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Clips from Superstore - Color Wars (S01E01)

"That's a very offensive question"
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"Oh, Amy's husband's here."
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"Oh, wow. That is not what I..."
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"So is he, like, a... Like, a really funny guy"
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"I don't think so. I think he makes grill videos."
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"Oh, no."
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"And then we just fill it up again with candy."
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"Thanks. This was a good idea."
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"Aw."
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"Hey, this stuffing looks like clouds."
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"We could use this as, uh, decorations for the party."
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"Cloud 9!"
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"Look at us working together,"
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"riffing off each other's ideas, huh?"
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"It's kind of like jazz, you know?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, go, go, go."
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"Xylophone sound."
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"I don't think you should buy this stuff."
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"Huh? You just said that I should."
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"Yeah, but then I realized,"
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"you were able to capture in those videos"
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"Uh, I don't think that's true."
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"Sure, sure. You know what?"
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"Hey, how about this? how about this?"
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"You head out to the car,"
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"and I'm gonna bring this stuff out to you."
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"Oh, I still got to pay for it, so..."
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"- It's on me. - What?"
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"I would like to pay for this... all of it."
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"What, you mean you want to, like, invest?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I do."
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"I want to get in on the ground floor."
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"You know what? Partners?"
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"We can talk about it later."
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"I mean, that's how people get in trouble."
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"I could see maybe going 80-20."
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"Uh, 80 20 is a deal. You got yourself a deal."
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"I don't need equity."
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"I just need you to get out of here before..."
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"We can't afford a grill right now."
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"But we can afford for you to take"
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"all the college classes in the world."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Those college courses are gonna help me"
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"make more money for us."
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"So will the videos. Jonah's already invested."
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"We're 90 10 partners."
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"I thought you said 80 20?"
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"Stop it, Jonah."
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"For once in my life,"
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"I want to give myself permission to do something for myself."
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"For once in your life, Adam?"
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"- Yes. - Come on."
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"- What about the kickboxing gym... - Yeah."
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"- Or the Reggaeton album... - Ooh."
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"And the home brewed beer?"
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"Wow. That is so low that you would bring that up."
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"What about that?"
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"Oh, oh, that's what Jonah says?"
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"Tell her."
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"Yes, Crock-Pots are just over here."
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"Oh, come on, guys, I mean..."
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"So who won?"
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"Gold Team won, Myrtle."
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"He's told you that, like, six times."
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"But you know what?"
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"The real victory is that we did it together."
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"Wait. You're on the Red Team."
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"I'm on the Take One of Each T-shirt Team."
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"This feels about right as the ending to the day."
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"Yeah."
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"Is your husband still here?"
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"He seems nice."
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"Yeah, he is."
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"I don't really want to talk about my home life."
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"Got it."
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"That's why, if it was up to me, I'd fire half the staff."
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"Not so cocky now, are you, Dina?"
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"I swear to God, one of these days,"
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"I'm going to strangle you."
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"I'd like to see..."
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"you try."
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"Is that a threat? You threatened me.""
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"Is it working?"
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"She was probably gonna say "little bird.""
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"I've heard them for years. They always suck."
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"But, uh, you're a lady, and I respect you."
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"All right, I guess I'll spend the difference on lotto tickets,"
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"- Gold pride? - Gold pride."
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"If you need to ask, then you are not a grill guy."
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"That was the head Minion,"
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"The Vilano Forza's the way to go."
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"Well, no offense, but I kind of think your wife is stupid."
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"Hey, what about what makes you happy?"
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"to ask a disabled person."
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"I just... I'm not sure I want to give up that kind of equity."
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"Um, sorry, ma'am?"
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"and this princess thing."
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""Hey, look, it's either coming out of his pocket or Amy's.""
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"Um, get back to work."
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"I was in high school, and he was a football player."
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"to do something for yourself, just for once."
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"Brett sold the nacho-cheese dispenser from the cafe."
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"Not so great."
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"or a musician or something?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Victory is sweet. Hoo hoo."
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