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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Maternal Capacitance (S02E02)

"Well, I'm really very busy."
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"Is there any way we can put this off until I have more time to prepare?"
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"...suggesting that he has no personal relationship with the caller."
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"I'm definitely going with colonoscopy."
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"It's out of order."
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"I think it implies that the elevator doesn't work."
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"...the elevator has been nonfunctional for an amount of time..."
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"...or a shared delusion of functionality."
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"Uh, come with me, I'll walk you to the apartment."
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"I've always been curious. What was Leonard like when he was little?"
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"Right. What was he like when he was young?"
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"- Five. - Oh, well, at that age..."
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"Oh, yeah, Leonard mentioned you were a psychiatrist."
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"Well, that is one of my degrees. My primary field is neuroscience."
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"Oh, well, I had a wonderful childhood."
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"Tell me about it."
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"I know my dad wanted a boy."
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"...and then he just stopped playing catch with me."
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"I wasn't slugger anymore."
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"Here's your tea, mother."
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"- One teaspoon sugar? Raw sugar? - Yes. Yes."
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"I have the same problem with him."
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"My theory is that his lack of focus stems from an over-developed sex drive."
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"Mine, of course, was the only one worth reading."
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"Swell."
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"Oh."
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"I have to urinate."
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"...but the only warm memories I have of my childhood are of my Uncle Floyd."
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"You were lucky."
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"...that unlike Leonard, they're at the top of their respective fields."
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"...and his sister just successfully grew a human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon."
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"Why else would you grow a pancreas in a teenaged gibbon?"
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"Leonard, I had no idea your siblings were so much more successful than you."
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"Next time, don't yousa bring mama to work. Okee-day?"
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"That's basically what I just said."
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"You brought your husband to work, you know the rules."
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"Leonard, it's 1:00. Weren't you going to show me your laboratory at 1:00?"
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"Her reasoning is unassailable. It is 1:00."
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"I'm attempting to replicate..."
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"I could just read the paper the Italians wrote."
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"Well, then, why didn't you say that to her?"
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"I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week."
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"Mother likes looking at brains and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned."
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"Ugh. She's only here a day and a half..."
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"Did you get the part?"
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"Uh-- Uh, when I was 10-years old, I built a hugging machine."
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"Your scan data will be very helpful to my research."
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"Yeah, I'd love to see a scan of your brain sometime."
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"Understandable."
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"Can I make you a cup of tea?"
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"I feel very comfortable around you."
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"I feel very comfortable around you too."
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"It's surprising because I generally don't feel comfortable around--"
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"Well, anyone."
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"Nor I."
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"...would be connected by someone as comparatively workaday as your son?"
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"I'd like to do the math."
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"I'd like that too."
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"Aah!"
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"Mm."
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"...do the shot-- Whoops!"
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"--and then bite the lime."
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"I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything after "lick.""
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"Shot."
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"- Okay, shot, lime. - Right."
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"Oh, okay, we're sharing."
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"...I can't help but speculate we'd be very good together."
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"I see what you're doing."
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"Why would you bring that up right now?"
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"- Um, have a nice flight. - That's not really in my control, is it?"
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"I mean, my mom could've just said, "Bob, get over it, she's a girl, move on.""
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"Fellas, please."
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"Penny, come on. We were just finding our sound."
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"You found it. It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawn mower."
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"Of course, but, uh, you understand my trepidation."
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"- What's that about? - Not a clue."
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"Can't we just postpone it till the spring?"
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"Maybe next summer?"
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"This should be fairly easy to deduce."
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"He's holding the phone to his left ear. Ears do not cross hemispheres."
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"He's using the analytical, rather than emotional side of the brain..."
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"Sure. I guess there's no other choice but to go ahead and do it."
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"He's referring to an activity he has done before."
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"This suggests some sort of invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy."
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"Aren't there any other options? There's not a lot of room."
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"Okay, bye."
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"My mother's coming to visit."
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"Yes, I can read the sign. I'm just pondering the implications."
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"Again, I can read the sign."
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"But the sign and tape are covered with a layer of dust which indicates..."
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"...which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the..."
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"...I assume 24 to 36 residents of this building..."
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"You must be Leonard's mother."
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"Oh, I don't know if I must be, but yes."
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"- Uh, I'm Penny, I'm his neighbor. - Oh, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter."
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"Oh, nice to meet you."
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"Oh, you're a hand shaker. Interesting."
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"Oh, all right. Would you like to exchange pleasantries on the way?"
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"- Yeah, sure, I guess. - All right, you start."
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"Oh, I think you mean young. He's always been little."
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"You'll have to be more specific."
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"Oh, um, okay, like five or six."
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"...he was in what Freud would call the phallic stage of psychosexual development."
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"An outmoded theory, of course."
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"But the boy did spend most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis."
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"Oh. Well, I'm an actress."
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"Ha. What do you mean, why?"
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"There were studies that suggest many who go into the performing arts..."
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"...suffer from an external locus of identity."
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"Yeah, I don't know what that means."
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"Well, it means you value yourself only as others value you..."
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"l-- I just-- I tried being good at sports, but I hated getting dirty."
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"Uh-huh. He called me slugger until I got my first training bra..."
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"Your mother's here."
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"If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what cologne her father wore."
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"Good to see you, mother."
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"- Oolong? - Yes."
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"- Loose, not bagged? - Yes."
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"- Steeped three minutes? Two-percent milk? - Yes. Yes."
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"- Warmed separately? - Yes."
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