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Clips from The Simpsons - Pygmoelian (S11E11)

"[ Gurgling ]"
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"''You don't love me. The only thing you love is your ear, nose and throat pavilion.''"
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"That was amazing, Moe. I'm actually a little turned on."
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"Then it burrowed under my skin and laid eggs in my heart."
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"I know what you mean. Our dog had that."
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"- [ Knocking ] - Excuse me."
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"Top secret story lines? Uh, I'll sign for it."
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"Hmm. Hmm!"
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"Looks like my character gets back together with that evil contessa."
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"Then I get in a skydiving accident and have to be rushed to the graveyard!"
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"''Close-up on Dr. Winslow's mangled corpse."
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"Coroner: Let's get that brain out and weigh it and call it a day.''"
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"Well, if they're gonna stomp on my dreams..."
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"but now you seem so nice."
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"- Why, who are you? - I am an angel from the future."
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"- Angel? - What the- [ Bleeps ] Should I cut him off?"
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"No. Let's see where this is going."
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"And what do you have to tell us, O angel of the future?"
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"You're going to die in a skydiving accident."
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"Ooh, that's unexpected. What else?"
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"Well, Sister Bernadette will leave the convent and start a softball team..."
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"Who cares? He's dishing out the dirt."
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"is plotting to take over International Perfume and Wine."
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"Cut him off... now."
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"- [ Both Laughing ] - Yes!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Sticking it to you for killing off my character."
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"You idiot. Dr. Winslow was only going to die in a dream."
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"Escort these men out... now."
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"Get your hands off me! Get off!. I don't need your stinkin' show anyway!"
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"Oh! Oh, my face! I'm not supposed to put weight on it!"
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"[ All Gasp ]"
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"- I was about to sell the bar to Hooters. - Yeah, you were- D'oh!"
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"Well, I guess that wraps it up. There's one thing I don't get though."
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"Shouldn't it have turned into some kind of third face that was different? Don't make no-"
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"[ Groans, Gasps ]"
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"belly up for the Duff Beer-tender of the year contest."
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"Hello, Springfield. How ya-"
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"- [ Groans ] - [ Cheering ]"
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"Uh, I just want to say that it was an honor for me..."
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"Ah! Oh. Am I really that ugly?"
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"[ Sighs ] I must be the ugliest man alive."
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"- Don't forget that fish snout. - Okay, I get it. I ain't pleasant to look at."
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"Hmm."
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"but this is a total teardown."
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"[ Bart ] Nice suit,Jeeves."
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"if you go on my wall of fame, or my blooper reel."
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"You're one of us beautiful people now."
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"Oh, no! Oh!"
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"Back in high school, I asked you..."
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"And another thing, you have to stop calling me that."
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"But there can't be two Dr. Tad Winslows!"
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"I'm a doctor, and you're a 5,000-year-old mummy I brought back to life."
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"- Okay, now harder. - [ Women Sigh ]"
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"I didn't bring you back to life so you could make a fool of me at the club!"
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"Why don't we celebrate your newfound trust in me..."
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"- [ Homer] Ding-dong. - Whoa! It's the door!"
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"Gabriella's baby shower will be invaded by terrorists..."
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"With a mug like this, I can get on any soap in Springfield."
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"Hmph!"
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"making the previous rounds a complete waste."
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"- [ Groans ] -Just kidding."
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"Hey, Moe, this license expired in 1 973..."
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"I'm awake here."
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"Well, how can I say no to such a captivating-"
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"There's too much emphasis on looks these days."
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"That's going to- Oh."
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"It's against hospital regulations, damn it!"
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"Whatever."
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"## [ Polka ]"
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"Homer, whoa, whoa! Homer! Change of plans."
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"When my face was crushed, why did it go back to my old face?"
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"[ All Moan ]"
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"[ Straining ]"
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"[ Crowd Sighs ]"
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"If Bart gets a wollypop, I want a wollypop."
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"at Dartmouth College- Trick Pouring."
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"- Now, which one of you is our designated driver? - [ Homer Grunting ]"
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"I guess I'll be driving."
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"Like, you ever been to White Castle?"
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"Oh, boy! Move over liquor license."
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"- Yeah, but you'd feel bad inside. - Plastic surgery it is!"
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"Hey-They put a sticker over my face."
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"Wait a minute. I died on the operating table, didn't I?"
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"I never used to trust you, Contessa..."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly..."
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"- [ Bell Dings ] - Goat."
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"and sparkling clear mountain what?"
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"Knock it off, Larry. We can't put this face on our calendar."
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"You did me a favor, Homer. And to think..."
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"Okay, last stop, Channel 6."
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ Screeches ]"
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"You don't know me."
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"# Yeah, I got the shakes ##"
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"- ##[ Dance Rock ] - [ Cheering ]"
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"[ Carl Chuckles ] That spells ''Duff.''"
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"- [ Moaning ] - Ew!"
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"And the winner, Moe Szyslak!"
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"- [ Grunts ] And stay out! - [ Cheering ]"
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"Come on, Moe. Don't feel bad."
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"Nah, nah, nah, no luxury items. Just a face."
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"I hope they're hoverbikes."
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"We need a symbol. Something that says we're gay and Republican."
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"I knew it. I guess I'll just crawl back to live in a sewer..."
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"- Bye, Moe. - Don't be a stranger, handsome."
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"- [ Searing ] - [ Moe Moaning ]"
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"And I feel terrible about hurting you."
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"to the Springtime Pumpkin Dance and you turned me down."
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"Hey, Duff Man, let's see how you like a sticker on your face! Yeah!"
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"Run!"
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"Extreme closure."
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"With Gabriella DeFarge as Gabriella St. Farge."
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"but this relationship can never work."
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"I've dedicated my life to diseases of the head holes."
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"Now those eggs are hatching, and the feeling is indescribable."
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