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Clips from Diff'rent Strokes (1978) - Movin' In (S01E01)

Willis, if I lose my head, there goes all the brains we got between us.

"Willis, if I lose my head, there goes all the brains we got between us."

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living in a place with 200-year-old chairs.

"living in a place with 200-year-old chairs."

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Suppose I sit on one and it breaks?

"Suppose I sit on one and it breaks?"

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Willis, you heard the man.

"Willis, you heard the man."

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The older it gets, the more it's worth.

"The older it gets, the more it's worth."

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He probably breaks them and takes them right to the bank.

"He probably breaks them and takes them right to the bank."

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Arnold, when they was passing the brains out,

"Arnold, when they was passing the brains out,"

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you forgot to take a number.

"you forgot to take a number."

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We're goin' back to Harlem and that's that.

"We're goin' back to Harlem and that's that."

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Where are we gonna live in Harlem?

"Where are we gonna live in Harlem?"

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With the Thomases.

"With the Thomases."

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Yeah, eight people, one room, one bathroom.

"Yeah, eight people, one room, one bathroom."

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Arnold, after Papa died,

"Arnold, after Papa died,"

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who was it that looked after you while Mama worked?

"who was it that looked after you while Mama worked?"

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You did, Willis.

"You did, Willis."

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Well, now, I'm your mama and your papa.

"Well, now, I'm your mama and your papa."

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And I say 7:00 a.m. tomorrow morning, we split.

"And I say 7:00 a.m. tomorrow morning, we split."

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Can't we split after breakfast?

"Can't we split after breakfast?"

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No.

"No."

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Willis, I know you're my brother and I'd do what you say,

"Willis, I know you're my brother and I'd do what you say,"

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but I got feelings about things, too. I think you're wrong.

"but I got feelings about things, too. I think you're wrong."

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Well, just don't go spilling to anybody that we're leaving tomorrow,

"Well, just don't go spilling to anybody that we're leaving tomorrow,"

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or you won't even get dinner tonight.

"or you won't even get dinner tonight."

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Fellas, I've got some great news.

"Fellas, I've got some great news."

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I just managed to get tickets for the circus, 8:00 tomorrow night.

"I just managed to get tickets for the circus, 8:00 tomorrow night."

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Hey, that's real... We can't go.

"Hey, that's real... We can't go."

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I do?

"I do?"

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Yeah, you got tired blood.

"Yeah, you got tired blood."

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Now, that's no excuse. I've got tired blood, too.

"Now, that's no excuse. I've got tired blood, too."

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Yeah, it goes to sleep an hour before I do.

"Yeah, it goes to sleep an hour before I do."

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Any chance seeing that circus at a different time?

"Any chance seeing that circus at a different time?"

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Well, what time would you prefer?

"Well, what time would you prefer?"

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How about 6:00 tomorrow morning?

"How about 6:00 tomorrow morning?"

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Now, Arnold, you know that that's impossible.

"Now, Arnold, you know that that's impossible."

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Well, we'll just have to do it another time.

"Well, we'll just have to do it another time."

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Anyway, Saturday night, we have tickets

"Anyway, Saturday night, we have tickets"

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to the Knicks-Lakers basketball game.

"to the Knicks-Lakers basketball game."

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Hey, that's... We can't go to that, either.

"Hey, that's... We can't go to that, either."

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Saturday night, we gotta go to our friend's birthday party.

"Saturday night, we gotta go to our friend's birthday party."

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Which friend is that, Willis?

"Which friend is that, Willis?"

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The one with the birthday.

"The one with the birthday."

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Yeah, that's him, all right.

"Yeah, that's him, all right."

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I get the impression you're going to turn down

"I get the impression you're going to turn down"

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every suggestion I make before I can even suggest it.

"every suggestion I make before I can even suggest it."

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But I'm still going to make one final suggestion.

"But I'm still going to make one final suggestion."

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What's that?

"What's that?"

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That you reconsider my other two suggestions.

"That you reconsider my other two suggestions."

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Mrs. Garrett, if I told you that Arnold and Willis

"Mrs. Garrett, if I told you that Arnold and Willis"

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turned down a chance to see the circus,

"turned down a chance to see the circus,"

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and a Knicks-Lakers basketball game, what would you say?

"and a Knicks-Lakers basketball game, what would you say?"

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I'd say I'm available for both events.

"I'd say I'm available for both events."

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You know something,

"You know something,"

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I have a feeling that my new tenants are planning to leave.

"I have a feeling that my new tenants are planning to leave."

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I guess I just haven't been able to make them feel like they're part of the family.

"I guess I just haven't been able to make them feel like they're part of the family."

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Well, may I suggest something, sir?

"Well, may I suggest something, sir?"

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Oh, please do.

"Oh, please do."

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The way to do it is to have a little fun with them. Family fun.

"The way to do it is to have a little fun with them. Family fun."

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In my family, fun was sitting around counting our money.

"In my family, fun was sitting around counting our money."

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I never had any fun till I was old enough to count.

"I never had any fun till I was old enough to count."

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You keep laughing like that and you'll get another raise.

"You keep laughing like that and you'll get another raise."

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Oh, well, I'll tell ya,

"Oh, well, I'll tell ya,"

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our family fun was entertaining each other.

"our family fun was entertaining each other."

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Like after dinner, someone would sing

"Like after dinner, someone would sing"

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and someone would do something else,

"and someone would do something else,"

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and then I'd dance ballet in my little tutu.

"and then I'd dance ballet in my little tutu."

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Say, there's a thought.

"Say, there's a thought."

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My tutu has turned into a tutu by 4-4.

"My tutu has turned into a tutu by 4-4."

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You've still given me a good idea.

"You've still given me a good idea."

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I've got a terrific way to surprise the boys tonight.

"I've got a terrific way to surprise the boys tonight."

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Get Kimberly, and I'm gonna tell you both what I'm going to do.

"Get Kimberly, and I'm gonna tell you both what I'm going to do."

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Now, that's what I call an excellent meal.

"Now, that's what I call an excellent meal."

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I can't wait to get rid of these dumb braces.

"I can't wait to get rid of these dumb braces."

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I'm tired of making sparks with my fork.

"I'm tired of making sparks with my fork."

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Willis, where are you going?

"Willis, where are you going?"

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To our room. Come on, Arnold.

"To our room. Come on, Arnold."

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Well, you don't want to miss family fun time.

"Well, you don't want to miss family fun time."

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Family fun time? What channel is that on?

"Family fun time? What channel is that on?"

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That's an old Drummond tradition.

"That's an old Drummond tradition."

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We all get together after dinner and we have fun entertaining each other.

"We all get together after dinner and we have fun entertaining each other."

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Oh, leave that for now, Mrs. Garrett, it's family fun time.

"Oh, leave that for now, Mrs. Garrett, it's family fun time."

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Here come the clowns!

"Here come the clowns!"

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Please, be seated.

"Please, be seated."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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by the world's greatest magician, the great Drummondo.

"by the world's greatest magician, the great Drummondo."

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Young man, would you please be my assistant?

"Young man, would you please be my assistant?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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I have here in my hand a $10 bill.

"I have here in my hand a $10 bill."

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Which in some countries is worth as much as 65 cents.

"Which in some countries is worth as much as 65 cents."

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I'm gonna make the $10 bill disappear.

"I'm gonna make the $10 bill disappear."

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Abracadabra, abracadabra. It is gone.

"Abracadabra, abracadabra. It is gone."

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Come on. Arnold took it. That ain't no trick.

"Come on. Arnold took it. That ain't no trick."

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The trick is to get the $10 back from Arnold.

"The trick is to get the $10 back from Arnold."

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So much for the great Drummondo.

"So much for the great Drummondo."

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Mrs. Garrett, you're next. What're you going to do for us?

"Mrs. Garrett, you're next. What're you going to do for us?"

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Oh, well, I never know till the spotlight hits me.

"Oh, well, I never know till the spotlight hits me."

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Oh, the radio.

"Oh, the radio."

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You call that dancing? Uh-huh.

"You call that dancing? Uh-huh."

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This is dancing!

"This is dancing!"

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Willis, what did you do that for?

"Willis, what did you do that for?"

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'Cause now is my turn.

"'Cause now is my turn."

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The great Willis is about to do his famous disappearing act.

"The great Willis is about to do his famous disappearing act."

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Come on, Arnold.

"Come on, Arnold."

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Wait a minute, fellas.

"Wait a minute, fellas."

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I think that may be for you.

"I think that may be for you."

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All for me!

"All for me!"

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What's all that stuff for?

"What's all that stuff for?"

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That's all for you guys.

"That's all for you guys."

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It's a toy store!

"It's a toy store!"

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It's for both of you, Willis.

"It's for both of you, Willis."

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Come on, Willis, join the fun.

"Come on, Willis, join the fun."

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Here comes Dr. J. Oh, yes.

"Here comes Dr. J. Oh, yes."

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Here, Mrs. Garrett.

"Here, Mrs. Garrett."

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Oh! I did it. I did it!

"Oh! I did it. I did it!"

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Get a load of that bicycle, Willis. - Yeah.

"Get a load of that bicycle, Willis. - Yeah."

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Here, Mr. Drummond.

"Here, Mr. Drummond."

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You could be O.J. Willis.

"You could be O.J. Willis."

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That's right.

"That's right."

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If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.

"If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up."

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Well, I guess I won't wake him up.

"Well, I guess I won't wake him up."

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Come on, Willis. Get in there and get your share.

"Come on, Willis. Get in there and get your share."

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