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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - Those Are Strings, Pinocchio (S03E03)

"but the deer population in this town is reaching monstrous proportions."
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"Not this again."
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"- He's always going on about the deer. - Leave 'em alone, Taylor."
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"But they're taking over the town. We need to institute partial elimination."
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"- Partial elimination? - You wanna kill the little romping Bambi's?"
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"People, do I have to detail the problems that these deer cause?"
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"Lyme disease, auto accidents, plane accidents."
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"- We have flying deer? - Oh, that's scary."
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"Yeah. Those ones you can snuff."
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"But the worst problem is the crop loss."
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"Dean, hand me the blow-up please."
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"Hey, Dean, he's paying you for all this, right?"
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"Really, how much?"
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"People, this is a randomly chosen but typical landscaped area in the town"
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"that was denuded by these ruminant pests."
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"- Randomly chosen? - Taylor, that's your backyard."
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"This is a little self-serving."
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"Taylor, no one else has a "Kiss the Gardener" sign."
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"This is a trumped up problem."
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"So none of you are interested in addressing this scourge?"
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"- A controlled hunt. - Guns?"
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"- Not guns, wolves. - What?"
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"I say that we defer this unsavory topic for another year."
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"Aye!"
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"Taylor's opposed. Meeting adjourned."
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"I missed the whole thing?"
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"Yes, and I'm still semi-grounded,"
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"Well, hurry and show me your prom pictures."
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"- These are them. - Lane, how many did you take?"
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"- What's this? - Our chicken piccata."
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"- Ah, and this? - Our chicken piccata after one bite."
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"So, don't tell me, two bites?"
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"Okay, I think I can follow this."
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"Gotta run. Keep 'em in order."
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"I will."
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"Taylor's paying you to do all this work, isn't he?"
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"He knows I need money, so he's helping me out with extra stuff to do."
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"- He's a good guy. - Yeah, he is a good guy."
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"A very good guy. So how are the old wedding plans?"
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"They're fine."
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"You know, my mom's held about a million weddings at the inn"
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"and I've worked on a lot of them, so I'm a fountain of useful tips."
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"Good."
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"For instance, your photographer,"
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"have him take candid photographs along with the other ones,"
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"Candid, okay."
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"And if the ring bearer is younger than five years-old."
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"My nephew, he's three."
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"Don't give him the ring until the last second"
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"because I have seen many a ring swallowed,"
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"and well, it takes a couple days to get it back."
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"Good point."
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"It's actually been kind of overwhelming."
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"I mean, you have to rent the hall like a year in advance."
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"Yeah, it is. And then there's a lot of stuff that we have to buy, too, for our place."
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"Oh yeah, about that. Come on, sit."
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"- What's this? - Your wedding gift."
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"What?"
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"You can get anything you want, but I've marked a bunch of pages"
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"with stuff that I think would be most appropriate,"
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"and I just wanted to get in early so I'd be the first one"
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"to get you a blender, not the third one."
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"This has everything."
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"I'd recommend the mixing bowls, those are really nice."
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"Or a knife set and a sharpener. Sharpening's very important."
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"I learned that from Sookie. If you leave 'em too long, it's too late."
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"Respect your knives."
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"- Thanks, Rory. - You're welcome."
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"So just look through it with Lindsay and pick out what you want and I'll order it."
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"I will."
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"Bye, Rory."
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"Maybe we should bring it in a bit more."
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"Oh sure, but first we'll have to use a medieval torture instrument to crush my ribs"
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"and flatten my spinal cord in order to accommodate your sadistic wish there."
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"Don't use subtlety on us. We're slow."
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"I think she's saying that we don't need to bring it in anymore."
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"Take it off, you're done."
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"- and you know what, I'm nervous. - Which place?"
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"They want me to be their executive chef four nights a week."
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"God, I can't imagine working someplace else. And without my Lorelai!"
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"But it's only a few months until the Dragonfly opens, right?"
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"- I was waiting for an opportunity. - To tell me what?"
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"Which apparently is right now."
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"Okay, hon, listen."
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"We're not buying the Dragonfly."
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"- What? - It's just not the right time."
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"- You're crazy. It's the perfect time. - Not really."
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"But if you wait, someone else is gonna buy it. You said so yourself."
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"That's okay. I'll see you later."
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"Mom, why put it off?"
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"I mean, I know the Independence Inn closing is a setback."
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"But we've got the rest of Grandpa's money, that's plenty to buy the Dragonfly Inn,"
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"It would take a lot of scrimping."
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"Well, I'm a master scrimper. I would make the Olympic scrimping team."
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"- I'm that good, boy. - Honey, we didn't get financial aid for Yale."
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"- What? - No scholarships, no hardship money,"
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"no money-off coupons, no gift certificates, nothing."
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"I don't understand, what happened?"
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"Well, irony of ironies, the money I got from your grandpa"
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"took us out of the running for financial aid 'cause it made it look like we have money."
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"Well, send them proof - a bank statement, a letter from Grandpa."
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"Here, take a picture of this couch -"
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"no one will think we have money after looking at this couch."
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"- I tried everything, I swear. - Why didn't you tell me this?"
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"With everything that's going on, finals and all your personal stuff,"
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"- I didn't want you worrying. - But Grandpa's money -"
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"- Is paying for Yale. - No! No way!"
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"I'll take a student loan out from the bank. That's what banks are for."
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"Honey, I don't want you to be buried by loans the day you graduate from college."
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"then I'll major in something that'll immediately make me a lot of money"
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"when I graduate. I'll major in business or engineering."
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"It's our lack."
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"Look, if you need to work as a low-paid intern for a magazine"
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"or a stringer for some small-town newspaper"
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"or Tom Brokaw's toupee comber-outer"
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"before you make real money, then that's what you'll do."
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"- There has to be another way. - I've looked. There's nothing."
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"This is so not fair to you."
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"I'll have my own inn one day, I promise. But Yale comes first."
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"- What are you gonna do now? - Rail at God for awhile."
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