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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - Those Are Strings, Pinocchio (S03E03)

"- Sorry, got travel plans of my own. - Really?"
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"Yup, I'm closing down the diner for a couple of weeks"
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"We're driving through Western Canada and then taking a cruise up to Alaska."
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"- A cruise? - Intimate."
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"I guess."
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"- Is it? - The Love Boat."
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"What?"
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"A cruise is a good spot to get down on one knee."
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"And do my ventriloquist act?"
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"You don't now, but after you've had dinner at Captain Stubing's table"
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"and Isaac's served you up a couple of mojitos."
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"Romantic cruises say commitment, my friend."
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"I am not committing and I am not proposing, so drop it."
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"- Okay, it's dropped. - Really drop it."
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"- Did I not just say it's dropped? - Heard it with my own ears."
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"Thank you."
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"The Love Boat."
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"If you'd get a radio in here, I wouldn't have to do that."
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"Okay, so your graduation is Wednesday at four, correct?"
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"You know, you really don't have to go to it, Luke."
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"I want to. I feel like I've been through this whole Chilton thing with you."
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"Okay, good, I want you there."
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"Good. So what do you want?"
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"- Are you hungry? - I'm just sore."
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"Hey, wait, don't leave these."
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"My left foot hurts. My right foot hurts. Carry me."
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"- No, you carry me. - Come on."
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"- What is taking him so long? - I don't know. Luke, come on!"
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"Oh, god, I walked right into a cobweb."
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"- It was a really big cobweb. - Terrible. So what's the story?"
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"- Is there a spider on me? - Suck it up, big guy, and tell us the scoop."
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"- It's not so bad. - So it's not so good."
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"Not so bad is not so good."
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"- No, really, it's not bad. The floors... - Are rotted!"
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"- I knew it. They need to be replaced. - It's a disaster."
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"The floors are fine. They need refinishing,"
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"but they're really nice quartersawn oak floors."
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"What about the roof?"
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"- The roof... - Is shot?"
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"- It's caving in. - The walls, too?"
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"Along with our hopes and dreams."
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"No, the roof is fine. Some shingles need replacing,"
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"but that looks like the extent of it."
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"- Almost done here, folks. - Great, Kirk. You find any mold?"
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"You mean, did I find any silent death?"
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"- Not so far, no. - Good."
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"I did tell you about the dangers of mold, right? And Ed McMahon's dog?"
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"Yes, you did."
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"Suffered memory loss due to mold infestation."
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"- Forgot how to sit. - Yes, it was horrible."
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"It's a growth industry right now, pardon the pun."
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"Mold is money."
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"I just wish I wasn't so scared of finding it."
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"- Well, don't look too hard then. - Thanks."
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"So, what's the final prognosis, Luke? We're not buying a money pit, are we?"
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"You're gonna spend money, but it's not a pit. Might be a steal."
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"It's a steal!"
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"We are such great businesswomen."
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"Once you start work, you can probably have this place up"
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"and running in four or five months."
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"Which will give the Independence Inn owners plenty of time to find our replacements."
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"We could be running our own inn in less than a year."
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"What's the matter Kirk? Mold?"
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"No, mouse!"
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"We all knew that our education at Chilton would be exemplary,"
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"Cody and Debbie, love you, too."
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"The faculty, the administrative staff."
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"Even our janitorial staff - Jaime and Joachim."
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"I can't count the number of times you guys made me laugh..."
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"Jaime and Joachim aren't even getting a copy of this. She's maroon."
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"It's the end of the year, people get nostalgic."
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"So, how's your valedictorian speech coming along?"
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"Oh, it's okay. Pretty standard. Boring."
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"'We love the school, blah blah blah.'"
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"Relax, I'm okay with you making valedictorian over me."
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"Sure."
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"I actually googled the personal histories of Ivy League valedictorians"
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"going back twenty-five years, and found some enlightening statistics."
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"They don't necessarily do too well in later life, did you know that?"
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"A lot of business failures, crumbled marriages, suicides, obesity."
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"A bunch died in car crashes, several did time,"
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"one suffocated when his cat fell asleep on his face."
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"Okay, well, thanks again."
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"Okay, A/V geek, just pan my body nice and slow."
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"- Why? - Yeah, why?"
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"Because I'll never look better than I do now."
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"Come on ladies, we don't have all day."
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"A/V geek, I'm going to need six minutes."
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"- You're only allowed two. - Rolling!"
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"Rolling."
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"Fellow Chilton seniors, it's been quite a year..."
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"I hate this."
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"One guest. In the whole inn, one guy."
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"It's especially awful handling guest towels"
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"when you know exactly which guests the towels belong to."
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"It's his mites on those towels."
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"Don't be gross."
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"Well, what about me? I've got no kitchen."
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"I'm a chef. My skills are deteriorating."
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"I need to frickin' fry a dead animal in a skillet. I'm going nuts."
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"- I should've been a dancer. - What?"
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"My mother put me in dance school and I rebelled,"
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"I wanted to kick the football. I should not have."
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"I've seen you dance and you jump around like a duck."
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"You know, I'm getting mighty sick of you."
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"Not as sick as I am of you."
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"You know what, you do his towels. I'm not doing his towels anymore."
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"I'm not doing his stupid towels. I hate that stupid guy"
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"with his stupid newspaper. He's stupid."
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"Yo, guys, no bickering in front of the guest."
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"Tell it to Deney Terrio here. I should've been a dancer."
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"Lorelai, how long can we keep this up?"
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"Keep what up?"
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"We have one guest,"
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"most of the staff is laid off, I am doing mite towels,"
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"and the owner's son is walking around with a bunch of men in suits."
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"Yeah, John's here. That can't be good."
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"John is here looking things over for the renovation"
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"that will reopen all the closed rooms so we can be up and running again."
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"Stop worrying."
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