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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Troll Manifestation (S08E08)

"Oh, I did more than work out all the math."
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"You wrote a paper on my idea?"
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"I wrote a paper on our idea."
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"When did my idea become our idea?"
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"When I mixed it with Sheldony goodness"
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"and cooked it in the Easy-Bake Oven of my mind."
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"This is good."
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"Our idea is really good."
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"Well, the lightbulb in this oven is ridiculously bright."
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"You know, if no one's thought of this, yet,"
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"this could be a big deal."
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"Only way we'll know for sure is"
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"if we post it online to the pre-print server."
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"I have it ready to go, but I wasn't gonna do it without you."
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"Wow, it's all happening so fast."
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"Should we just sleep on it?"
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"We could, but we always run the risk"
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"of someone else beating us to the punch."
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"You're sure it's good?"
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"My name is right on there with yours."
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"That is a surefire mark of quality."
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"That might as well say "Directed by Joss Whedon"."
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"Okay, partner, let's do it."
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"Come on."
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"Click the mouse with me."
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"two..."
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"three..."
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"Click."
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"Well, we did it."
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"Yes, we did, my friend."
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"Is your tongue blue?"
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"Okay, movie night-- what do you want to watch?"
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"Whatever happened to that ape movie you were in?"
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"Oh, God."
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"I think I saw the director twirling a sign"
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"outside the Verizon store."
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"Search for it."
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"Wha... no."
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"No! Why?"
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"'Cause it would be fun to watch."
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"It would be humiliating."
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"Well, now we have two reasons."
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"Please, can we watch it?"
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"Please?"
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"Fine, but I'm telling you-- it's terrible."
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"Have you even seen it? No."
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"Well, maybe it turned out better than you think."
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"It really didn't."
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"Sheldon, this is superfluid helium."
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"Put this in your mouth,"
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"your tongue will freeze and break off."
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"Does it smell like blueberries?"
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"No."
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"Then we're probably okay."
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"Hey, your paper got mentioned"
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"on the Quantum Diaries physics blog."
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"Really?"
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"Wh-What'd they say?"
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"Uh, it's basically a summary of the theory,"
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"but there's a bunch of positive comments on the message board."
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"One calls it "insightful and innovative"."
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"We're insightful and innovative."
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"Ooh, nice to meet you, Mr. Insightful."
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"Uh, another one says, "The concept shows"
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"some real out-of-the-box thinking"."
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"How are you today,"
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"Mr. Can-You-Believe- These-Jack-Asses?"
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"Just dandy, Mr...."
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"I-Wish-I-Was- Better-At-Improv."
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"Read another one. Okay, okay. Uh..."
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""The analogy between space-time"
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"and a supercooled fluid is either meaningless or... false"."
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""I wish this blog would devote itself to real science"
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""instead of wasting our time with crackpot,"
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"wannabe theoreticians in a rush to publish"."
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"Who wrote that?"
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"It's anonymous,"
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"and user name "General Relativity.""
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"Well... I'm responding to it."
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"Uh, don't lower yourself to their level."
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"Look, I am simply"
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"going to defend our work, scientist to scientist."
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"And failing that,"
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"suggest that his mother enjoys a string"
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"Sheldon, my name's on that paper, too."
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"There's no upside to doing this."
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"He just left another comment."
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""Upon review, I've changed my mind about"
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""that space-time is like a superfluid. In fact,"
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""it's inspired me to come up with my own theory."
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""Maybe space-time is like two clowns"
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""with their heads in a bucket,"
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"much like Cooper and Hofstadter.""
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"Can I respond now?"
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"Do it."
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"You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
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"I'm about to show this guy just how horny I can be."
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"Somebody else do it."
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"Doctor, please help me."
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"I think I might be turning into a killer gorilla."
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"and not just a regular gorilla?"
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"and I just bit the fingers off your receptionist!"
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"Okay, we've seen plenty. No!"
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"Give me the remote."
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"Careful. She'll bite your fingers off."
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"Okay, well, I've been poking around the internet,"
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"What is it?"
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"Oh, just a video"
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"of Bernadette in a beauty pageant."
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"What?!"
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"Okay, I learned my lesson."
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"I haven't learned my lesson."
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"Hi. I'm Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski"
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"from Yorba Linda, California."
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"You look like a talking cupcake!"
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"And you should pick me"
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"for Miss California Quiznos 1999, because I want to..."
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"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna"
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"Really, really, really be Miss California Quiznos 1999!"
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