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Clips from Sex and the City - Old Dogs, New Dicks (S02E02)

"I'm not falling for that one."
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"That was one thing I liked about Big. He definitely knew when to shut up."
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"The next night, Charlotte took Mike out for a post-operative scotch."
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"Did it hurt?"
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"On a scale of one to five, I'd give it a 72."
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"-You poor thing. -That's all right."
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"The worst is over. Now I just accept sympathy and heal."
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"-For how Iong? -About another week or so."
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"...Miranda decided to perform a 2:00 a.m. seduction."
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"Hello."
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"Look at you! You Iook great. What's the occasion?"
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"It's 2:00 a.m. and I am still awake."
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"That's worth a party."
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"-Get up. -What?"
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"I think you should spend the night at your place tonight."
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"-Why? -Because I'd Iike to catch up on my sleep."
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"I really don't want to worry about having sex with you in the morning..."
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"...and then just Iying there and being Iate."
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"-You don't Iike having sex with me. -No, I do. I Iove it."
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"-Relax, we can have sex now. -We can't have sex now!"
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"I had a window, and it happened half an hour ago!"
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"I'm a bartender and I get awfully tired of dealing with other people's neuroses."
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"When you get, you know..."
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"...a picture window, or a whole doorway of time..."
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"...call me."
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"Miranda had never felt less like a successful lawyer in her life."
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"What do you think?"
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"It's perfect."
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"It was like her birthday and Christmas rolled into one."
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"You realize this makes me a virgin."
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"I'II be gentle."
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"It was. A five."
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"So what do you want to do Saturday night?"
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"Saturday? Did we have plans?"
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"No, but I thought maybe we could go to this drama Ieague benefit..."
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"...or we could, you know, go Iow-key and stay in and rent videos."
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"Hang on, Iisten."
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"A big thing?"
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"I just feel Iike I can't be tied down right now."
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"There's a whole new me happening. I should get out there and share it."
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"You want to share your penis?"
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"Well..."
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"...yeah."
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"I feel Iike I owe it to myself to take the doggie out for a walk around the block..."
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"...but you could never take the dog out of the man."
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"A few days later, I realized you could change a man."
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"You could change him into not calling you."
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"Look at that."
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"No, you Iook at it. I've seen it already."
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"Sorry."
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"Easy, no hands near the face."
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"Come in."
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"I just came over to tell you something."
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"You're suing me, right?"
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"Look, maybe you need a key to know that I'm crazy about you."
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"But the thing is, I've given out, Iike, five keys..."
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"...and you never get 'em back."
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"And maybe I hog my bed."
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"But it's my bed and I Iike you in it."
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"-I should hit you more often. -And the oranges."
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"-What? -The oranges have to go."
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"This is something I don't Iike about you."
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"-That's it? -I Iike my sheets."
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"-A negotiation? -Yep."
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"-This could take a while. -It could."
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"That night, for the first time, Big spent the night at my place."
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"I realized that neither of us would ever fundamentally change..."
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"...but we were talking about it."
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"And maybe that was the biggest change of all."
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"The next day my sheets stunk of cigars. I changed them immediately."
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"Across town, it was 2:00 a.m. and Miranda was no closer to sleeping."
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"-Hello. -Hey!"
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"Hi."
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"Sorry to wake you."
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"It's okay, I was awake."
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"Look, I don't wanna bug you."
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"Do me a favor. Go to the window."
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"Okay."
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"Now look up."
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"It's amazing, isn 't it?"
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"It's a blue moon. It's really rare."
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"I just wanted you to see it."
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"It was right then, that Miranda finally slowed down..."
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"...and gave into Steve."
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"Come over when you're done, okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"Night."
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"That night, Miranda and Steve made love."
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"Miranda was an hour late for work and didn't even notice."
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"Which explains why men in New York spend all their time looking at them."
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"Unfortunately, they need both of them looking straight ahead to survive."
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"This New York woman was pretty happy. I was seeing Big again."
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"Unfortunately, my New York guy was still seeing other women."
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"If checking out other women is the biggest problem, you're Iucky."
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"-If it's so small, he should be able to stop. -You can't change that about a man."
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"It's part of their genetic code, Iike farting."
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"Once you try to change a man, it's doomed. They won't budge."
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"I know, but you can subtly manipulate and cajole."
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"The things you can work on are hair and wardrobe."
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"-Even then, it's a constant battle. -I Iike the hair and wardrobe."
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"Then be happy. Honey, no man is perfect."
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"I'm not asking for perfection, I'm just Iooking for slight alterations."
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"Be careful with alterations."
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"While Samantha and I discussed the theory of change..."
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"...Miranda was going through it for real."
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"She had a new apartment, a new boyfriend..."
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"...and a new dating schedule that was killing her."
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"Hey. I'm sorry. I thought we'd be closing the bar earlier."
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"-You were asleep. -No, I'm up. Hi."
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"Come on in."
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"-Is that better? -That's better. Thank you."
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"How was your night?"
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"I don't know. I was asleep."
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"We were gonna close the bar at 2:00."
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"Then we got this big group of Japanese bankers came in."
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"And all they want is these big flaming drinks."
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"Then one of them got sick and...."
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"Never mind."
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"Morning."
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"Morning."
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