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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - New Kids on the Block (S11E11)

"Uch, the book."
Modern Family (2009)
"What do you have against my book?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Dr. Goode is a celebratedpediatric life coach."
Modern Family (2009)
"And can you tone downthe negativity?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Chapter six says that it cancause an allergy to peanuts."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh-huh."
Modern Family (2009)
"I miss those."
Modern Family (2009)
"My research partner, Yngvar, doesn't speak English."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yngvar: Is me who did that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil: Guys!"
Modern Family (2009)
"So that can be a little annoying"
Modern Family (2009)
"having a research partner not speak your language,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but I could also try and learn his language,"
Modern Family (2009)
"which I have."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wake them, and I kill you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil: Uh-oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ah...Ah..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ruff! More Spanish."
Modern Family (2009)
"R-R-R-Ruff!"
Modern Family (2009)
"If this is role-playing,"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'd like to play the part of disgusted son."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm making a promo videofor my dog-bed company."
Modern Family (2009)
"And Stella's the star,of course."
Modern Family (2009)
"Today we're recordingher voice."
Modern Family (2009)
"And I am doing the Spanish version."
Modern Family (2009)
"Who's directing it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. Me, I guess."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow,that's a punch in the gut."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why, Manny? Do you want to direct it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why not?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Some of our best artistsstarted out making commercials."
Modern Family (2009)
"Am I better than Spike Jonze or Guillermo del Toro?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Listen, normally I would just"
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"cook up some fake reason why you couldn't direct it,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but in this case, I have a real excuse."
Modern Family (2009)
"Your old girlfriend, Sherry,"
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"is the voice of Stella."
Modern Family (2009)
"After she broke his heart when she got repulsed"
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"by the idea of getting married to him?"
Modern Family (2009)
"More overwhelmed than repulsed,"
Modern Family (2009)
"as I remember it."
Modern Family (2009)
"She's already on our website"
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"as Stella's voice."
Modern Family (2009)
"Changing that now"
Modern Family (2009)
"Like when they made"
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"my GPS lady British."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'd rather be lost"
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"than talked down to by a snob!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Please, Jay."
Modern Family (2009)
"I need to prove to myself that I'm over her,"
Modern Family (2009)
"that I can rise above itand be professional."
Modern Family (2009)
"Fine, but if your emotions"
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"get in the way of this production,"
Modern Family (2009)
"you will never work in dog-bed commercials again."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't worry."
Modern Family (2009)
"My only passion"
Modern Family (2009)
"is helping you realizeyour creative vision."
Modern Family (2009)
"By day's end, Sherry will be mine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no,which icon's birthday"
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"are we celebrating today?"
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"Uh, Lauren Bacall's."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're dropping tulips by her grave later,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but that's not what this is."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, I'm having some at-risk students over."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why, you ask? I'm good."
Modern Family (2009)
"I want them to know that even though"
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"the rest of the world's given up on them,"
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"I haven't."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want to just be their Vice Principal."
Modern Family (2009)
"I want to be their niceprincipal."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't believeyou let this happen.I didn't know there'd be wordplay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam asked me to speak tohis students as an Assistant DA,"
Modern Family (2009)
"give them the perspective of law enforcement."
Modern Family (2009)
"Truth is, I have been looking for an opportunity"
Modern Family (2009)
"to show off my new badge."
Modern Family (2009)
"Please don't be scratched!"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ With a banjo on my knee ♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't carewhat these kids did."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is cruel. I know."
Modern Family (2009)
"A vice principal that plays rock 'n' roll."
Modern Family (2009)
"Am I a little different? Yes, I am."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm not like the other adults in your life"
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"that are just waiting for you to mess up"
Modern Family (2009)
"so they can point the finger at you."
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"I don't want to finger a bunch of kids."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's not how I get my jollies."
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"Cam. Cam."
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"I know what it's like."
Modern Family (2009)
"I had issues in school,"
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"and I was fingered left and right."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, Mitchell, should we be recording this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yes, no one's gonna believe me."
Modern Family (2009)
"How long is this gonna take,Mr. Tucker?"
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"Here at my house"
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"call me Cam."
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"Okay?"
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"And this is Mitchell."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's an Assistant District Attorney,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and he is our guest speaker."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's so white he's see-through."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"They're all that stand between order and chaos."
Modern Family (2009)
"And those who violate those laws"
Modern Family (2009)
"wind up staring at the business end of --"
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"Cam: It's gone!"
Modern Family (2009)
"What,the spotlight on you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, my porcelain clown figurine."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's supposed to be on this table."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's always on this table."
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"One of youstole it!"
Modern Family (2009)
"And on Lauren Bacall's birthday?"
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"Cam. Cam. R-Relax."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, isn't the whole pointof today not to prejudge them?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, please, Mitchell. They're trash."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know it. They know it."
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"Everybody knows it."
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Welcome home, my sweet babies ♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ After escrow, get the key"
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