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Clips from Superstore - Color Wars (S01E01)

"No, don't put that on the cake."
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"I already got the base model."
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"Ah."
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"- Yeah. - She's a-a real beaut."
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"Believe me... I wish I could afford it,"
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"but, I mean,"
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"how much am I gonna really use a motorized rotisserie burner?"
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"It's... it's gotten me out of some pretty crazy jams."
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"Are you a... you a grill guy?"
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"So much."
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"Okay. Charcoal or gas?"
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"Your, uh... what videos?"
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"I do these... these grilling videos on YouTube."
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"It's not a... it's not a big deal or anything."
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"Sounds like a big deal to me."
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"- I got nine subscribers. - What?"
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"I don't even know three of them."
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"- Wow. - Total strangers. Yeah."
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"That's, uh... I guess, then, one could say"
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"you almost need this."
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"Yeah, maybe, maybe. Let me run it by my wife."
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"I think she's around here somewhere, and I'll..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Uh, let's not..."
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"This is guy stuff..."
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"You know, grills, football,"
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"cars, porn."
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"Yeah, I'll just... I'll, uh... I'll call her."
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"Yeah, all right."
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"You think you're a bigger Minions fan than me?"
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"I don't think so, 'cause if you were,"
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"you would have a Minions blanket"
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"and a Minions night-light"
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"and some Minions candy"
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"One second. Hey, babe, what's up?"
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"Uh, yeah, yeah, I just wanted to run something by you."
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"Well, I was just at home, and I realized"
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"we were out of AA batteries, so I had the..."
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"Oh, AA batteries. I'll bring some home."
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"Okay, I love you, bye."
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"and he told me to tell you to tell your mom"
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"Um, she couldn't talk."
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"Well..."
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"it's, uh, not like you didn't try, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Huh?"
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"- Yeah, I tried. - Yeah."
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"- Let's do this. - Okay."
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"- Yeah. - All right."
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"- Yeah. - Look out, cookout."
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"What?"
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"My Nana used to say that all the time."
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"Trust me, you don't want the RX 5."
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"and it's half the price."
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"Look, man, I used to own the 5, okay?"
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"And it was good..."
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"till the pedals came loose"
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"when I was crossing a busy street."
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"Oh, I... Oh, I'm sorry."
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"But, hey, you know what?"
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"I like to focus on the positive."
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"I'll ring you up for the RX-5."
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"Actually, let's go with the Vilano."
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"And let's get you one of these fancy racer helmets too."
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""I wish I had a better helmet" was my first full sentence"
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"when they taught me how to speak again."
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"The woman is a maid."
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"She needs to do what I tell her to do."
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"How will you be paying?"
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"but I can call INS if I want.""
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"That shut her up."
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"I don't know. Something about her car catching on fire."
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"The point is, she was late."
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"I mean, she walked all the way here from Guatemala,"
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"Place the ribs at a direct heat"
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"and let them cook for almost two hours."
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"I love this."
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"Yeah, I hate it on cooking shows how they start a dish"
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"and then they cut to later after it's cooked."
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"Yeah."
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"So all my videos are done in real time."
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"You never see that."
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"You never see that."
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"This'll be even better in 4K Ultra HD, huh?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"That seems like a lot to spend on a hobby."
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"Oh, whoa, whoa!"
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"Stop calling this a hobby."
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"- This is a career. - Yeah?"
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"My wife kind of thinks my videos are stupid."
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"Oh, nice. Yeah."
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"But, you know, she probably wouldn't be very happy"
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"if I spend any more money right now."
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"You need to give yourself permission"
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"That's true."
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"- Yeah. - Huh?"
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"That's true, yes."
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"Yes? Yes."
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"I don't get time off from being a stepmom."
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"How's it going?"
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"The man knows how to close. How does he do it?"
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"I don't know. And you know what?"
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"This is not gonna help,"
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"and then I opened my big, fat mouth"
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"and talked him into spending $2,000."
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"- Shut up. No way. - I did what you said."
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"I did not take "No" for an answer."
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"Okay."
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"- I hate balloons. - Well, we need them."
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"Balloons are like our souls."
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"They want to go up, but can't,"
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"and when you pop them, they scream."
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"Okay, I thought we were throwing this party together,"
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"but, sure, let's only get things that are important to Glenn."
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"for the lady who woke up to her dead best friend"
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"and then had to sneak him into her neighbor's garbage can"
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"before trash pickup."
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"I have an idea."
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"Oh, who cares? I have ideas all the time."
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"was the first thing I said when I woke up from my coma."
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