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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - New Kids on the Block (S11E11)

"I find it sadthat your generation"
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"is so damaged and cynical."
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"I hated that thing."
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"I mean, that's how collections start."
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"I wasn't crazy about the cat cozy, either."
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"But I never intended"
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"I mean, I was just gonna pin it on the cleaning lady."
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"Where's it at, Wonderbread?!"
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"Uh, I don't know whatyou're talking about,Mr. Tucker. I-I swear."
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"Mitchell: Okay. Okay."
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"Let's just, uh -- Let's all take a breath"
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"and just remember some of the basics of the law, okay?"
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"We're all innocent until proven guilty."
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"Take it from someonewho is packing one of --"
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"oh, dang it.Ooh, I left it in the kitchen."
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"Okay, stay right there."
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"This is lame. Let's bounce.Okay, no."
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"No one is bouncing until I get my figurine."
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"And..."
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"done!"
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"Oh, why?! Why?!"
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"How are they still awake?"
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"I tried the vacuum. I tried formula."
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"I tried everything."
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"Not quite."
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"It is time to break out..."
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"the big guns."
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"I knowHaley banned pacifiers,"
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"but I bought these"
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"when I thoughtshe was gonna be a fun mom."
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"Let's do it."
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"unless they see each other."
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"What the hell?"
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"Formula? Pacifiers?"
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"Are you kidding me?!"
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"for settling down my babies."
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"I have a lot to learn from you.""
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"Ohh, you!"
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"Those pacifiers have you written all over them."
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"Hmm."
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"Babies aren't supposed to smoke!"
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"How could you sneak behind my back like that?"
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"Well, you didn't."
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"grow up to be cat people."
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"I don't have any. That is the problem!"
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"Oh, do I?"
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"Because I keep waiting for them to kick in,"
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"And I don't think that they ever will."
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"Sweetie, of course you're meant to be a mom."
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"Listen, it is normal to feel overwhelmed. Really."
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"It -- The best parents are the ones who worry"
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"Wait, are the babies still on the couch?"
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"Oh, I'm sure they're fine."
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"It's locked. Babies start rolling over at this age."
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"Uh, it's inside, but I hid oneout here years ago."
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"It's in, um..."
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"Can't -- Can't find it."
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"Why did I spring for the good one?"
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"Haley! Haley, what are you doing?!"
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"It's impossible not to fall off of that roof!"
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"Poppy! George! Mommy's coming!"
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"Claire: Those sure look like mominstincts to me!"
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"You're a natural!"
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"And who's hanging the Christmaslights this year."
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"Yeah. Babies are up."
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"When you lie down in a Dog Bed by Stella,"
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"Was that any better?"
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"Where to begin,where to begin..."
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"And I know you've feltloved before."
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"So let's link those two ideasand try to get it this time."
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"Can I get some water first?"
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"I suppose."
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"You should make her drink it out of a dog bowl."
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"That seems over-the-line,but you were right."
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"This is working."
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"Hey, Alex. Kinda in the middleof something."
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"Okay. It's just that things are spiraling"
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"Oh."
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"Another fish. Thanks."
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"I'll...put it with the others."
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"We're still at this?Meter's running."
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"When you lie down in a Dog Bed by Stella,"
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"You have her right where you want her."
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"and then reel her in."
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"It won't be hard."
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"This is her best performance"
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"since that improv audience suggested "Jackée O.""
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"Alex: Yngvar does seem sweet."
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"Okay, that's enough. Wrap it up, kid."
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"Time to go home."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"I mean, I just needed your permission to admit it"
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"because part of me came down here to impress you."
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"So?"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"I mean, it's all you."
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"It's so electric."
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"What do you say we get a drink,Brown Eyes?"
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"straight into an unpaid internship."
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"Let's put a pin in that drink."
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"I wanna go again."
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"It took 63 more takes, but I got it."
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"When you lie downin a Dog Bed by Stella,"
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"you know you're loved."
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"You're a purebred. Stop acting like a mutt."
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"When you lie downin a Dog Bed by Stella,"
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"you know you're loved."
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"There's pain behind this."
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"They spayed you without your permission!"
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"It's your body! Who decided?! Again!"
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"When you lie downin a Dog Bed by Stella,"
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"you know you're loved."
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"Again! When you lie downin a Dog Bed by Stella,"
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"you know you're loved."
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"Anything you wanna try?"
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"Cameron: Garbage.That's what I'm looking at here."
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"Human garbage."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"It's just like my mom says --I'm nothin'."
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"I'm gonna join a gang,get a face tattoo."
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