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Clips from NewsRadio - Freaky Friday (S05E05)

"Oh, what's that? Sharecropping."
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"Sir. Come on, sir. You're..."
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"Sure, yeah. I used to be. I used to be $7 billion"
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"You know what I was thinking?"
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"I was-- I was thinking"
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"Something I'm interested in. Of course, you could."
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"Put my nose to the grindstone and build it from the ground up."
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"Yeah. Get enough money to buy myself"
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"a new spear gun and hunt down Matthew."
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"Oh, sure I do. Yeah."
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"All right. Well, yes, yes. We all want to kill Matthew,"
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"but what good would it do?"
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"It would-- It would make him dead."
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"Yeah, that one. Yeah. That and that. Yeah. Perfect."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I didn't know exactly which cookies you wanted,"
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"so I grabbed them all. Is that okay?"
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"Yeah, I don't even know that guy."
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"and he wrestled me right into this pantry."
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"Okay. That's fine. I'm sorry. And you, who are you?"
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"I'm with the, uh, Record and Tape Club."
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"Chi Chi?"
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"Yes, gone. Gone quick."
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"No forwarding address. Really sorry."
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"Can you help me stash these?"
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"I think I saw someone following me."
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"Chi Chi Rodriguez, I presume?"
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""Wolfman Jack", "Tokyo Rose""
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""Your Momma.""
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"That's one of my favorites. You know, Beth,"
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"No, it's okay. It's all right. You know what? It's okay."
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"The user or the pusher?"
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"Oh, I see. I see. I'm the villain, right?"
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""Dr. Doom"?"
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"Oh, all right. I-I give up."
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"No, no. I would like to prosecute you."
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"But to tell you the truth, the cost of your litigation"
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"would be so much more than we could ever hope to recover."
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"on two-- Two conditions."
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"And two, don't tell anybody else how you scammed us."
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"We cannot afford that."
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"Okay. Oh, I have to make that check out."
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"Uh, Beth. Okay, Beth."
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"Beth what?"
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"Okay, cash. There you go."
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"Now I can afford to buy a CD player. Whoo."
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"Yeah. Not only am I-- Am I back,"
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"Meaning? Meaning I'm back in business."
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"Hey. Congratulations, Mr. James."
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"I knew you had another comeback in you."
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"Yeah, thanks. Thanks a lot."
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"Actually, I just came back to forgive Matthew."
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"Really? Mm-hm."
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"Yeah, so where is the freak?"
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"Is it safe?"
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"Hi, Mr. James. Come here for a second."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just come here. Come here."
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"Hey, hey, hey. You know what?"
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"What? I forgive you."
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"Thank, God, Mr. James. [SIGHS]"
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"I know you were. that you weren't gonna,"
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"you know, ever forgive me."
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"[GASPS] Uh-huh."
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"Can't breathe."
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"Everything going black."
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"Yeah. Mr. James,"
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"I don't think his rib cage"
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"can take that much forgiveness."
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"Oh, I think it can."
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"I found out what the freak did with your money."
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"Don't care. Still forgiving him."
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"No, you don't understand. You're still rich."
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"What?"
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"It seems your cell phone bill has a $7 billion credit."
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"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got my fortune back?"
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"Yeah. Freak, what did you do?"
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"I just paid some bills."
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"Okay, all right."
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"Okay. It doesn't matter."
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"As long as I got my fortune back, I'm happy."
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"Hey, Dave, is it-- Is it 5:00 yet?"
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"No, sir. It's only 4:00. Yeah, it is. I'm buying."
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"Let's go. Come on, son. Come on."
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"I'll get drunk."
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"I'll catch up."
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"Max."
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"I see you ate that tuna sandwich"
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"overnight."
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"Uh-huh. Well. Max, I think you've suffered enough."
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"Your break room privileges are restored."
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"[GROANING]"
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"Psych."
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"And so I told him, "You're not gonna pay that much,"
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"asking to go to the zoo?"
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"Finally."
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""Dear Ms. Rodriguez."
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"A good one what?"
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"Well, it's break room property. So now it's mine."
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"and a couple of people were buried underground for days?"
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"and you are going to like it, okay?"
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"Anything you want, she can get in like five seconds."
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"Easy on the virgin."
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"Mm-hm. Mm. She is a wonder."
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"Dude, what are you doing? What? What?"
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"Hey, Mr. James. Still online trading for Matthew?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"I got a bunch of CDs. Not interested."
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"You have to take 5700 other CDs. Who?"
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"of maybe starting a new business, you know?"
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"Chi Chi. Oh, yes. Chi Chi."
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"So I'm offering you this check for $1000"
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"Okay, look. I am not smart."
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"You still looking to unload those CDs, Beth?"
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"that I left out"
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"Oh, my God."
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"[♪]"
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"I mean, really. Who's guilty here, huh?"
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"'Cause I was so afraid"
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"Rusty Bedsprings."
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"Oh..."
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