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Clips from The Simpsons - Pygmoelian (S11E11)

"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"- ##[ Rolka ] - [ Both Gasp ]"
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"Drink Duff... [ Softly ] responsibly."
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"- Twist off, damn it! - [ Moaning ]"
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"Right this way to the Duff Designated Drivers' Rockin' Fun Zone."
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"Rockin' Fun Zone? That sounds fun."
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"[ Gasps ] Ben Franklin."
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"[ All Shouting ]"
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"Now, fresh from his appearance before the House Subcommittee on Teenage Alcoholism..."
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"- ##[ Dance Rock ] - Duff Man!"
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"- Michael Finn. - [ Cheering ]"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Okay, our first event qualifies for course credit..."
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"Duff Beer is brewed from hops, barley..."
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"- Uh, close enough! - [ Cheering ]"
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"Moo? Lenny, you were supposed to be ''E.''"
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"- [ Screaming ] - [ Gasping ]"
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"to compete with the mick and the, uh, chick with the rack there."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"When I get home, there are gonna be a lot of open pickle jars."
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"That one."
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"Then I'd like a rattle and a ''wollypop.'' Actually, I would like a ''wollypop.''"
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"Ah, Maggie wants a balloon."
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"And Daddy will take a hand stamp so he can get back in."
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"[ Moe] Ah, boy."
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"Moe, the new Duff calendars are out- the ones with your picture!"
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"Now, let's see the poster boy for the new Moe-llenium!"
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"Oh, my God! It's worse than I thought!"
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"Oh, boy. Pigtown, U.S.A."
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"That's why they won't let Bill Maher on TV before midnight."
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"but you still might feel bad on the inside."
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"- Carl Carlson, you just saved my life. - [ Cash Register Dings ]"
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"- [ Giggling ] - Look at her."
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"Let me clean up this mess I made."
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"Hey, hey! Hey, that really burns there!"
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"Oh, stop it. You're worse than Faye Dunaway."
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"[ Bart Grunting ] Oh, we've gotta get closer."
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"Can't I get on your shoulders?"
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"- Stop kickin' me! - Hyah!"
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"Uh-oh. This isn't anesthetic. It's new car smell."
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"Daddy, I'm stealing! I'm stealing!"
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"- Here you go. And have a bumper sticker. - Thank you."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"[ Gasps ] Is that me?"
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"Me? It's like I've gone to heaven. Uh-"
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"You gonna get even with that lottery guy that never picks our numbers?"
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"Nah, nah, nah. This is personal."
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"I wanted Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island ugly..."
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"not Cornelius on the Planet of the Apes ugly."
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"but never ugly-ugly."
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"It's time I got a raise!"
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"I did? Well, that's why pencils have erasers, hon."
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"I've been waiting all my life for this moment."
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"[ All Gasp ]"
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"Hey, I got a gift. As a child, I was bitten by the acting bug."
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"Uh, might as well have a little peak. [ Chuckles ]"
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"- The one with the amulet? - Precisely."
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"They're killing off Dr. Tad Winslow."
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"What? Let me see that. ''Interior: Coroner's office."
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"Yep, that does sound kind of bad."
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"the least I can do is go out in a blaze of sour grapes."
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"by taking a skydiving lesson?"
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"Dr. Winslow."
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"How tragic. Tell me more."
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"- with sexy results. - What's Dad doing on the show?"
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"And only then do we find out that Professor Galloway's half-sister..."
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"[ Groans ] He just gave away a year's worth of story lines."
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"- Yeah! - Whoo!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"- [ All Gasp ] - What? What?"
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"- Sorry about your face, Moe. - Nah, it's just as well."
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"That handsome face was nice, but it was too much maintenance."
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"I had to wash it, rub it with neat's-foot oil."
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"- Shh! - [ Duff Man ] Oh,yeah!"
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"[ Chorus ] # The Simpsons #"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[ Alarm Blaring ]"
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"Fire! Fire! Fire!"
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, no! What do I save?"
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"Trophies, trophies. Oh- Ooh! Attendance."
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"Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic!"
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"Get in. Move it. This is not a drill."
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"Good work, everyone. We're sure to be first in line for Duff Days."
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"You set off the smoke alarm to rush us to a beer festival?"
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"[ Chuckles ] I know. I'm a character."
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"Now, a little beer music to get in the mood."
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"Looking for these?"
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"## [ Humming ]"
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"- ##[ Stops ] - [ Both Sigh ]"
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"Drink Duff... [ Softly ] responsibly."
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"I don't see the need for razor wire."
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"Ooh, there's Ulysses S. Grant, Babe Ruth-"
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"Early to bed. [ Hiccups ] Early to rise."
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"Ya think-Ya think you're better than me? Huh?"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Okay, kids, who wants to see what it's like to get drunk?"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Now you're charming."
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"[ Moaning ]"
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"This guy here, this is the guy."
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"[ Laughing, Moans ]"
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"[ Man ] All right, Springfield..."
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"Are you ready for some Duff love?"
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"- [ Cheering ] - All right!"
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"Today, we're gonna find out which of these bartenders..."
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"- has the right stuff to dispense Duff? - ##[ Dance Rock ]"
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"From the Green Potato Pub at O'Hare International Airport..."
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"From Juggernauts in Hollywood, California, Titania."
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"And now, the local lug who fills your mug with the drug you chug-"
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"oh,yeah- give it up for Moe Szyslak."
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"- [ Moaning ] - [ Cheering ]"
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"[ Man ] #For goodness sake #"
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"#I got the hippy, hippy shakes #"
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"Go, Moe! Boo, everyone else."
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"I think we know who wins this round."
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"- Titania! - [ Cheering ]"
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"[ Sighs ] You can really taste the goat."
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