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Clips from The Simpsons - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love (S13E13)

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"D'oh!"
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"Then I'll have the sweet and sour rice."
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"Oh, very good."
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"Would you like that with the fragrant bee bellies or the cat noses?"
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"Neither, thank you."
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"No!"
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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
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""Every house has a bathroom. ""
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"I suppose you could come up with better fortune?"
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"Then I'd be making a difference."
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"They ruined my best fortune."
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""Your store is being robbed, Apu. ""
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"That was my thumb."
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"It's your fortune, sir."
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"Capital!"
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""You will find true love on Flag Day. " Why, it's Flag Day today."
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"I've gone five minutes without saying, "Well, I never!""
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"Damn that Pennybags!"
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"Between him and Scrooge McDuck, all the best ankle is taken!"
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"It's one of those nude female fire stations!"
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"I'd always be second place to some kitten stuck in a tree."
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"That fortune promised me true love."
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"This has been the worst Flag Day ever."
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"I told you we should've parked next to the curb."
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"Oh, thanks, but I still gotta give you the ticket."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, but you're really not my..."
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"I've never dated anyone who knew Calvin Coolidge."
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"Well, I've never dated anyone with their original hair and teeth."
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"You're a nice guy, Monty. You're always laughing and tenting your fingers."
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"Excellent."
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"So, what shall we do tomorrow? Go grousing?"
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"Actually, Monty, I..."
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"I've got some wonderful stereopticon images of the Crimean War."
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"Look, I had a lot of fun today,"
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"It's how old you feel in the humors."
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"Stop that dog! It has my gum!"
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"Oh! Yeah. Monty's a wild man!"
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"Wow. That was you?"
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"Well..."
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"because these days, you..."
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"New underpants? Homer, what are you up to?"
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"Well, don't look too hip. You don't want that girl falling for you."
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"These would stop Joan Collins herself!"
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"Constantly."
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"When we're not being kicked out"
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"Oh! Sorry."
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"All right, you're dismissed. I'll take it from here."
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"I've obtained a rare powerful aphrodisiac."
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"Wow."
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"Burns looks happy today."
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"Watch me take advantage of his good mood."
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"Living in a castle like a king"
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"Did you hear that? That "excellent" was excellent."
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"Can I have some ice cream? I finished my pizza."
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"Are you sure you want to do this so fast?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Gloria, say you'll marry me."
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"Nothing could spoil it. Absolutely nothing."
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"And, um, protect you."
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"Come on, baby. We can talk more at my hideout."
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"Let go of her, or I'll scream!"
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"Callooh! Callay! We're in luck!"
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"Well, this is my house."
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"Pistol Whip."
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"I don't understand."
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"She was my young sexy fiancée."
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"I think his name was Gustafson."
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"Ow!"
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"Let me guess. Now you're gonna start"
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"working him over with the brass knuckles."
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"You are so predictable."
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"Uh-huh."
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"My peepers don't lie."
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"Hey! Hey, I want that lawyer what wears the cowboy hat."
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"I think I can take him out, Chief."
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"We're in minute two of this standoff. What's the situation, Chief?"
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"Well, we have an officer sneaking around the house, Kent,"
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"That's what you said about the telemarketing scams."
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"Now step aside. I'll save Gloria myself."
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"Perhaps. But this monkey skeleton is in love!"
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"Who am I kidding? I'm just a feeble old man."
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"He did it! He saved her!"
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"Never forget, Homer."
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"There's no muscle stronger than the human heart."
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"Yes."
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"hair that can't be tamed,"
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"You mean a Vandyke?"
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"No, a Vandyke has a moustache, doesn't it?"
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"Are you talking about a soul patch?"
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"I love Chinatown,"
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"although I wish they'd stop picking on Tibet Town."
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"People buy them when they're small and cute."
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"Then they flush them down the toilet."
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"Uh, yeah. I'll have the shark butt with butt sauce."
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"Bart! Excellent choice, sir."
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"Is there any way we can enhance"
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"your dining experience by hurting an animal?"
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"Well, I knew that before I came in here."
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"A guy outside told me that."
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"Oh, these fortunes are terrible."
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"Is there a problem?"
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"They're supposed to predict stuff"
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"Well, with all due respect, sir,"
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"Easy."
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"Well?"
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"That's not bad. Come with me."
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"I should be in New York writing riddles on Popsicle sticks!"
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"I wrote, "Let a frown be your umbrella. ""
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"A frown is a much better umbrella than a smile!"
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"This gentleman here can write better fortunes"
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"than all of you put together."
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""The price of stamps will climb ever higher. ""
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"Very profound."
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"He's like a young me!"
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"Please! Yung Mee was a hack compared to this guy!"
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"You're hired."
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"Let's see. "You will invent a humorous toilet lid. ""
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""You will find true love on Flag Day. ""
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"Are you getting all this, Lisa?"
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