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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"OLDER TED; When you meet someone special suddenly life is full of firsts,"
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"They've gotta come out soon. It's Monday."
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"- Morning. - Hey, guys."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Two days straight!"
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"Oh, I can't. I'm taking Victoria out for dinner."
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"Who says sexual can't be sensible?"
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"Actually, I was talking to my martini."
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"Awkward conversations with middle-aged couples"
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"- Order in some Chinese. - Szechwan Garden."
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"$100 says when you turn around I say, "Wow!""
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"I need a bro, for my bro-ings-on about town."
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"I'm hanging out with my friend who just got dumped."
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"That seems healthy."
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"The 18th can't get here fast enough."
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"Oh, crap! I can't believe I forgot this. I'm gonna be out of town on the 18th."
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"I mean, the whole point was not to rush into this."
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"I'm so glad you have to go to your parents next weekend."
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"But I don't want to hide out in here."
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"Or, as the rulers call it, Piramide."
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"Father issues. Hot."
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"Slut would have been better. But I'll settle for bro."
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"And it's actually working."
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"Like, know your soul."
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"He's just staring into her eyes!"
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"I don't know. We used to be even more nauseatingly into each other"
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"than Ted and Victoria. Now look at us."
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"I'm serious, Marshall."
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"I mean, this is their first time."
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"I need a drink. Do we have any cough syrup in here?"
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"- Ambush! Ambush! Ambush! - Oh, God!"
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"These brats have us completely surrounded!"
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"Either we all get out of here, or no one does."
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"You always think there'll be more time."
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"Nice! You know, we should have a cheaters grudge match."
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"I think I still have a..."
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"I got someone for you. Two o' clock. Blue shirt."
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"Well, jeans will only get you so far. I'm going home with him."
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"Oh, my God, I hate Ted! I hate him so much!"
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"Either we all score, or no one scores."
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"Ted, I can't wait any longer."
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"Baby, I can't hold it in any longer! It's time!"
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"- I love you, Marshall. - I love you, Lily."
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"I'm birthday-suiting up. I'm sorry. Did you want to undress me?"
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"I'm okay. Are you okay?"
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"Good. 'Cause I gotta take a whiz."
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"Just like the third bro doesn't tell the mutual bro"
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"- Miss. - Of course."
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"Well, we still have one frontier left. Still got the deuce."
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"This moment is fleeting"
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"- I didn't say that I liked Ted, I... - You like Ted!"
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"Wow! This is huge."
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"Barney, I don't like Ted. He's moved on and I'm really happy for..."
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"Yeah, yeah. Look, are we gonna play Battleship or what?"
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"No. That's the bro code."
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"A bro doesn't tell a mutual bro that a third bro has a crush on him."
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"that the original bro went bare pickle in front of her."
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"It's quid pro bro."
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"A7."
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"You're not making me feel better."
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"Well, it certainly was a first."
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"It was, wasn't it?"
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"And you know what? I actually feel closer to you now."
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"I wanna know you."
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"Marshall, what makes you cry?"
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"because it's being chased by another moment."
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"Oh, just grab my boob already!"
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"Come on, guys. Get a room."
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"The first kiss,"
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"The first night together,"
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"The first weekend together,"
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"For me, all those firsts happened within 48 hours of meeting Victoria,"
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"Do you think they've been in there the whole time?"
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"I don't know whether to be proud or concerned."
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"Maybe they're not even in there."
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"- I wish you could stay. - I know. Me, too."
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"But I have to go to work, and you have that meeting."
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"- Call you afterwards? - I'll inappropriately text you during."
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"- Bye. - Oh, Victoria. You're here..."
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"Toodle-oo!"
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"Wow! Your room must smell like a monkey cage."
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"Come on, give us a number. Lily guessed eight,"
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"- but I know my boy got the double digits! - Zero."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Guys, we just met."
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"And we both screwed up relationships in the past by jumping in too quick."
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"So we talked about it and we decided to take this one slow."
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"- Her idea. - Totally her idea!"
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"But I don't know. I'm really into this girl."
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"And if going slow is what it takes to make this happen, I say, bring it on."
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"I don't feel so good."
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"It's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda."
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"I can't believe she's making you wait a whole month."
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"I would never put up with that."
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"Burn!"
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"Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex"
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"is if the girl is 17 years, 11 months old."
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"Good news! I don't have to cover the cat show tomorrow night."
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"Who's up for hanging out?"
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"Oh, we can't. It's our nine-year anniversary."
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"Wow! Nine years? Your relationship's a fourth grader."
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"- Congrats. - Thanks."
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"We're going to the Berkshires for the maple syrup harvest."
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"It's one of New York magazine's top five romantic getaways on a budget."
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"Well, looks like it's gonna be just you and me."
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"Really?"
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"- Ready to go? - Hell, yeah."
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"Nothing better than a weekend at a good bed-and-breakfast."
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"Yeah. Waking up for breakfast at 7:00 a.m. Sharp."
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"Complimenting the owners on their collection of needlepoint geese."
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"trying to stave off divorce."
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"Yeah, well, we'd better get going. It's like a four-hour drive."
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"And it's supposed to rain tonight."
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"- Or we could just stay home. - Maybe watch some TV?"
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"- Are we really bailing? - Hell, yeah."
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"Good, 'cause this thing's empty."
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"Barney, this is the third time you've hit on me by accident!"
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"It's one of the many risks of the blind approach."
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"But Ted's too busy being in a lesbian relationship."
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"Why don't you just check out the girl's reflection in the bar mirror?"
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