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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Clean Room Infiltration (S08E08)

"20 hours. Oh, that's rough."
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"Not at all. Did you know that when you fly transcontinental"
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"I see you got engaged. Yes, we did."
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"Dad!"
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"Hey, Leonard. What's up?"
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"Yeah, okay."
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"I'll be there as soon as I can."
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"What's going on?"
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""Relax," he says. Yup. Bye."
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"♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus ♪"
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"♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪"
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"♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer ♪"
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"♪ Pulling on the reins... ♪"
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"♪ Bells are ringing, children singing ♪"
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"♪ All is merry and bright ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight... ♪"
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"Why'd you turn it off?"
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"Because in the last ten minutes, Santa came to town,"
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"kissed Mommy and ran Grandma over with a reindeer."
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"I had a drunk uncle who did all those things."
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"Nobody sings songs about him."
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"My uncle was accused of that, too."
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"It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma."
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"Okay, new subject."
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"Let's talk about presents."
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"What did you get Amy?"
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"Oh, we're not exchanging gifts."
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"Come on, Sheldon, you have to get her something."
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"Why should I?"
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"and yet, every year, she forces me to celebrate it."
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"At the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe,"
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"and she kissed me under it in public."
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"Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson."
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"How?"
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"Hmm. It'd have to be something heinous,"
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"something that makes her as miserable as she's making me."
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"Oh, I've got it."
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"I'm going to buy her a present."
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"Yeah, you're gonna have to walk me through that."
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"If I show up"
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"tonight with a present, and she doesn't have one for me,"
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"she'll feel terrible."
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"Then you're both sad?"
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"Maybe she'll feel so guilty,"
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"she'll never make me celebrate the holidays again."
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"So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present?"
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"That's right."
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"Okay, here's the plan."
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"I'm gonna put the food in the bag,"
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"A Slim Jim?"
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"Sure."
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"If the pigeon's stoned or a trucker."
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"I told you my plan."
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"Let's call Building Services and get help."
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"No, admit that you contaminated the clean room."
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"Because you do this kind of thing all the time,"
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"and then you try to cover it up."
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"What about when you flipped the Mars Rover,"
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"or almost drove off with that baby?"
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"until his mother punched me with her keys."
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"Fine, put the Slim Jim in the garbage bag."
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"Well, what if you said it"
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"Hey, what's going on? Oh."
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"Genius here wants to catch a bird"
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"Should have put it in the bag first."
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"So, if you don't mind me asking,"
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"do you think you might start dating again?"
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"It's much too soon for that."
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"Why? Do you know someone?"
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"I'll give you a call."
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"Wait. How much do you talk about Star Trek?"
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"about some traditional parlor games we can play."
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"Like what?"
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"Well, there's a fun one called Ball of Wool."
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"You take a ball of wool,"
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"Then people sit"
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"on opposite sides of the table"
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"and try to blow the wool off."
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"Sorry. She's taken, too."
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"You know what I think your problem is?"
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"You're jealous"
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"because you and I used to be"
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"best friends until Koothrappali came along."
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"Hey! Stay out of this."
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"You know, maybe I'm best friends with Raj"
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"because he doesn't think he's smarter than me."
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"Actually... I said, stay out of it!"
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"N-No. No, Raj, go ahead, say what you were gonna say."
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"All I'm gonna say is"
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"you guys need to stop this right now."
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"now I have to hear the two of you?"
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"And who cares who's smarter?"
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"you know, it's Christmas, let's say it's Howard."
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"Well, if you're so smart, you get the bird out."
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"No, you're the one who let him in."
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"How do you know it wasn't Leonard?"
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"No, it's not good enough."
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"I think the nicest gifts I've got from Howie"
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"Hmm."
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"Let's see, what do I know about Amy?"
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"as if she's playing along."
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"Wow, you really do love her."
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"I do."
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"Now, let's find the kind of gift"
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"You won!"
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"Certainly doesn't feel like it, does it?"
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"theme parties like this all the time."
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"Oh, I guess that's where Raj gets it from."
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"I was always working."
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"Hey, you know, Raj is dating"
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"a doctor who works a lot."
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"Him and his mom have a type."
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"All right, let me see if I've got this straight."
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"A picture of you on my lap"
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"is a way to punish your girlfriend"
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"for making you celebrate Christmas?"
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"Correct."
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"Santa thinks dating you may be punishment enough."
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"There's an argument for that."
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"But I want to make sure."
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