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Clips from NewsRadio - Freaky Friday (S05E05)

"I'm offering my services for free."
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"Don't say you don't see my name, it's written over."
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"you're banned from the break room."
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"No, he paid that much and I liked it."
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"Oh, okay. Uh, permission to leave the office"
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"to spend the day at the zoo?"
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"I am so a little stressed out."
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"You and me. Let's switch jobs for a day."
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"All right."
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"It's from the Record and Tape Club."
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"It sounds like somebody at the club went insane."
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"To get the 19 CDs for a penny."
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"Plus shipping and handling. Yeah."
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"It's an intriguing little scam. Yes."
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"Well, you're like the Imelda Marcos of CDs."
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"Can I get a soda? Soda please?"
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"Have you forgotten the break room is off limits?"
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"A friend gave it to me."
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"A friend whose identity I shall never divulge."
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"MATTHEW: Let me tell you something, J.P."
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"Send him right in!"
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"Right this way. Thanks."
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"Yeah. Well, we like it."
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"What?"
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"That's a loaded spear gun!"
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"I know. I'm not a complete idiot."
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"Maybe I am a complete idiot."
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"What are you working on, Mr. James?"
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"day trading on-line in Matthew's name."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That dress you wore to the Christmas party last year."
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"of Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits."
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"Well, that must be like the one button I didn't mash."
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"I'd love to hang out with you, but I got some stuff to do so--"
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"Oh, yeah, me too. Because, you know,"
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"Okay. Solitaire, solitaire..."
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"COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Would you like to play a game?"
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"Ah. Cat toys."
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"Mr. CEO?"
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"Oh, that's funny."
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"You mean, "Mary Ann"?"
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"But you're welcome to borrow that 200 if you like."
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"[♪]"
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"Seven billion dollars, gone."
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"If there's ever any-- Any way I can pay you back, you know--"
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"Joe, I could use some-- I need some help here."
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"I'm trying to lock Mr. James in."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"You!"
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"Aaagh!"
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"[YELLING]"
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"[YELLING]"
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"by the record police. Come on."
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"She needs to dump an assload of CDs."
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"Yes, we have a deal."
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"Psych."
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"You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm--"
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"what are your plans, sir? Are you--"
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"more than a sharecropper. But now, without my money,"
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"I'm just another unemployed Jeff Foxworthy fan."
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"Nothing."
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"Brilliant. That's-- You-- Excuse me."
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"You just gave him my lunch."
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"I just walked through those doors right here"
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"My name is Randy Starks. Hi."
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"I'm looking for a Chi-Chi Rodriguez."
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"I also assume I'm meeting "Aunt Jemima,""
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"you don't have to say anything. No, no."
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"Just, you know, arrest me. I couldn't help myself."
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"One, leave us alone."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Oh. Okay, great. Who would I make that out to?"
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"I don't have a last name."
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"Just make it out to cash."
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"And do not send us any more of those pennies."
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"Hey, there, Lisa."
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"Ah. Mr. James, you're back."
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"I'm back in business."
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"I'm working my way back to financial prominence."
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"Oh. Matthew?"
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"Oh, God. [LAUGHS]"
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"Ah. [GROANS]"
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"Under a lamp."
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"Oh, God."
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"[♪]"
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"We don't need a science reporter."
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"Yes. That's just so you can beam your messages out to space."
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"That's a lucky guess."
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"Max, that's my sandwich."
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"Really?"
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"Hm, I don't see your name on it."
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"Well, I still don't see your name on the actual sandwich."
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"Well, that's my milkshake."
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"Well, I thought you abandoned it."
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"I put it in the fridge 45 minutes ago."
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"Yeah. Well, if you left me in the fridge for 45 minutes,"
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"I'd feel abandoned."
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"Max, that refrigerator"
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"is not your private hunting ground."
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"I know."
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"I prefer to think of it as a public game preserve"
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"where every man is free to take his best shot."
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"You've been stealing lunches for months."
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"I have a glandular disorder. Show some mercy."
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"Max, I think we've shown you"
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"a little bit too much mercy, all right?"
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"So as of this moment,"
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"your break room privileges are suspended."
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"What?"
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"Until you learn to respect people's property"
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"No."
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"No."
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"No!"
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""you're not gonna pay that much."
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""Well, you are gonna pay that much"
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"and you are gonna like it.""
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"You know what happened then?"
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"He paid that much and he liked it?"
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"No, no, no."
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"I was the one that liked it."
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