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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Oh, good eye, Scherbatsky."
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"That's a woman."
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"Oh, my mistake. Or is it?"
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"- Let's just focus on your target. - Right."
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"There. I got this one."
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"Oh, my God! I love your jeans!"
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"Okay, is this a lesbian bar? Because that girl with the blue shirt just..."
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"Oh, no. I am all about the dudes."
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"Although, pickings are pretty slim tonight."
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"Only hot guy here is blondie in the suit, and he's playing hard to get."
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"(LAUGHS) Really? 'Cause he's totally vibing me right now."
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"Must be the jeans."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Baby, why don't you just go?"
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"Tons of other couples have peed in front of each other."
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"I know, but we haven't"
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"because I want to keep some of the mystery alive."
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"- Well, you have farted in front of me. - Yes, but I always cover it with a cough."
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"You always do."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Let's get outta here. Let's go somewhere else."
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"Well, what happened?"
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"Sometimes I like to do a little catch-and-release."
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"- But why? - Leave no man behind."
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"Right on."
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"- Hey, you wanna go play Battleship? - Hit!"
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"- Should we move to the bedroom? - There's no time for that."
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"So, they can suck on each others' fingers for an hour,"
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"but there's no time to take two steps to the bedroom?"
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"I know."
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"Here we go."
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"You know, Barney, I had a surprisingly good time bro-ing out tonight."
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"Well, you make a good bro. You're a better Ted than Ted."
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"Hey, in fact, you have just earned yourself an invite to Marshall's bachelor party."
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"And you don't even have to come out of the cake."
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"Thanks. And thanks for sticking around tonight."
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"I hope you're ready for some hardcore Battleship."
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""Hardcore"? That's the only way I play."
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"Oh, I found it. Are you ready to... What the hell are you doing?"
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"No! I thought we were just hanging out as friends!"
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"Oh, come on! You have been throwing yourself at me all night!"
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"What? I did the opposite! I threw some other girl at you!"
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"You invited me up to your apartment to "play Battleship"!"
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"Is that not an internationally recognized term for sex?"
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"No!"
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"Great."
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"I hope you're happy. You sunk my battleship."
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"I feel the same. And, yet, strangely different."
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"Yeah, I'm happy for my bladder, yet sad for us."
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"Look, you had to do it, sweetie. For Ted."
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"And, hey, look, at least now we can stay in here as long as it takes."
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"Yeah, I guess our relationship had to take a hit,"
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"so a new one out there could blossom."
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"Oh, crap!"
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"They must've heard that."
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"Well, I guess we can come out now."
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"I don't believe it, they're gone."
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"Okay. You and me? That's insane."
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"If you even thought about it for one second..."
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"But I have thought about it for three seconds, and it makes a lot of sense."
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"We both think the marriage-commitment thing's a drag."
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"We both want something casual and fun. And we clearly get along really well."
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"Wow, that actually did make a lot of sense."
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"- But what about Ted? - I checked with Ted."
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"Hey, Ted. So now that things with you and Victoria are going pretty well"
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"I assume you're probably over all the girls you were into before, right?"
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"I take your silence as a yes, so, ergo, therefore,"
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"say I were to hook up with someone, say, I don't know, Robin,"
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"- you'd be cool with that, right? - Sure, good luck with that."
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"Totally gave us his blessing."
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"- Really? - Really."
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"So, Ted didn't care that you wanted to make a move on me?"
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"Didn't care at all."
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"- What? - You like Ted!"
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"You've only had sex with one girl in your whole life."
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"It's usually a two-man operation where Ted signals if the target is hot."
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"75th and Amsterdam."
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"They think we went away."
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"Oh, it is on for my boy Ted!"
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"But we didn't go away. We're in the bathroom."
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"I think this may be a perfect moment."
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"By its very nature, it slips through our fingers."
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"That is like high-school-literary-magazine bad!"
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"Scherbatsky! You gotta focus!"
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"- You just saved my life, didn't you? - Thank me later."
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"(YELLING)"
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"Yeah, but we could still have some more romance."
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"- Yeah. - All right."
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"Marshall, what happened to us?"
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"Maybe."
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"Great. We totally suck at this."
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"We've gone nine years without peeing in front of each other."
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"The flame of our romance is flickering"
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"How much longer do you think you can hold it?"
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"You're not gonna tell him, are you?"
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"Well, it's not fair to compare us to Ted and Victoria."
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"- We still have firsts. - Of course we do."
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"Like, know your soul."
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"- Ready to go? - Hell, yeah."
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"Then one of us is gonna have to have sex with Ted."
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"- I'm just gonna ignore that. - Thank you."
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"Okay, fine."
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"- I wish we could hold on to it forever. - No."
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"They'll know that we've been sitting in the bathroom the whole time."
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"Okay, follow my lead, stay low,"
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"(GUNS FIRING)"
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"I mean, we used to just stare into each others' eyes all night long."
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"- Oh, damn it! - It's all right."
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"This is nice."
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"Yeah."
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"Come on, boys."
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"(SCOFFS) And, not gonna be me."
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