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Clips from Sex and the City - Old Dogs, New Dicks (S02E02)

"They say that the women in New York are the most beautiful women in the world."
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"The city is a veritable playground for men's roving eyes."
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"-You're gonna put me off my pretzel. -You must take Big the way he is."
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"If you pull the wrong thread, everything falls apart."
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"Come here. You okay?"
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"I'm sorry I was Iate."
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"Everything was great about Steve except for one thing."
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"Come here."
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"-Mike? -Yeah?"
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"No. Sure."
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"I don't need one that can make its own carrying case!"
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"Would you mind terribly if I smoked this, Iadies?"
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"Good."
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"You are very arrogant."
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"...when the little things you loved about the person become huge liabilities."
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"And you told me right to my face."
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"Yeah. I mean, it hurts. It takes a Iong time to heal."
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"Like 20 minutes?"
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"...which on Saturdays changes into drag queen bingo."
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"I really Iike him, but this morning thing is killing me."
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"It's bad enough we've never done it at night."
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"Actually, we're still dating."
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"-The Shar-Pei? -He's getting circumcised."
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"-Samantha? -Yes."
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"So do you."
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"Jake has two mommies."
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"There are other people here who need boards, Samantha."
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"Samantha?"
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"N-23."
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"A key?"
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"Come on."
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"That night, something else changed. Neither of us wanted to make love."
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"...I got my answer."
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"Okay, I know I've Iost a Iittle of my power."
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"But the thing is, the other night wasn't just about the cigar."
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"I hate that I don't have a key to your place. You've never spent the night at my place."
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"-I can't wait. -Me either."
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"God, you really turn me on."
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"You should go."
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"Much later that night, bolstered by coffee..."
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"I thought we could celebrate. I've had five cups of coffee."
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"But once I would Iike to do it at night, Iike other normal Homo sapiens."
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"-You had a window for sex? -I'm sorry, I'm a Iawyer. I get tired."
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"Even though she'd won her case, she'd also been left with all the damages."
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"A week later, Charlotte finally got her chance to break in the new merchandise."
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"I don't think I'm ready for this to be, you know, Iike a big thing."
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"Charlotte never saw Mike again."
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"She realized you can take the Shar-Pei out of the penis..."
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"-I hate that you eat oranges in my bed. -You do?"
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"They're sticky and they make the sheets stink."
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"And they did it again in the morning."
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"So maybe you can't change a man..."
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"...but once in a blue moon, you can change a woman."
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"I haven't done morning sex since college when I didn't have class till 11:00."
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"Maybe you should come up with a schedule."
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"A sex schedule? Very romantic!"
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"Surprise him at the bar wearing nothing but a trench coat and a smile."
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"That would be a happy hour."
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"I think that if you really believe in the relationship you should work at it."
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"This from a woman who dumped a guy over foreskin."
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"PIease tell me that we're not invited to the Bris."
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"Can I get another board, please?"
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"It's me, Brad."
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"Brad McColskey?"
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"Brad was a semi-professional hockey player..."
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"...Samantha had dated a few years back."
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"The only thing he was checking these days were his pants at the door."
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"Look at you, Miss Thing. You Iook fabulous."
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"-When did you start doing.... -About five years ago, right after you."
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"Maybe Samantha was wrong. Apparently, she could change a man."
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"-How are the kids? -Good. Jake is in second grade."
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"Take a chill pill, Miss Saigon!"
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"Gotta go. Enjoy the game."
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"Bingo!"
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"Two hours later, I was supposed to meet Big at his place."
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"Two and a half hours later, he showed up."
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"Sorry."
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"You're a half hour Iate. Your doorman thinks I'm a hooker."
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"-Did you make any money? -Not funny."
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"I hate waiting here for you."
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"There's a coffee shop around the corner you could have waited in."
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"-You know what? I'm gonna go. -Don't be pissed."
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"I'm pissed."
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"Come upstairs."
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"You know, if you gave me a key, I could wait upstairs next time."
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"Or you can stay at my place sometimes. It's easy to pick my Iocks."
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"Yeah, but then I Iike my bed."
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"Look at that service."
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"If this was all I was ever gonna get out of Big, was it enough for me?"
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"Then at 3:00 a.m., somewhere between sleep and waking..."
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"-Dammit! -What?"
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"-Are you all right? -No!"
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"-What the fuck? -My God!"
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"-What the hell was that? -You knocked me out of bed!"
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"-You didn't even know I was here! -I do now."
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"Why don't you break my arm the next time?"
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"AII right, Sugar Ray, the bed's all yours."
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"-Where you going? -To sleep on the couch."
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"-Wait, would you just Iet me explain? -Don't talk now. Bad to talk now."
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"But I couldn't sleep."
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"And at 4:00 a.m., I decided he couldn't sleep either."
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"It's ice for your face."
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"Yes, I can feel that."
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"I'm pretty sure that most women's magazines..."
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"...would say that what I just did was a very bad idea."
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"It never is."
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"You can't even make space for me in your bed."
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"And it's not your fault because I never say it."
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"So now I punched you. So now I have to say it."
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"So now I'm gonna say it."
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"I feel Iike I'm back in your Iife and nothing has really changed."
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"I know you can't change a man, and you definitely can't change a man Iike you."
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"But..."
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"...I still want..."
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"...something to change a Iittle bit..."
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"...for me."
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"Physical violence is never the answer."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"-Does it hurt? -Yes."
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"Look, I'm sure there are things you don't Iike about me."
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