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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"You can't... Wow!"
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"Hey! What's taking so long?"
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"- I gotta go. - Not so fast, Scherbatsky."
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"I like the way you think. That mirror thing."
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"Simple. Elegant."
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"Okay, limited time offer."
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"How would you like to be said bro?"
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"Well, as tempting as that sounds,"
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"She really needs some support, or a stranger's tongue down her throat."
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"All right! Guess I'm in."
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"So, one more week and it'll be a month."
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"Really, are you sure? Wow. That snuck up on me."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Wait, the 18th?"
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"Oh, well, we can just wait until you get back."
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"Yeah. Or we could do it tonight."
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"I'm so glad we decided to just stay home."
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"Oh, I know. Can you imagine if we'd gone?"
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"We'd be just getting there now, all tired and cranky."
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"And yet, we'd feel obligated to have sex."
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"Yeah, for 89 bucks a night, we're doing it."
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"I would like to propose a toast"
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"to the most awesomely mellow anniversary ever."
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"I'm so glad your roommates are out of town."
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"(WHISPERING) Oh, my God! What are they doing home?"
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"Well, they don't know that. All we have to do is hide out in here"
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"until Ted moves his mojo into the bedroom."
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"Honey, Ted has been going out of his mind waiting for this."
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"If we go out there and spoil the mood, it's not gonna happen."
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"I guess I'll actually floss."
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"You suited up!"
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"Well, I figured if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this right."
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"Emilio, the woman will have..."
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"I'll have a Johnnie Walker Blue, neat,"
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"and a Montecristo No. 2. Thanks."
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"The No. 2. A.k. A the Torpedo."
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"My father was a cigar fanatic. It was the only way to get his attention."
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"I know. I was this close to being a huge slut."
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"Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink."
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"Because he's pregnant. 'Cause he's the girl."
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"Oh, come on. Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant."
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"What up! Freeze frame, high five!"
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"I think this may be a perfect moment."
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"Because the beauty of a moment is that it's fleeting."
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"Making it that much more precious."
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"That is bad."
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"(WHISPERING) And they're not even high."
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"Yeah, super slowly. God, close the deal already."
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"It's been like 45 minutes. We could've had sex three times by now."
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"- Yeah, try five! - What up."
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"Hey, maybe we should just go out there."
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"No way! We can't go out there now."
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"- It'll be too weird. - Fine."
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"But if we're stuck in here, I'm turning up the volume."
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"I want to know you."
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"Ted, what makes you cry?"
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"Honey, could you hold my hair back? I think I'm gonna hurl."
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"So, what do you and Ted usually do after the cigar bar?"
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"Are you kidding? Ted's never been here."
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"You've already flown higher and faster than he ever did."
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"- Still. - What?"
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"There is one other thing we could do. If you're up for it."
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"I had no idea laser tag still existed!"
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"Yeah, well, enjoy it before it becomes cool again."
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"- I give it two months. - Oh, I believe it. This is awesome!"
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"and never underestimate a 12-year-old with a..."
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"Let's keep moving. These little bastards are everywhere."
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"Yeah, now we just make fun of people like that."
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"It's the circle of life."
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"I mean, we couldn't even get it up to go on our big trip."
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"And now we're celebrating our anniversary stuck in a bathroom."
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"Now you just say, "Wanna do it," and I say, "Yeah.""
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"- Wanna... - No!"
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"Maybe we're just out of firsts."
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"Looks like they're about to have theirs."
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"Should we take this to the bedroom?"
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"- Yes! - Yes!"
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"Yes."
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"- Yes! - Yes!"
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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"No! No, don't answer it."
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"You can answer it. We have all night."
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"- You're answering it? He's answering it! - No! Do her! Do her now!"
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"Sure. Good luck with that."
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"Sorry about that."
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"How about a little more wine?"
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"- I'll get another bottle. - Okay."
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"(SHUSHING)"
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"I counted nine, maybe ten."
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"I'll lay down some cover fire. You make a run for it."
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"No! Leave no man behind."
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"- But, I... - Don't be a hero, Scherbatsky!"
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"See you on the other side."
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"Mother!"
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"Damn. Wanna go get a soft pretzel?"
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"Have we lost that?"
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"But I think I just found it."
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"Right here."
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"Baby, I'm giving you sexy smoldering with just-a-hint-of-crazy eyes."
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"Okay, well, get ready for my sex-ray vision."
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"Did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?"
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"- We can do this. We can do this. - Let's just hold hands."
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"You love that move! It's the classic Marshall."
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"And we really, really need to get out of here!"
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"Well, we can't."
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"Baby, there's something I have to do. And if I do it in front of you,"
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"it'll change the entire nature of our relationship."
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"- What is it? - I have to pee."
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"This is bad."
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"Look at us."
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"We're basically an old married couple and we're not even married yet."
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"and if I pee all over it, it might go out forever!"
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"I drank a Big Gulp of Mountain Dew during that Quantum Leap marathon."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Playing laser tag really takes me back."
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"And you know what game I really miss? Battleship. I've never lost a game."
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"- Neither have I. Of course, I cheat. - Oh, yeah. Me, too."
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"The trick is to bend the aircraft carrier so it makes an "L.""
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"I always just stacked the ships on top of each other."
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"Hello. Target acquired. Hottie by the jukebox."
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