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Clips from Ted Lasso - Make Rebecca Great Again (S01E01)

"that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy."
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"Wow."
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"What the fuck did you say to me, bruv?"
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"You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough."
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"There's a way to be intimidating without being physical."
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"I hope you don't mind me saying."
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"Um..."
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"-Sam. -Oh, no."
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"You're constantly getting beat on the wings."
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"It's 'cause you're indecisive."
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"You second-guess more than a shitty psychic."
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"The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts"
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"is goddamn Nelson Mandela."
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"You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit."
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"Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes?"
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"What?"
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"Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no."
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"No."
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"Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian?"
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"Yeah."
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"-Uh, Rojas. -Whoo! Roast me, amigo."
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"All right. You say that football is life, right?"
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"Football is life."
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"-Yeah, well, then your defense is death. -Oh!"
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"The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw."
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"Oh!"
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"-Yeah. -Tough but fair."
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"Right. Roy."
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"Go on. Say what you're gonna say."
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"Don't read it."
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"Say it to my face."
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"The great Roy Kent."
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"You're old now."
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"And slow. And your focus drifts."
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"But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are."
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"That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league."
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"But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy."
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"I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass."
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"You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake."
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"But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play."
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"And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself."
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"Ooh!"
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"-Yes, Ted! Yeah! -Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent."
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"Kent was absolutely brilliant today."
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"He was like a man possessed."
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"Yeah!"
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"We know we are, we're sure we are."
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"We're Richmond till we die."
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"We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah."
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"-Ted! -Hey!"
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"-Congratulations. -Thanks, boss."
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"Could I, uh, just introduce you to--"
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"We know we are, we're sure we are..."
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"-I didn't know you were here. -Surprise!"
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"I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend."
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"Oh, yeah? How come?"
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"'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV."
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"Oi! Listen up!"
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"None of you are going back to the hotel tonight."
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"'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us!"
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"So, we're going out, we're celebrating,"
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"Roy! Roy! Where are we going?"
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"Keeley?"
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"Well, Liverpool has much to offer."
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"From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of..."
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"-I said maybe -Said maybe"
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"You're gonna be the one that saves me"
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"Saves me"
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"Thank you, Richmond FC!"
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"So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then?"
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"'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears"
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"and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski."
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"-It's so good to see you, Sass. -You too, Stinky."
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"God. You know, today would've been my--"
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"Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here?"
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"Mate, I'm so sorry."
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"I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora."
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"I really am."
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"Thank you for saying that."
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"Mm."
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"God, that man took so much from me."
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"No."
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"Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in."
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"But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own."
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"You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling."
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"Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong."
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"I'll always be your biggest defender,"
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"but you have to own up to the part that you played."
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"You're right."
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"Course I'm right. I'm always right."
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"You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse."
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"There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me."
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"-No! -As if!"
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"Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now."
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"Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next."
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"-What? -Yeah."
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"No, I didn't put a song in."
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"Well, then someone else must've done it for you."
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"Who could've done that?"
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"See? You are an arse."
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"Caught in a bad romance"
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"Gaga, ooh-la-la"
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"All right, who's next?"
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"Me, me, me."
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"Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here."
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"That is me! She's talking about me!"
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"I love you."
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"The snow glows white On the mountain tonight"
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"Not a footprint to be seen"
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"A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen"
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"The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside"
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"Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried"
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"Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be"
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"Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know"
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"Well, now they know"
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"Let it go, let it go"
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"Turn away and slam the door"
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"I don't care what they're going to say"
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