
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"if he'd rescind his support for the wall."
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"And make him a flip-flopper? I can't do that."
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"Actually, he'd tried,"
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"but couldn't afford it."
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"and since it's going to cause a flap, I'd say another 40."
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"Hold on. A client is, uh, coming,"
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"and I don't know where Oscar is."
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"because he is scary now."
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"He has changed."
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"You're acting like a little girl lately."
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"And not in the good way."
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"Pull yourself together. Act like a man."
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"- Okay, love you. - Love you, too. Bye."
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"Cash, no receipt."
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"Hello, Father."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- You and Mom talked about it. - We did...?"
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"because they put up that border ribbon."
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"- Which is totally new, - Shh!"
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"Anyway, Father, you've got to get me a job"
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"All right, you got to keep this "father" stuff to yourself."
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"I'm not a limo driver."
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"I'm a gentleman honey farmer."
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"The only thing I've got back there are my bees."
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"- Beans? - No, bees!"
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"Bees! Oh, bees!"
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"You got to do something about this--these people"
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"- They've all got CCD. - CCD?"
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"Colony collapse disorder."
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"They always hive."
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"- and get them out! - Okay, I'm on it."
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"But then George Sr. got some more bad news."
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"Hello, brother. Thought I'd find you"
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"We cannot be seen next to each other."
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"Well, if you don't want to be seen, then you"
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"the property was on the border."
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"It is 50 feet south of the border, Oscar."
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"So I was going off Buster's map."
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"Oh, God, it was Buster's map."
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"as a cartography student,"
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"and draw them, was full."
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"You told me you bought this property to live on."
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"- Two lies. - And why do I think"
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"Three small lies."
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"Gob's getting rid of the bees,"
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"So, good-bye, George."
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"Just gonna use the can for one second."
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"George Sr. headed up north to see his wife"
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"before his brother could, but he soon found out"
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"Oh, I know what you're coming up"
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"- to do to me. - Right."
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"What?"
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"Yesterday, you were amazing."
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"Georgie, I can't stop thinking about it."
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"You haven't been like that in years."
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"Oh, right."
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"George Sr. had a few problems:"
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"to build the U.S. wall on was in Mexico..."
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"...and his sweat lodge colony had just collapsed."
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"So he had to deal with first things first."
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"Have you had any sexual feeling at all lately?"
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"No!"
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"You know, the Hopi Indians believe that this spot here,"
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"- can create sexual feeling. - That's my penis."
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"Well, you don't have to tell me. Nothing?"
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